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Old 08-10-2012, 12:31 PM   #26
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Because no one would be able to film it without having major icky feelings. You think Human Centipede is bad...this movie would be banned in every country. People would have bootleg copies and invite friends over to see how long they can watch

...and just when you think its over and you washed the spiders from your ears.....

Doctor:" Mr Hale. You must come down to my office immediately."
Hale:"Why whats wrong?"
Doctor:"The spider we pulled from your ear....it was female...and was pregnant"
Hale:"Was pregnant?"
Doctor:"It laid its eggs in your ear."


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cut to black: SPIDEARS! ::cue random interchangeable sreamo song::

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The true villain of the Iron Man 3 seems to be the Waaaaahndarin, creeping up at a message board near you.
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:39 PM   #27
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Because no one would be able to film it without having major icky feelings. You think Human Centipede is bad...this movie would be banned in every country. People would have bootleg copies and invite friends over to see how long they can watch

...and just when you think its over and you washed the spiders from your ears.....

Doctor:" Mr Hale. You must come down to my office immediately."
Hale:"Why whats wrong?"
Doctor:"The spider we pulled from your ear....it was female...and was pregnant"
Hale:"Was pregnant?"
Doctor:"It laid its eggs in your ear."


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Here is how I see the franchise shaping up:

Earspiders
Earspiders 2: Hear No Evil
Earspiders 3: The Earening
Earspiders 4: Brainspawn
Earspiders 5: Jenna Jameson vs. Arachnopussy (inevitable porn version)

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Old 08-10-2012, 12:59 PM   #28
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cut to black: SPIDEARS! ::cue random interchangeable sreamo song::
I think you may have just created the newest Pokemon.

Spidear, i choose you.....gahhh, you don't belong in there!

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Old 08-10-2012, 01:55 PM   #29
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Nidoking would be f***ed. he had some big ol' ears.

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Old 08-10-2012, 02:24 PM   #30
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Um...

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Woman Has Spider Living In HER EAR For FIVE F***ING DAYS!!!


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...195029859.html

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:18 PM   #31
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Here is how I see the franchise shaping up:

Earspiders
Earspiders 2: Hear No Evil
Earspiders 3: The Earening
Earspiders 4: Brainspawn
Earspiders 5: Jenna Jameson vs. Arachnopussy (inevitable porn version)
Doctor:"The spider we pulled out of your head was just a baby?"
Man:"If its a baby wheres the mother?"

Man's head explodes as massive mother spider emerges from the red pulp

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:21 PM   #32
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Starring Dean Cain, Cassidy Freeman and Judd Nelson as Sherrif Mills.

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:30 PM   #33
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It doesn't really have anything to do with hygiene.

They probably like clean ears better, anyway. More space....

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Old 08-10-2012, 04:23 PM   #34
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Starring Dean Cain, Cassidy Freeman and Judd Nelson as Sherrif Mills.
SyFy Channel presents
Roger Corman's Earspider vs Nasal Scorpion

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Old 08-10-2012, 04:34 PM   #35
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I can't begin to describe how disgusting I find this entire situation to be. Poor woman.

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Old 08-10-2012, 04:41 PM   #36
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Imagine the doctor looking in her ear and seeing the spider

Doctor:"Let's just have a look...JESUS H CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK...is that...is that a OH HELL NO....WTF....."
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On the bright side, mosquitoes and flies would be scared to go near you.

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Roger Corman's Earspider vs Nasal Scorpion (aka Anne Coulter)
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Old 08-11-2012, 02:58 AM   #38
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D'awww. It was looking for a nice, warm place to live in.

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Well, I rather have a spider in my ear than worms in my eyes or my brain.

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Old 08-11-2012, 10:01 AM   #41
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my ear is itching....

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Mother of God... My apartment is infested with spiders... no idea how I'm supposed to go back at the end of the month after reading this.


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Haha, Morg did you go to the University of Tarzan? I think you're missing a few words.

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Old 08-11-2012, 10:44 AM   #43
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I think you may have just created the newest Pokemon.

Spidear, i choose you.....gahhh, you don't belong in there!


I think I'm gonna print off a list of your posts and read them whenever I'm feeling not-happy. (I never feel sad. I'm a real man. Ya, fireworks... yeah boobs... racecars, yeah... nachos and other manly stuff!)

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