The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 4

Panthro · 09-03-2012, 01:41 PM

LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

Lady Marion · 09-03-2012, 02:03 PM

Hehehe, American Psycho, great!

ultimatefan · 09-03-2012, 02:03 PM

Nice quotes.

Panthro · 09-03-2012, 08:16 PM

Thought you guys might like a little Asgardian Psycho.

CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Do I have to?"
MS. MARVEL: "Yes."
CAPT. MARVEL: "Do I really have to?"
MS. MARVEL: "Yes."
CAPT. MARVEL: "I'm just saying it's usually funnier when Thor does it-"
MS. MARVEL: "You lost the bet, now say it!"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Ugh, fine... By The Power Of Grayskull! I Have The Power!"
MS. MARVEL: "

"

Not really a caption but I find it funny -

ultimatefan · 09-04-2012, 09:31 AM

hehehehehehe, that manip is great.

ultimatefan · 09-04-2012, 09:38 AM

LOKI: When the chips are down, these... civilized people will eat each other.

TONY: Dude, the chips have been down and we´ve been kinda eating each other for some years now. I know you´re a norse God and all, but go online, watch TV, read a paper for Chrissakes!

Hotwire · 09-04-2012, 09:41 AM

Hawkeye: Are you seriously going to hold your breath until they give you a new movie?

ultimatefan · 09-04-2012, 10:10 AM

hehehehe, easy Hulk, after The Avengers I bet it won´t be so hard.

Panthro · 09-04-2012, 09:11 PM

Great stuff guys.

ULTIMATE CAPTAIN MARVEL/MAR-VELL: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."

HAL JORDAN/GREEN LANTERN: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

ULT. CAPT. MAR-VELL: "I'm not Dave!"

ULT. CAPT. MAR-VELL: "So this is Tom Cruise's inner sanctuary... I was expecting something a little more grandiose."

ultimatefan · 09-05-2012, 03:18 PM

Hehehehehe, you´d expect some sacrifical altar or something.

ultimatefan · 09-05-2012, 03:21 PM

HAWKEYE: I told you I had only heard bad things about Avengers Vs. X-Men.

Panthro · 09-05-2012, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

HAWKEYE: I told you I had only heard bad things about Avengers Vs. X-Men.

ultimatefan · 09-06-2012, 01:21 PM

Thanks!

Wanna know how desperate you´ve made me? If George Lucas asks me to appear in another Star Wars prequel trilogy, there´s an actual chance I´ll say yes!

ultimatefan · 09-06-2012, 01:22 PM

You´ve made me a very desperate man. Like, Cuba Gooding Jr. desperate!

Panthro · 09-06-2012, 08:46 PM

Funny stuff UF.

MS. MARVEL ON THE LEFT: "Oh the lengths we go to to make sure DC doesn't get it's 'Captain Marvel' film going before we get ours going!"
MS. MARVEL ON THE RIGHT: "Is it really worth all this stress?!"
MS. MARVEL ON THE LEFT: "If it helps us score brownie points in the eyes of film execs then yes."

Panthro · 09-07-2012, 12:11 AM

ULT. CAPT. MARVEL: "Oh dang I dropped my contact lenses. Everybody stop where you are! Don't step!"

ultimatefan · 09-07-2012, 09:58 AM

Thanks, great stuff as well.

ultimatefan · 09-07-2012, 10:07 AM

I have had it with these muthaf***ing freaks on this muthaf***ing plane!!

ultimatefan · 09-07-2012, 10:11 AM

FURY: Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine.

LOKI: As a matter of fact, I do. "Mythology God Weekly" has a fascinating article on Zeus´ lawsuit against the Christian God for copyright infringement. And the centerfold is Aphrodite. Grrrrrraaaaaawll!

Panthro · 09-07-2012, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

FURY: Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine.

LOKI: As a matter of fact, I do. "Mythology God Weekly" has a fascinating article on Zeus´ lawsuit against the Christian God for copyright infringement. And the centerfold is Aphrodite. Grrrrrraaaaaawll!

Bwahahahaha

The Snakes on a Plane reference was funny too.

MS. MARVEL: "She-Ra? No, but I get that a lot."

Panthro · 09-07-2012, 03:48 PM

MS. MARVEL: "So what's the deal Marv?! You don't answer my letters or my e-mails, you don't return my calls, you don't acknowledge my texts or my Facebook requests, you think you can just sweep me and our really wonderful magical night together under the rug?!?! I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Carol, we just went out for coffee."

MS. MARVEL: "You know I was all for taking our vacation in Ocean City, but NOOOOOO, you just had to insist on vacationing in a random red woods forest. Why not you said. What's the worst that could happen you said. You ever hear of forest fires genius?!"
CAPT. MARVEL: "Look if I had known I would have brought the fire extinguisher."

ultimatefan · 09-08-2012, 01:16 PM

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

ultimatefan · 09-08-2012, 01:17 PM

MS. MARVEL: How come we don´t wear matching costumes?
CAPT. MARVEL: Honey, that´s a loooooooong story...

ultimatefan · 09-08-2012, 01:21 PM

BW: I didn´t kill them with violence. I killed them with love. Well, violent love. And they didn´t complain.

