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Old 09-19-2012, 09:12 PM   #26
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THOR: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, #!$%less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?"
SIF: "Well this is still going better than our last vacation..."

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THOR: ""I think you're all [BLEEP] in the head. We're ten hours from the [BLEEP] fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much [BLEEP] fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're [BLEEP]! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy [BLEEP]!
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THOR: "Don't Touch!"

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Old 09-21-2012, 11:17 AM   #27
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Great stuff



HEMSWORTH: I. ASKED. FOR. MOCHA. NOT. LATTE!!

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Old 09-21-2012, 05:27 PM   #28
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HEMSWORTH: I. ASKED. FOR. MOCHA. NOT. LATTE!!
Bwahahahahaha


THOR: "Take that you stupid Barry Allen Flash fan! Wally West is the One True Flash and I want you to [BLEEP] acknowledge it!"
GENERIC THUG: "But Barry came first-"
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:32 PM   #29
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Thanks and hgehehe



THOR: I was in a hit solo movie!! I was part of the ensamble for the third highest-grossing movie of all time!! How can you still confuse me with He-Man? You got into a time machine and went straight from the eighties to right now?!

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Old 09-26-2012, 05:52 PM   #30
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THOR: I was in a hit solo movie!! I was part of the ensamble for the third highest-grossing movie of all time!! How can you still confuse me with He-Man? You got into a time machine and went straight from the eighties to right now?!




THOR: "Don't you never say an un-kind word about Huey Lewis & The News!"

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Old 10-02-2012, 11:20 AM   #31
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HEMSWORTH: For the last f***ing time, I didn´t sleep with Kristen Stewart!
Do you think I want any proximity with glittery androginous vampire DNA?!

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Old 10-02-2012, 07:43 PM   #32
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HEMSWORTH: For the last f***ing time, I didn´t sleep with Kristen Stewart!
Do you think I want any proximity with glittery androginous vampire DNA?!
Hehehehehe


HERCULES: "C'mon Thor, help a fellow deity out! If I could get treated half as well in an Avengers sequel as Hulk was it could open a lot of doors for me!"


THOR: "I'm a little busy right now Herc!"

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Old 10-04-2012, 09:18 AM   #33
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hehehe


THOR: Did you know that the size of a man´s hammer is proportional to...
SIF: Don´t even try. Forgot the army´s bathing room is unissex?
THOR: Aaw nuts.

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Old 10-04-2012, 07:53 PM   #34
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^^Hehehehehe



GENERIC THUG: "All this because I ate the last cookie?!"
THOR: "That was my cookie you vile fiend! The God of Thunder had called dibs!"

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Old 10-12-2012, 05:08 PM   #35
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LOKI: "I Have The Power!"




THOR: "Gandalf, you've gone green!"
OLD HULK: "I'm not Gandalf!"



THANOS: "It'll take a lot more than thrashing me to make fans forget what a joke you were in Avengers Vs. X-Men!"
THOR: "Shut Up!"

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Old 10-12-2012, 05:09 PM   #36
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ZEUS: "Hello, I Am Hans!"


POSEIDON: "And I Am Franz!"


ZEUS & POSEIDON [together]: "And We're Here To Pump You Up!"


LOKI: "Very funny, guys."

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ZEUS: "Loki, Norse/Asgardian God of Mischief, what makes you worthy of dating my daughter Athena Goddess of Wisdom? What are your qualifications?"


LOKI: "Ah, well, I attended Julliard, I'm a graduate of the Harvard Business School, I travel quite extensively, I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that-"


ZEUS: "And is it true that you are not in fact an actual Norse/Asgardian God but rather a frost giant remade into one?"


LOKI: "What if I am?"


ZEUS: "Well, if it's true then technically that would make you a commoner, adopted by Norse/Asgardian royalty or not, and on that basis I'm afraid you would not be eligible to date my daughter, who is essentially a princess of Olympus-"


ATHENA: "Dang it Daddy, don't be such an elitist!"

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THOR: "Spartans! Prepare for- no wait that's not right..."

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This is Fandral's special method of "babysitting" Loki for Odin.

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Old 10-17-2012, 03:33 PM   #41
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LOKI: The store assured me the hammer would come wth nails, dammit! How am I gonna get my Victorian mohogany shelf done with a frikking giant plate?!

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LOKI: The store assured me the hammer would come wth nails, dammit! How am I gonna get my Victorian mohogany shelf done with a frikking giant plate?!
Bwahahahaha


LOKI: "All I need now is the helmet of Iron Man and I'll have all the necessary merchandise!"

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hehehehe


LOKI: NOOOOO!! They´re out of their packages!! They´re no longer collectibles!!

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Loki: FUS RO DAH!!!

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LOKI: Newman!

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^^Gotta love Seinfeld


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Loki: I swear I am going to smack that Adoring Fan in the head with Mjolnir if he so much as opens his mouth to speak.

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ODIN: "Now you and your new friend be good boys and play outside while your new friend's father and I plot to conquer the known universe!"

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