Thor 2: Caption This! - Page 2

Panthro · 09-19-2012, 09:12 PM

THOR: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, #!$%less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?"
SIF: "Well this is still going better than our last vacation..."

Last year's vacation -

THOR: ""I think you're all [BLEEP] in the head. We're ten hours from the [BLEEP] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [BLEEP] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [BLEEP]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [BLEEP]!
SIF: "Thor, do you want an Aspirin?"
THOR: "Don't Touch!"

ultimatefan · 09-21-2012, 11:17 AM

Great stuff

HEMSWORTH: I. ASKED. FOR. MOCHA. NOT. LATTE!!

Panthro · 09-21-2012, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Great stuff

HEMSWORTH: I. ASKED. FOR. MOCHA. NOT. LATTE!!

Bwahahahahaha

THOR: "Take that you stupid Barry Allen Flash fan! Wally West is the One True Flash and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"
GENERIC THUG: "But Barry came first-"
[stomp]
THOR: "Shaddap You!"

ultimatefan · 09-26-2012, 02:32 PM

Thanks and hgehehe

THOR: I was in a hit solo movie!! I was part of the ensamble for the third highest-grossing movie of all time!! How can you still confuse me with He-Man? You got into a time machine and went straight from the eighties to right now?!

Panthro · 09-26-2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks and hgehehe

THOR: I was in a hit solo movie!! I was part of the ensamble for the third highest-grossing movie of all time!! How can you still confuse me with He-Man? You got into a time machine and went straight from the eighties to right now?!

THOR: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Huey Lewis & The News!"

ultimatefan · 10-02-2012, 11:20 AM

HEMSWORTH: For the last f***ing time, I didn´t sleep with Kristen Stewart!
Do you think I want any proximity with glittery androginous vampire DNA?!

Panthro · 10-02-2012, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

HEMSWORTH: For the last f***ing time, I didn´t sleep with Kristen Stewart!
Do you think I want any proximity with glittery androginous vampire DNA?!

Hehehehehe

HERCULES: "C'mon Thor, help a fellow deity out! If I could get treated half as well in an Avengers sequel as Hulk was it could open a lot of doors for me!"

THOR: "I'm a little busy right now Herc!"

ultimatefan · 10-04-2012, 09:18 AM

hehehe

THOR: Did you know that the size of a man´s hammer is proportional to...
SIF: Don´t even try. Forgot the army´s bathing room is unissex?
THOR: Aaw nuts.

Panthro · 10-04-2012, 07:53 PM

^^Hehehehehe

GENERIC THUG: "All this because I ate the last cookie?!"
THOR: "That was my cookie you vile fiend! The God of Thunder had called dibs!"

Panthro · 10-12-2012, 05:08 PM

LOKI: "I Have The Power!"

THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!"
OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!"

THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!"
THOR: "Shut Up!"

Panthro · 10-12-2012, 05:09 PM

ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!"

POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!"

ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!"

LOKI: "Very funny, guys."

Panthro · 10-12-2012, 05:10 PM

ZEUS: "Loki, Norse/Asgardian God of Mischief, what makes you worthy of dating my daughter Athena Goddess of Wisdom? What are your qualifications?"

LOKI: "Ah, well, I attended Julliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that-"

ZEUS: "And is it true that you are not in fact an actual Norse/Asgardian God but rather a frost giant remade into one?"

LOKI: "What if I am?"

ZEUS: "Well, if it's true then technically that would make you a commoner, adopted by Norse/Asgardian royalty or not, and on that basis I'm afraid you would not be eligible to date my daughter, who is essentially a princess of Olympus-"

ATHENA: "Dang it Daddy, don't be such an elitist!"

Panthro · 10-13-2012, 09:03 PM

THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..."

Godzilla2000 · 10-17-2012, 11:25 AM

This is Fandral's special method of "babysitting" Loki for Odin.

ultimatefan · 10-17-2012, 03:25 PM

Great stuff guys.

ultimatefan · 10-17-2012, 03:33 PM

LOKI: The store assured me the hammer would come wth nails, dammit! How am I gonna get my Victorian mohogany shelf done with a frikking giant plate?!

Panthro · 10-17-2012, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

LOKI: The store assured me the hammer would come wth nails, dammit! How am I gonna get my Victorian mohogany shelf done with a frikking giant plate?!

Bwahahahaha

LOKI: "All I need now is the helmet of Iron Man and I'll have all the necessary merchandise!"

ultimatefan · 10-18-2012, 11:15 AM

hehehehe

LOKI: NOOOOO!! They´re out of their packages!! They´re no longer collectibles!!

Godzilla2000 · 10-18-2012, 03:02 PM

Loki: FUS RO DAH!!!

Panthro · 10-18-2012, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

hehehehe

LOKI: NOOOOOP!! They´re out of their packages!! They´re no longer collectibles!!

ultimatefan · 10-19-2012, 12:17 PM

Thanks.

LOKI: Newman!

Panthro · 10-20-2012, 11:28 PM

^^Gotta love Seinfeld

LOKI: "You Will Bow Down Before Me, Son Of Jor-El!"

Godzilla2000 · 10-22-2012, 07:52 AM

Loki: I swear I am going to smack that Adoring Fan in the head with Mjolnir if he so much as opens his mouth to speak.