Panthro · 09-08-2012, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

MS. MARVEL: How come we don´t wear matching costumes?
CAPT. MARVEL: Honey, that´s a loooooooong story...

Bwahahahaha

THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?"

09-03-2012, 01:41 PM	#76
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-03-2012, 02:03 PM	#77
Lady Marion This brother, I like him! Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Somewhere in Germany Posts: 1,632	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hehehe, American Psycho, great! __________________ Thor: The Dark World The God of Thunder will return on November 8th 2013 in 168 days

09-03-2012, 02:03 PM	#78
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Nice quotes. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-03-2012, 08:16 PM	#79
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thought you guys might like a little Asgardian Psycho. CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Do I have to?" MS. MARVEL: "Yes." CAPT. MARVEL: "Do I really have to?" MS. MARVEL: "Yes." CAPT. MARVEL: "I'm just saying it's usually funnier when Thor does it-" MS. MARVEL: "You lost the bet, now say it!" CAPT. MARVEL: "Ugh, fine... By The Power Of Grayskull! I Have The Power!" MS. MARVEL: "" Not really a caption but I find it funny - __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-04-2012, 09:31 AM	#80
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 hehehehehehe, that manip is great. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-04-2012, 09:38 AM	#81
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 LOKI: When the chips are down, these... civilized people will eat each other. TONY: Dude, the chips have been down and we´ve been kinda eating each other for some years now. I know you´re a norse God and all, but go online, watch TV, read a paper for Chrissakes! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-04-2012, 09:41 AM	#82
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,978	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hawkeye: Are you seriously going to hold your breath until they give you a new movie? __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

09-04-2012, 10:10 AM	#83
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 hehehehe, easy Hulk, after The Avengers I bet it won´t be so hard. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-04-2012, 09:11 PM	#84
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. ULTIMATE CAPTAIN MARVEL/MAR-VELL: "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." HAL JORDAN/GREEN LANTERN: "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave." ULT. CAPT. MAR-VELL: "I'm not Dave!" ULT. CAPT. MAR-VELL: "So this is Tom Cruise's inner sanctuary... I was expecting something a little more grandiose." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-05-2012, 03:18 PM	#85
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Hehehehehe, you´d expect some sacrifical altar or something. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-05-2012, 03:21 PM	#86
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 HAWKEYE: I told you I had only heard bad things about Avengers Vs. X-Men. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-06-2012, 01:21 PM	#88
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks! Wanna know how desperate you´ve made me? If George Lucas asks me to appear in another Star Wars prequel trilogy, there´s an actual chance I´ll say yes! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-06-2012, 01:22 PM	#89
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 You´ve made me a very desperate man. Like, Cuba Gooding Jr. desperate! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-06-2012, 08:46 PM	#90
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Funny stuff UF. MS. MARVEL ON THE LEFT: "Oh the lengths we go to to make sure DC doesn't get it's 'Captain Marvel' film going before we get ours going!" MS. MARVEL ON THE RIGHT: "Is it really worth all this stress?!" MS. MARVEL ON THE LEFT: "If it helps us score brownie points in the eyes of film execs then yes." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-07-2012, 12:11 AM	#91
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 ULT. CAPT. MARVEL: "Oh dang I dropped my contact lenses. Everybody stop where you are! Don't step!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-07-2012, 09:58 AM	#92
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks, great stuff as well. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-07-2012, 10:07 AM	#93
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 I have had it with these muthaf*ing freaks on this muthaf*ing plane!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-07-2012, 10:11 AM	#94
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 FURY: Well, let me know if real power wants a magazine. LOKI: As a matter of fact, I do. "Mythology God Weekly" has a fascinating article on Zeus´ lawsuit against the Christian God for copyright infringement. And the centerfold is Aphrodite. Grrrrrraaaaaawll! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-07-2012, 03:48 PM	#96
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,894	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 MS. MARVEL: "So what's the deal Marv?! You don't answer my letters or my e-mails, you don't return my calls, you don't acknowledge my texts or my Facebook requests, you think you can just sweep me and our really wonderful magical night together under the rug?!?! *I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!" CAPT. MARVEL: "Carol, we just went out for coffee." MS. MARVEL: "You know I was all for taking our vacation in Ocean City, but NOOOOOO, you just had to insist on vacationing in a random red woods forest. Why not you said. What's the worst that could happen you said. You ever hear of forest fires genius?!" CAPT. MARVEL: "Look if I had known I would have brought the fire extinguisher." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS*

09-08-2012, 01:16 PM	#97
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thanks and hehehehehehehe __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-08-2012, 01:17 PM	#98
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 MS. MARVEL: How come we don´t wear matching costumes? CAPT. MARVEL: Honey, that´s a loooooooong story... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-08-2012, 01:21 PM	#99
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 BW: I didn´t kill them with violence. I killed them with love. Well, violent love. And they didn´t complain. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

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