IM3 Official Caption thread

The Infernal · 05-30-2012, 04:49 PM

Shane Black: Hey guys, could we please cover up the Iron Patriot suit and not have him walking around in it when we're not filming a scene?

Security guy: Sure, we'll get right on that.

Shane Black: Phew. Hopefully nobody saw anything.

Hotwire · 06-06-2012, 09:18 PM

Don: Why's the white man always get served first?

Spuzz · 07-18-2012, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Don: Why's the white man always get served first?

lmao

ultimatefan · 07-23-2012, 01:33 PM

LUCY: Okay, this is officially the weirdest orgy I´ve ever been invited to!

IRON MAN: Really? Didn´t even make it to my top ten this month...

ultimatefan · 07-24-2012, 02:27 PM

IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!

anon1234 · 07-24-2012, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap!

i thought the same thing.

ultimatefan · 07-25-2012, 01:48 PM

Fitting, isn´t it?

ultimatefan · 07-26-2012, 03:24 PM

GUY UPSIDE DOWN: GAAAAAHH! Please don´t grab me by the balls, m´am!!

GIRL IN GRAY: Sorry.

Enriquespy · 08-02-2012, 06:55 PM

Lady at the top: Good thing I can hold the weight of 7 people...

Panthro · 08-05-2012, 06:10 PM

Great stuff guys.

ultimatefan · 08-06-2012, 09:07 AM

Glad to see you guys here!

TONY: Okay, at least two of you need to cut on the raw cookie dough, pronto!

Panthro · 08-06-2012, 09:45 AM

The Mary Poppins re-enactment is not going as planned.

ultimatefan · 08-07-2012, 10:06 AM

hehehehehehehe

PEPPER POITS´RESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
IRON MAN: That´s right! It´s a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
IRON MAN: Hell no.

Panthro · 08-07-2012, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

hehehehehehehe

PEPPER POITS´RESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world!
IRON MAN: That´s right! It´s a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life!
PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise?
IRON MAN: Hell no.

Hehehe, oh that Tony, he's such an inconsiderate a--hole.

RANDOM PERSON ON WIRE: "I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!"

PEPPER/RESCUE: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
STARK/IRON MAN: "

"

ultimatefan · 08-08-2012, 10:05 AM

Thanks! Can´t go wrong with those quotes.

ultimatefan · 08-08-2012, 10:07 AM

PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!

Panthro · 08-08-2012, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works!
STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on!

Hehehehehe

STARK & PEPPER: "If We Only Had A Heart...'

Panthro · 08-08-2012, 03:15 PM

CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."

Spuzz · 08-09-2012, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!"
TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye."

How si that an IM3 caption? Just sayin'.

ultimatefan · 08-09-2012, 12:31 PM

Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.

PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! That´s my armored superhero name?! Why, because I´m a girl? Why can´t I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"?
TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long...

Panthro · 08-09-2012, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way.

Exactly. And thanks.

Quote:

PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! That´s my armored superhero name?! Why, because I´m a girl? Why can´t I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"?
TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long...

Hehehehehehehehehe

WAR MACHINE: "Getting an Adam and Eve vibe here."

ultimatefan · 08-10-2012, 09:15 AM

hehehe

PEPPER: No way. The red is too dark, the gold is too bright, it makes my boobs look too small and my butt look too big. Remake from scratch.
TONY: From... that suit alone cost nearly a billion dollars!
PEPPER: Honey.
TONY (sighs): Yes, dear.

ultimatefan · 08-13-2012, 12:54 PM

CAP: So, I hear Mandarin will show up in your next movie.
TONY: Yeah, we´re just trying to avoid making him an evil asian stereotype.
CAP: Because you didnt show an evil arab terrorist stereotype, two evil businessmen stereotypes and an evil russian stereotype in the previous ones?
TONY: Dude, I don´t write or direct the movies, okay? I just appear in them. You don´t want me to question about your "alternate nazis", do ya?

Gold Samurai · 08-13-2012, 01:44 PM

Stark- Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing

*Pepper thinks*

Panthro · 08-13-2012, 04:39 PM

Funny stuff UF, Gold.

05-30-2012, 04:49 PM	#1
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06-06-2012, 09:18 PM	#2
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07-23-2012, 01:33 PM	#4
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread LUCY: Okay, this is officially the weirdest orgy I´ve ever been invited to! IRON MAN: Really? Didn´t even make it to my top ten this month... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-24-2012, 02:27 PM	#5
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON PATRIOT: Please, stop calling me Robocap! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-25-2012, 01:48 PM	#7
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Fitting, isn´t it? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

07-26-2012, 03:24 PM	#8
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread GUY UPSIDE DOWN: GAAAAAHH! Please don´t grab me by the balls, m´am!! GIRL IN GRAY: Sorry. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-02-2012, 06:55 PM	#9
Enriquespy Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Queretaro Posts: 1,683	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Lady at the top: Good thing I can hold the weight of 7 people... __________________ "Evening, Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmissionerrrrrrrr"

08-05-2012, 06:10 PM	#10
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Great stuff guys. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-06-2012, 09:07 AM	#11
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Glad to see you guys here! TONY: Okay, at least two of you need to cut on the raw cookie dough, pronto! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-06-2012, 09:45 AM	#12
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread The Mary Poppins re-enactment is not going as planned. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-07-2012, 10:06 AM	#13
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread hehehehehehehe PEPPER POITS´RESCUE: So, now I get to risk my life to fight the bad guys and save the world! IRON MAN: That´s right! It´s a huge commitment that may entirely consume your life! PEPPER/RESCUE: Do I get a raise? IRON MAN: Hell no. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 10:05 AM	#15
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Thanks! Can´t go wrong with those quotes. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 10:07 AM	#16
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread PEPPER/RESCUE: Wow, the filtration system really works! STARK/IRON MAN: Why is that the first thing that everybody tests? Rhodey had a whole keg of beer before putting it on! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-08-2012, 03:15 PM	#18
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread CAP: "Ben Affleck, the guy from Daredevil, possibly directing the Justice League film?! Pfft!" TONY: "Don't laugh too quick Cap, Affleck did a damn fine job directing 'The Town' which he also starred in and also featured our very own Hawkeye." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

08-09-2012, 12:31 PM	#20
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Well, Tony is in it for one thing. In the caption world, characters can discuss other franchises. Nice captions, by the way. PEPPER: Rescue?! Really?! That´s my armored superhero name?! Why, because I´m a girl? Why can´t I have a badass name like "Asswhoop" or "Bonecrush"? TONY: I thought of "Castrate", but it was a little long... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-10-2012, 09:15 AM	#22
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread hehehe PEPPER: No way. The red is too dark, the gold is too bright, it makes my boobs look too small and my butt look too big. Remake from scratch. TONY: From... that suit alone cost nearly a billion dollars! PEPPER: Honey. TONY (sighs): Yes, dear. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-13-2012, 12:54 PM	#23
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread CAP: So, I hear Mandarin will show up in your next movie. TONY: Yeah, we´re just trying to avoid making him an evil asian stereotype. CAP: Because you didnt show an evil arab terrorist stereotype, two evil businessmen stereotypes and an evil russian stereotype in the previous ones? TONY: Dude, I don´t write or direct the movies, okay? I just appear in them. You don´t want me to question about your "alternate nazis", do ya? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

08-13-2012, 01:44 PM	#24
Gold Samurai Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,575	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Stark- Lets face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing Pepper thinks

08-13-2012, 04:39 PM	#25
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,961	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Funny stuff UF, Gold. __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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