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Old 08-02-2012, 07:24 PM   #76
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Plus, is the infatuation that teenage girls have with pseudo-vampires any less sad than your infatuation with men in spandex and Heath Ledger? Its probably more justifiable for them. :)
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:34 PM   #77
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:06 PM   #78
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nice ones, guys!!



Superman: "Have no fear. Superman's here!! Wait......Bruce?? What are you....."

Batman: "OMG!! Clark!! I'm so glad you came in time. It's an emergency of the highest ord..........OMG!!! There it is!! There it is!!!!"

(a lone mouse scurries across the floor)

Batman: "Get It!!! Kill It!!! Burn It with FIRE!!!!! EWWW!!! EWWW!! EWWW!!"

Superman: "..................."

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Old 08-02-2012, 08:48 PM   #79
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^^^Bwahahahahahaha


SPIDER-MAN: "Tally Ho, gents! I just traded up from what's her name at the CSI department for this little number here!"


SUPERMAN: "Why the Hell is she hanging out with him, the guy who sold his marriage to the devil?"
BATMAN: "Probably for the same reason Wonder Woman was chasing me back in the DCAU - hoping that hanging around the more iconic & popular character would get more fans to invest in her."
SUPERMAN: "Ouch."

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Old 08-02-2012, 09:43 PM   #80
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Based on a ridiculous thread I saw at IMDB -


CAVILL: "Alright, who the Hell called me 'shortie'?! I'm 6-foot-1 damn it! That is not short! You wanna call someone 'shortie' look no further than Michael Keaton! Or Robert Downey Jr!"


Not bashing those actors BTW.

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Old 08-02-2012, 10:41 PM   #81
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Clark: Weeeeelllll
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
I p!ss in a spinach can
As soon as I finish
I'll catch me some fishes
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
*poot poot*
I ate too much spinach
Got ice in my britches
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man

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Old 08-02-2012, 11:12 PM   #82
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Clark: Weeeeelllll
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
I p!ss in a spinach can
As soon as I finish
I'll catch me some fishes
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
*poot poot*
I ate too much spinach
Got ice in my britches
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man

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Old 08-02-2012, 11:21 PM   #83
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CLARK: "Why do I hear the theme from Jaws..."





CLARK: "Hmm, now George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg must be around here somewhere..."

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Old 08-02-2012, 11:34 PM   #84
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"On the next episode of Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch..."

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Old 08-03-2012, 12:49 AM   #85
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haha I love this thread



Clark: Who the hell are you calling Captain Hook?

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Old 08-03-2012, 12:53 AM   #86
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Clark: another day, another fish... why the heck am i still here doing this?...

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Great stuff guys. Clark the sailor man is a classic.


CLARK: From hells heart, I stab at thee, and I spit at thee my last breath!! And yes, Im quoting Moby Dick, not The Wraith of Khan!





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"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

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CLARK: Im warning you all, the first one who goes to the bow and screams, "I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOOORLD!!" or sings "My Heart Will Go On", I swear to God almighty I`ll throw this piece of junk into the first iceberg I see, and poke a hole on all the lifeboats!!

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"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet:
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Old 08-03-2012, 09:51 AM   #90
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CLARK: "Must hang up my coa..................... oh, ha ha, very funny guys .......... who took my wardrobe? Flash, if it was you again I swear I'm gonna shove the speed force up your *censored*"

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CAVILL : "No, I won't bow before you. You're 5yrs old for crying out loud. One Zod in my life is enough."

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I think that's a girl.









And the kid might be too.


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great stuff, guys!!



Clark sees the SR New Krypton Land Mass off on the horizon.

Clark: "D**n!! Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

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Cavill: "Now run along kid and tell Batman that he's an a**."

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Old 08-03-2012, 12:44 PM   #95
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Supes: ....what....?

Batman: Nothing.

Supes: It's the no-undies thing, right?

Batman: I didn't say anything.

Supes: Yeah, but you wanted to.

Batman: But I didn't.

Supes: Go 'head, we're both adults....

Batman: We are now, maybe...

Supes: See...now that's...

Batman: I'm just sayin'....

Supes: Sayin' what? C'mon, out with it...what're you sayin'?

Batman: ........

Supes: ...c'mon....

Batman: No comment.

Supes: Aw Chri-....just drive....

Batman: Watch the coffee.

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Great stuff guys.

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CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said...

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SUPERMAN: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

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^ Hahahah

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