Thor 2: Caption This!

Godzilla2000 · 09-11-2012, 11:01 AM

Guy in Armor standing: Aw come on you milk drinker! Get up and fight me. It's just an arrow to the knee.

Guy on the ground: I used to be an adventurer like you...

Guy in Armor standing: Don't even start.

ultimatefan · 09-11-2012, 03:38 PM

THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!

ultimatefan · 09-11-2012, 03:40 PM

THOR: Dat ass!!

ultimatefan · 09-11-2012, 03:41 PM

THOR: Nice skirt.

SIF: Right back at ya.

Panthro · 09-11-2012, 11:54 PM

Funny stuff UF.

Actors Chris Hemsworth and Jaimie Alexander's reactions to Thor's poor performance & overall portrayal in Avengers Vs. X-Men

jaqua99 · 09-12-2012, 11:32 AM

he looks awesome!

pr0xyt0xin · 09-12-2012, 11:36 AM

yeah i hadnt seen that set pic yet. Looks like they finally got the right hair color.

And are those bronze circles on his chestplate?

jaqua99 · 09-12-2012, 11:39 AM

Top right....is that Malekith? I really hope it's not

Panthro · 09-12-2012, 11:51 AM

Just another day at the Renaissance Festival

ultimatefan · 09-12-2012, 03:53 PM

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

jaqua99 · 09-12-2012, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there!

GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry!

Okay. all kidding and all captioning aside (i finally get the point of this thread, literally just hit me) THIS looks like Thor

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

Hate to be "that guy" but he's not even looking at her ass :P

ultimatefan · 09-12-2012, 04:39 PM

Whenever you see that kinda thing, a wizard did it.

Panthro · 09-12-2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty!

Bren · 09-12-2012, 05:59 PM

THOR = SPURNED!!!

Panthro · 09-12-2012, 06:13 PM

Indeed

THOR: "I sure hope no one notices that Sif walking by made me jizz in my pants..."

Bren · 09-12-2012, 06:52 PM

Ah, that's what the leather flap is for

Panthro · 09-12-2012, 07:38 PM

ODIN: "Repeat After Me - The Gun Is Good!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Gun Is Good!"
ODIN: "The Penis Is Evil!"
ASGARDIANS: "The Penis Is- WTF?!"

Hotwire · 09-12-2012, 09:09 PM

Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!

Panthro · 09-12-2012, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotwire

Sif: Thor, calm down! You're going Super Sayan!

Hehehehe

THOR: "Look it's not up to me if you appear in the sequels or not!"

THOR: "How many times do I have to tell you to stop slashing your cheeks?! You're not the friggin' Joker!!!"

Panthro · 09-12-2012, 09:39 PM

LOKI: "Man, I'm sure glad I'm not part of Avengers Vs. X-Men, it would totally ruin my street cred."

LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?"

Hotwire · 09-13-2012, 10:10 AM

Thor: This battlefield can't even handle me right now!

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Sif: GO THOR! GO THOR! GO THOR!!

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Thor: STOP! Hammer time!

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Guy with glasses: Those dance moves are far too mainstream.

Panthro · 09-13-2012, 07:50 PM

Funny stuff Hotwire

THOR: "Don't you ever, EVER say Shia Labeouf is a good actor! Labeouf is a stain on the soul of cinema and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"

ultimatefan · 09-17-2012, 09:53 AM

Great stuff guys! Death to Labeouf!

THOR; So, it appears that Odin will die in this sequel.
SIF: Oh for crying out loud...
THOR: What?
SIF: You´re gonna say it, aren´t you?
THOR: Say what?
SIF: Please, you know it. Don´t waste my time.
THOR: So I might as well say it, don´t I?
SIF: Go ahead. Make it fast.
THOR: Say hail to the king, baby!
SIF: Sweet mercy...

ultimatefan · 09-19-2012, 09:06 AM

THOR: Dammit, why did I chose Jane Foster again?

THOR: Oh, that´s right.

Panthro · 09-19-2012, 09:05 PM

Funny stuff UF

THOR: "Sif, really, Snow White and I are just friends."
SIF: "That's what you said about Cinderella. And Sleeping Beauty. And the Little Mermaid-"
THOR: "Hey, I don't give you a hard time to running around with Prince Charming, Hercules, and JFK, do you really have to hold those against me?!"