Panthro · 10-22-2012, 05:48 PM

ODIN: "Now you and your new friend be good boys and play outside while your new friend's father and I plot to conquer the known universe!"

ultimatefan · 10-30-2012, 11:18 AM

Great stuff guys.

09-19-2012, 09:12 PM	#26
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, #!$%less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ! Where's the Tylenol?" SIF: "Well this is still going better than our last vacation..." Last year's vacation - THOR: ""I think you're all [BLEEP] in the head. We're ten hours from the [BLEEP] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [BLEEP] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [BLEEP]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [BLEEP]! SIF: "Thor, do you want an Aspirin?" THOR: "Don't Touch!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

09-21-2012, 11:17 AM	#27
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Great stuff HEMSWORTH: I. ASKED. FOR. MOCHA. NOT. LATTE!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-26-2012, 02:32 PM	#29
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Thanks and hgehehe THOR: I was in a hit solo movie!! I was part of the ensamble for the third highest-grossing movie of all time!! How can you still confuse me with He-Man? You got into a time machine and went straight from the eighties to right now?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-02-2012, 11:20 AM	#31
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! HEMSWORTH: For the last f***ing time, I didn´t sleep with Kristen Stewart! Do you think I want any proximity with glittery androginous vampire DNA?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-04-2012, 09:18 AM	#33
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! hehehe THOR: Did you know that the size of a man´s hammer is proportional to... SIF: Don´t even try. Forgot the army´s bathing room is unissex? THOR: Aaw nuts. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-04-2012, 07:53 PM	#34
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! ^^Hehehehehe GENERIC THUG: "All this because I ate the last cookie?!" THOR: "That was my cookie you vile fiend! The God of Thunder had called dibs!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-12-2012, 05:08 PM	#35
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! LOKI: "I Have The Power!" THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!" OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!" THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!" THOR: "Shut Up!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-12-2012, 05:09 PM	#36
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!" POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!" ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!" LOKI: "Very funny, guys." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-12-2012, 05:10 PM	#37
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! ZEUS: "Loki, Norse/Asgardian God of Mischief, what makes you worthy of dating my daughter Athena Goddess of Wisdom? What are your qualifications?" LOKI: "Ah, well, I attended Julliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that-" ZEUS: "And is it true that you are not in fact an actual Norse/Asgardian God but rather a frost giant remade into one?" LOKI: "What if I am?" ZEUS: "Well, if it's true then technically that would make you a commoner, adopted by Norse/Asgardian royalty or not, and on that basis I'm afraid you would not be eligible to date my daughter, who is essentially a princess of Olympus-" ATHENA: "Dang it Daddy, don't be such an elitist!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-13-2012, 09:03 PM	#38
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-17-2012, 11:25 AM	#39
Godzilla2000 One Of A Kind Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In the driver's seat. Posts: 4,682	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! This is Fandral's special method of "babysitting" Loki for Odin. __________________ "You're not just anyone. One day, you're going to have to make a choice. You have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be. Whoever that man is, good character or bad, it's going to change the world." - Jonathan Kent, Man Of Steel - It's not a case of not knowing, it's more a case of not caring. - If something or someone is important enough to me that's all the answer one needs. Last edited by Godzilla2000; 10-17-2012 at 11:35 AM.

10-17-2012, 03:25 PM	#40
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Great stuff guys. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-17-2012, 03:33 PM	#41
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! LOKI: The store assured me the hammer would come wth nails, dammit! How am I gonna get my Victorian mohogany shelf done with a frikking giant plate?! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-18-2012, 11:15 AM	#43
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! hehehehe LOKI: NOOOOO!! They´re out of their packages!! They´re no longer collectibles!! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 10-19-2012 at 09:19 AM.

10-18-2012, 03:02 PM	#44
Godzilla2000 One Of A Kind Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In the driver's seat. Posts: 4,682	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Loki: FUS RO DAH!!! __________________ "You're not just anyone. One day, you're going to have to make a choice. You have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be. Whoever that man is, good character or bad, it's going to change the world." - Jonathan Kent, Man Of Steel - It's not a case of not knowing, it's more a case of not caring. - If something or someone is important enough to me that's all the answer one needs. Last edited by Godzilla2000; 10-18-2012 at 03:06 PM.

10-19-2012, 12:17 PM	#46
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Thanks. LOKI: Newman! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-20-2012, 11:28 PM	#47
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! ^^Gotta love Seinfeld LOKI: "You Will Bow Down Before Me, Son Of Jor-El!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-22-2012, 07:52 AM	#48
Godzilla2000 One Of A Kind Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In the driver's seat. Posts: 4,682	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Loki: I swear I am going to smack that Adoring Fan in the head with Mjolnir if he so much as opens his mouth to speak. __________________ "You're not just anyone. One day, you're going to have to make a choice. You have to decide what kind of man you want to grow up to be. Whoever that man is, good character or bad, it's going to change the world." - Jonathan Kent, Man Of Steel - It's not a case of not knowing, it's more a case of not caring. - If something or someone is important enough to me that's all the answer one needs.

10-22-2012, 05:48 PM	#49
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! ODIN: "Now you and your new friend be good boys and play outside while your new friend's father and I plot to conquer the known universe!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-30-2012, 11:18 AM	#50
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: Thor 2: Caption This! Great stuff guys. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

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