The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 4

KalMart · 08-02-2012, 07:24 PM

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KalMart

Hehehehehe

X Knight · 08-02-2012, 08:06 PM

nice ones, guys!!

Superman: "Have no fear. Superman's here!! Wait......Bruce?? What are you....."

Batman: "OMG!! Clark!! I'm so glad you came in time. It's an emergency of the highest ord..........OMG!!! There it is!! There it is!!!!"

(a lone mouse scurries across the floor)

Batman: "Get It!!! Kill It!!! Burn It with FIRE!!!!! EWWW!!! EWWW!! EWWW!!"

Superman: "..................."

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 08:48 PM

^^^Bwahahahahahaha

SPIDER-MAN: "Tally Ho, gents! I just traded up from what's her name at the CSI department for this little number here!"

SUPERMAN: "Why the Hell is she hanging out with him, the guy who sold his marriage to the devil?"
BATMAN: "Probably for the same reason Wonder Woman was chasing me back in the DCAU - hoping that hanging around the more iconic & popular character would get more fans to invest in her."
SUPERMAN: "Ouch."

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 09:43 PM

Based on a ridiculous thread I saw at IMDB -

CAVILL: "Alright, who the Hell called me 'shortie'?! I'm 6-foot-1 damn it! That is not short! You wanna call someone 'shortie' look no further than Michael Keaton! Or Robert Downey Jr!"

Not bashing those actors BTW.

Mindreaper21 · 08-02-2012, 10:41 PM

Clark: Weeeeelllll
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
I p!ss in a spinach can
As soon as I finish
I'll catch me some fishes
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
*poot poot*
I ate too much spinach
Got ice in my britches
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindreaper21

Clark: Weeeeelllll
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
I p!ss in a spinach can
As soon as I finish
I'll catch me some fishes
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man
*poot poot*
I ate too much spinach
Got ice in my britches
I'm Clark Kent the sailor man

Panthro · 08-02-2012, 11:21 PM

CLARK: "Why do I hear the theme from Jaws..."

CLARK: "Hmm, now George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg must be around here somewhere..."

PSYLENTGuardian · 08-02-2012, 11:34 PM

"On the next episode of Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch..."

Mindreaper21 · 08-03-2012, 12:49 AM

haha I love this thread

Clark: Who the hell are you calling Captain Hook?

Super Kal · 08-03-2012, 12:53 AM

Clark: another day, another fish... why the heck am i still here doing this?...

Rowsdower! · 08-03-2012, 12:55 AM

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ultimatefan · 08-03-2012, 09:44 AM

Great stuff guys. Clark the sailor man is a classic.

CLARK: From hell´s heart, I stab at thee, and I spit at thee my last breath!! And yes, I´m quoting Moby Dick, not The Wraith of Khan!

SUPERSPOCK: Party-pooper.

ultimatefan · 08-03-2012, 09:51 AM

CLARK: I´m warning you all, the first one who goes to the bow and screams, "I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOOORLD!!" or sings "My Heart Will Go On", I swear to God almighty I`ll throw this piece of junk into the first iceberg I see, and poke a hole on all the lifeboats!!

elgaz · 08-03-2012, 09:51 AM

CLARK: "Must hang up my coa..................... oh, ha ha, very funny guys .......... who took my wardrobe? Flash, if it was you again I swear I'm gonna shove the speed force up your *censored*"

elgaz · 08-03-2012, 09:56 AM

CAVILL : "No, I won't bow before you. You're 5yrs old for crying out loud. One Zod in my life is enough."

KalMart · 08-03-2012, 11:34 AM

I think that's a girl.

And the kid might be too.

X Knight · 08-03-2012, 11:51 AM

great stuff, guys!!

Clark sees the SR New Krypton Land Mass off on the horizon.

Clark: "D**n!! Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat."

X Knight · 08-03-2012, 11:52 AM

Cavill: "Now run along kid and tell Batman that he's an a**."

KalMart · 08-03-2012, 12:44 PM

Supes: ....what....?

Batman: Nothing.

Supes: It's the no-undies thing, right?

Batman: I didn't say anything.

Supes: Yeah, but you wanted to.

Batman: But I didn't.

Supes: Go 'head, we're both adults....

Batman: We are now, maybe...

Supes: See...now that's...

Batman: I'm just sayin'....

Supes: Sayin' what? C'mon, out with it...what're you sayin'?

Batman: ........

Supes: ...c'mon....

Batman: No comment.

Supes: Aw Chri-....just drive....

Batman: Watch the coffee.

Panthro · 08-03-2012, 01:13 PM

Great stuff guys.

Enriquespy · 08-03-2012, 07:38 PM

CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said...

Panthro · 08-03-2012, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enriquespy

CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said...

Panthro · 08-03-2012, 09:47 PM

SUPERMAN: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

Superman Prime · 08-03-2012, 11:18 PM

^ Hahahah

Great stuff all around, people.