09-11-2012, 11:01 AM	#1
Godzilla2000 Angel Of Death Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Gotham City Posts: 4,550	Thor 2: Caption This! Guy in Armor standing: Aw come on you milk drinker! Get up and fight me. It's just an arrow to the knee. Guy on the ground: I used to be an adventurer like you... Guy in Armor standing: Don't even start. __________________ - There's nothing better than a good lie. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7...5pw9o1_500.jpg

09-11-2012, 03:38 PM	#2
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR: Wrong set! Arrow is being shot over there! GUY WITH BOW: Sorry! Sorry! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 09-11-2012 at 04:36 PM.

09-11-2012, 03:40 PM	#3
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR: Dat ass!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-11-2012, 03:41 PM	#4
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR: Nice skirt. SIF: Right back at ya. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-11-2012, 11:54 PM	#5
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Funny stuff UF. Actors Chris Hemsworth and Jaimie Alexander's reactions to Thor's poor performance & overall portrayal in Avengers Vs. X-Men __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-12-2012, 11:32 AM	#6
jaqua99 ....I need a horse! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: dont you worry about that Posts: 4,058	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! he looks awesome!

09-12-2012, 11:36 AM	#7
pr0xyt0xin Shaper Savant Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: United States Posts: 2,593	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! yeah i hadnt seen that set pic yet. Looks like they finally got the right hair color. And are those bronze circles on his chestplate? __________________ I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian...

09-12-2012, 11:39 AM	#8
jaqua99 ....I need a horse! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: dont you worry about that Posts: 4,058	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Top right....is that Malekith? I really hope it's not

09-12-2012, 11:51 AM	#9
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Just another day at the Renaissance Festival __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-12-2012, 03:53 PM	#10
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! tHOR: Gee. Jane Foster is pretty, but I can´t believe I chose her over this piece of booty! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-12-2012, 04:39 PM	#12
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Whenever you see that kinda thing, a wizard did it. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 09-12-2012 at 04:45 PM.

09-12-2012, 05:59 PM	#14
Bren Forevernoob Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,150	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR = SPURNED!!! __________________ Does odd things at random times.

09-12-2012, 06:13 PM	#15
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Indeed THOR: "I sure hope no one notices that Sif walking by made me jizz in my pants..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-12-2012, 06:52 PM	#16
Bren Forevernoob Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,150	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Ah, that's what the leather flap is for __________________ Does odd things at random times.

09-12-2012, 07:38 PM	#17
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! ODIN: "Repeat After Me - The Gun Is Good!" ASGARDIANS: "The Gun Is Good!" ODIN: "The Penis Is Evil!" ASGARDIANS: "The Penis Is- WTF?!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-12-2012, 09:09 PM	#18
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09-12-2012, 09:39 PM	#20
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! LOKI: "Man, I'm sure glad I'm not part of Avengers Vs. X-Men, it would totally ruin my street cred." LOKI: "There is an idea of a Loki; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." LOKI: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip." THOR: "Are they EVER gonna stop asking me about the helmet?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-13-2012, 10:10 AM	#21
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,982	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Thor: This battlefield can't even handle me right now! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Sif: GO THOR! GO THOR! GO THOR!! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Thor: STOP! Hammer time! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy with glasses: Those dance moves are far too mainstream. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

09-13-2012, 07:50 PM	#22
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Funny stuff Hotwire THOR: "Don't you ever, EVER say Shia Labeouf is a good actor! Labeouf is a stain on the soul of cinema and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

09-17-2012, 09:53 AM	#23
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Great stuff guys! Death to Labeouf! THOR; So, it appears that Odin will die in this sequel. SIF: Oh for crying out loud... THOR: What? SIF: You´re gonna say it, aren´t you? THOR: Say what? SIF: Please, you know it. Don´t waste my time. THOR: So I might as well say it, don´t I? SIF: Go ahead. Make it fast. THOR: Say hail to the king, baby! SIF: Sweet mercy... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-19-2012, 09:06 AM	#24
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR: Dammit, why did I chose Jane Foster again? THOR: Oh, that´s right. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-19-2012, 09:05 PM	#25
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,896	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Funny stuff UF THOR: "Sif, really, Snow White and I are just friends." SIF: "That's what you said about Cinderella. And Sleeping Beauty. And the Little Mermaid-" THOR: "Hey, I don't give you a hard time to running around with Prince Charming, Hercules, and JFK, do you really have to hold those against me?!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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