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Old 09-19-2012, 10:01 AM   #76
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IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop!



KINNAMAN: Thatīs right, people should say I look like Robocop!



IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldnīt.

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Old 09-19-2012, 10:02 PM   #77
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IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop!



KINNAMAN: Thatīs right, people should say I look like Robocop!



IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldnīt.
Hehehehehe


IRON PATRIOT: "Uh, guys... where's that 'emergency exit' we talked about?"

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Old 09-21-2012, 11:43 AM   #78
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hehehehe





CAP: So, thatīs the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: Thatīs right. You see, people who didnīt know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didnīt know about Robocop will think heīs a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...

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Old 09-21-2012, 06:12 PM   #79
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CAP: So, thatīs the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: Thatīs right. You see, people who didnīt know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didnīt know about Robocop will think heīs a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...
It's even funnier when you realize that Iron Man was an influence on Robocop.


TONY: "Dude I'm telling you if Batman were real and watched movies he would totally go for 1940s film noir."
CAP: "I think he'd be into westerns. The whole Teddy Roosevelt rough rider complex and all."

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Old 09-26-2012, 02:00 PM   #80
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CAP: So, the new Robocop... Thatīs some competition for ya, huh?
TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and pussify it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise.
CAP: Tony, youīve lost me at "cyberpunk".
TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.

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CAP: So, the new Robocop... Thatīs some competition for ya, huh?
TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and pussify it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise.
CAP: Tony, youīve lost me at "cyberpunk".
TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.
Hehehehe




CAP: "So I hear Wally West doesn't exist in DC's New 52."
TONY: "Nope, no Wally West at all."
CAP: "That's just plain wrong."
TONY: "Agreed. One more reason to choose independent publishers over DC."
CAP: "Yep."

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Old 10-02-2012, 10:32 AM   #82
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Thanks and hehehe



IRON MAN: Government puppet.
IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table.
IRON MAN: Go to hell.

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IRON MAN: Government puppet.
IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table.
IRON MAN: Go to hell.
Hehehehehehehe


HERCULES: "Like Hell Captain America was the First Avenger! I was 'avenging' injustice before his ancestors were even born! Show some respect!"



CAP: "That is an extremely angry man."
TONY: "Watch out, he likes to kick people in the nuts."





IRON MAN: "Hi, I'm a Caffeine Free Coke-"
IRON PATRIOT: "And I'm a Pepsi."
IRON MAN: "Open us up and enjoy us all day."
IRON PATRIOT: "...."
IRON MAN: "That came out wrong."
IRON PATRIOT: "To say the least."

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stewie-"why does it look sad..."

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Old 10-03-2012, 02:10 PM   #85
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Great stuff. That FG bit was classic.

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IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper?
IRON MAN: Nope. Why?
IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van...

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IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper?
IRON MAN: Nope. Why?
IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van...

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GUY STARING OUT THE WINDOW: Wow, thereīs Iron Man!!

ROBOCOP: Uh guys, weīre shooting my movie, remember?

GUY ON THE RIGHT: Heīs so awesome! Can we go get his autograph?

ROBOCOP: Guys... guuuuuuys...




IRON MAN: Hehehehe.

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WIDOW: Iīll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars!





WIDOW: Aw crap.

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Funny stuff UF


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hehehehehehe



IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rockīem Sockīem Robots for real?!
IRON MAN: Donīt mind if I do!








IRON PATRIOT: What? Thatīs the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight?
IRON MAN: ...

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IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rockīem Sockīem Robots for real?!
IRON MAN: Donīt mind if I do!








IRON PATRIOT: What? Thatīs the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight?
IRON MAN: ...

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Iron Man: DAMN IT, RHODEY!!

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IRON MAN: Who are we?!
ALL: THE AVENGERS!!
IRON MAN: What does that make us?!
ALL: EARTHīS MIGHTIEST HEROES!!
IRON MAN: And why are we doing this?!
GUYS: TO BONE BLACK WIDOW!!
BLACK WIDOW: Hey!

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Cap: Damn it, Thor! Be careful with that thing!

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Good stuff guys


IRON MAN: "The summer of 2015 belongs to our sequel! Not to the mythical long gestating Justice League film!"

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Great stuff



PEPPER: Who the hell farted?

TONY: I dunno, but either the windīs gone really crazy or we got two invisible guys shooting from both sides. Itīs a stinky bomb ambush!

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Mandarin: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

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IRON MAN: Ahem...I just sharted in my metallic pants...Do you smell it?
IRON PATRIOT: No...
IRON MAN: Awesomeness

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