08-02-2012, 08:06 PM	#78
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,120	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 nice ones, guys!! Superman: "Have no fear. Superman's here!! Wait......Bruce?? What are you....." Batman: "OMG!! Clark!! I'm so glad you came in time. It's an emergency of the highest ord..........OMG!!! There it is!! There it is!!!!" (a lone mouse scurries across the floor) Batman: "Get It!!! Kill It!!! Burn It with FIRE!!!!! EWWW!!! EWWW!! EWWW!!" Superman: "..................." __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Original Hype User Name: Super-Bats

08-02-2012, 08:48 PM	#79
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 ^^^Bwahahahahahaha SPIDER-MAN: "Tally Ho, gents! I just traded up from what's her name at the CSI department for this little number here!" SUPERMAN: "Why the Hell is she hanging out with him, the guy who sold his marriage to the devil?" BATMAN: "Probably for the same reason Wonder Woman was chasing me back in the DCAU - hoping that hanging around the more iconic & popular character would get more fans to invest in her." SUPERMAN: "Ouch." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-02-2012, 09:43 PM	#80
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Based on a ridiculous thread I saw at IMDB - CAVILL: "Alright, who the Hell called me 'shortie'?! I'm 6-foot-1 damn it! That is not short! You wanna call someone 'shortie' look no further than Michael Keaton! Or Robert Downey Jr!" Not bashing those actors BTW. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-02-2012, 10:41 PM	#81
Mindreaper21 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Clark: Weeeeelllll I'm Clark Kent the sailor man I p!ss in a spinach can As soon as I finish I'll catch me some fishes I'm Clark Kent the sailor man poot poot I ate too much spinach Got ice in my britches I'm Clark Kent the sailor man __________________ ~Well well, so the shaved monkey has FAILED. How utterly utterly expected.~ ~MAI BIRDS ARE ANGREEEHHHH!!!~ ~boy - parents =BATMAN~

08-02-2012, 11:21 PM	#83
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: "Why do I hear the theme from Jaws..." CLARK: "Hmm, now George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg must be around here somewhere..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-02-2012, 11:34 PM	#84
PSYLENTGuardian (500) Days Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 강남구 Posts: 2,430	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 "On the next episode of Discovery Channel's Deadliest Catch..." __________________ WONGFU4LIFE "I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls." "Screws fall out all the time; the world is an imperfect place."

08-03-2012, 12:49 AM	#85
Mindreaper21 Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 693	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 haha I love this thread Clark: Who the hell are you calling Captain Hook? __________________ ~Well well, so the shaved monkey has FAILED. How utterly utterly expected.~ ~MAI BIRDS ARE ANGREEEHHHH!!!~ ~boy - parents =BATMAN~

08-03-2012, 12:53 AM	#86
Super Kal Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: San Antonio Posts: 47,183	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Clark: another day, another fish... why the heck am i still here doing this?... __________________ ὁ ἔχων τὸν υἱὸν ἔχει τὴν ζωήν· ὁ μὴ ἔχων τὸν υἱὸν τοῦ Θεοῦ τὴν ζωὴν οὐκ ἔχει. /\/\/\/\

08-03-2012, 12:55 AM	#87
Rowsdower! Snyderite Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A theater near you Posts: 8,164	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 "Hungry for some seafood tonight? Then try Gorton's Classic Breaded Fish Sticks. A tried and true family favorite, fish sticks are a great convenient seafood meal that will have your kids asking for more. Buy a bag of 400 for only $25.99 at your local grocer. All of Gorton's fish sticks are made from creatures mostly found in the ocean. Gorton's. Trusted since 1849." __________________ "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" - Jor-El

08-03-2012, 09:44 AM	#88
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. Clark the sailor man is a classic. CLARK: From hell´s heart, I stab at thee, and I spit at thee my last breath!! And yes, I´m quoting Moby Dick, not The Wraith of Khan! SUPERSPOCK: Party-pooper. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-03-2012, 09:51 AM	#89
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: I´m warning you all, the first one who goes to the bow and screams, "I AM THE KING OF THE WOOOOORLD!!" or sings "My Heart Will Go On", I swear to God almighty I`ll throw this piece of junk into the first iceberg I see, and poke a hole on all the lifeboats!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-03-2012, 09:51 AM	#90
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,446	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CLARK: "Must hang up my coa..................... oh, ha ha, very funny guys .......... who took my wardrobe? Flash, if it was you again I swear I'm gonna shove the speed force up your censored"

08-03-2012, 09:56 AM	#91
elgaz Side-Kick Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,446	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CAVILL : "No, I won't bow before you. You're 5yrs old for crying out loud. One Zod in my life is enough."

08-03-2012, 11:51 AM	#93
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,120	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 great stuff, guys!! Clark sees the SR New Krypton Land Mass off on the horizon. Clark: "Dn!! Looks like I'm gonna need a bigger boat." __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Original Hype User Name: Super-Bats**

08-03-2012, 11:52 AM	#94
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,120	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Cavill: "Now run along kid and tell Batman that he's an a." __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Original Hype User Name: Super-Bats**

08-03-2012, 01:13 PM	#96
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-03-2012, 07:38 PM	#97
Enriquespy Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Queretaro Posts: 1,642	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 CAVILL: "This will not be like SR" they said, "You won't look like a modern Jesus" they said... __________________ "Evening, Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmissionerrrrrrrr"

08-03-2012, 09:47 PM	#99
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 SUPERMAN: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-03-2012, 11:18 PM	#100
Superman Prime I go by "Steve" as well. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Metropolis Posts: 7,401	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 ^ Hahahah Great stuff all around, people.

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