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| I sit down, everyone loves how clean I am |
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11 | 35.48% |
| I stand up and make a big nasty mess everywhere |
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20 | 64.52% |
| Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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I don't leave a leak while I'm standing or sitting... I whiz while I'm bent over playing Twister...
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I'm laughing internally
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Northwest Indiana
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If I'm already sitting on it, like most normal men I go ahead and push that sucker down and let it flow while crapping.
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Smooth Operator
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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And who says men can't multitask?!
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12 hours? You call that a filibuster? Strom Thurmond is laughing at you from hell. ~posted by Thundercrack85 on 04.05.2013 |
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Flawless!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ireland
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: in the abstract
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Well if your already sitting down it only makes sense to let it flow. |
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Flawless!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Ireland
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True...
But don't you just hate it when you sit down... it dips in the water.
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DOMINANT
Join Date: Mar 2010
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kinda brings new meaning to the term "stirring up those muddy waters"...
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Smooth Operator
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Two douches are going mountain-biking on a trail in the woods. They both decide to take a pee break, and go stand in front of a lake to relieve themselves. The first douche wants to show off, so he says, "Dude, this water's cold." The second douche answers, "And it's deep too."
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12 hours? You call that a filibuster? Strom Thurmond is laughing at you from hell. ~posted by Thundercrack85 on 04.05.2013 |
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DOMINANT
Join Date: Mar 2010
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think I heard this on an old Richard Pryor album...
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Agent of S.E.X.Y.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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- standing up
- while in the shower - while sitting in the toilet.
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"Why is daddy on a magazine with a black thing covering his peepee?" |
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DOMINANT
Join Date: Mar 2010
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Quote:
that's nasty...
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Signing off
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 12,658
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Neither
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100 points to Gryffindor
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: fish-shaped island, NY
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there's a harry potter joke in there somewhere.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ohio
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Standing.
I don't understand a guy sitting down just to pee.
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The God of Tits and Wine
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: King's Landing
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Standing up.
If I sat in the swimming pool, I'd drown.
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Thwip Thwip
Join Date: May 2006
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planking
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The King in the North
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: CA
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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
But ya I stand up. lol. |
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DOMINANT
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 2,030
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if you're a guy and you sit just to pee and you don't have any medical or physical problem, then you're a girly-man p***y...
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