IM3 Official Caption thread - Page 4

ultimatefan · 09-19-2012, 09:01 AM

IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop!

KINNAMAN: That´s right, people should say I look like Robocop!

IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldn´t.

Panthro · 09-19-2012, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop!

KINNAMAN: That´s right, people should say I look like Robocop!

IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldn´t.

Hehehehehe

IRON PATRIOT: "Uh, guys... where's that 'emergency exit' we talked about?"

ultimatefan · 09-21-2012, 10:43 AM

hehehehe

CAP: So, that´s the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: That´s right. You see, people who didn´t know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didn´t know about Robocop will think he´s a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...

Panthro · 09-21-2012, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

hehehehe

CAP: So, that´s the new, uh, Robocop?
TONY: That´s right. You see, people who didn´t know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didn´t know about Robocop will think he´s a rip-off of me.
CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated...

It's even funnier when you realize that Iron Man was an influence on Robocop.

TONY: "Dude I'm telling you if Batman were real and watched movies he would totally go for 1940s film noir."
CAP: "I think he'd be into westerns. The whole Teddy Roosevelt rough rider complex and all."

ultimatefan · 09-26-2012, 01:00 PM

CAP: So, the new Robocop... That´s some competition for ya, huh?
TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and pussify it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise.
CAP: Tony, you´ve lost me at "cyberpunk".
TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.

Panthro · 09-26-2012, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

CAP: So, the new Robocop... That´s some competition for ya, huh?
TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and pussify it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise.
CAP: Tony, you´ve lost me at "cyberpunk".
TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right.

Hehehehe

CAP: "So I hear Wally West doesn't exist in DC's New 52."
TONY: "Nope, no Wally West at all."
CAP: "That's just plain wrong."
TONY: "Agreed. One more reason to choose independent publishers over DC."
CAP: "Yep."

ultimatefan · 10-02-2012, 09:32 AM

Thanks and hehehe

IRON MAN: Government puppet.
IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table.
IRON MAN: Go to hell.

Panthro · 10-02-2012, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

Thanks and hehehe

IRON MAN: Government puppet.
IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table.
IRON MAN: Go to hell.

Hehehehehehehe

HERCULES: "Like Hell Captain America was the First Avenger! I was 'avenging' injustice before his ancestors were even born! Show some respect!"

CAP: "That is an extremely angry man."
TONY: "Watch out, he likes to kick people in the nuts."

IRON MAN: "Hi, I'm a Caffeine Free Coke-"
IRON PATRIOT: "And I'm a Pepsi."
IRON MAN: "Open us up and enjoy us all day."
IRON PATRIOT: "...."
IRON MAN: "That came out wrong."
IRON PATRIOT: "To say the least."

Spider-Fan83 · 10-03-2012, 01:03 PM

stewie-"why does it look sad..."

ultimatefan · 10-03-2012, 01:10 PM

Great stuff. That FG bit was classic.

ultimatefan · 10-04-2012, 12:00 PM

IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper?
IRON MAN: Nope. Why?
IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van...

Panthro · 10-04-2012, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper?
IRON MAN: Nope. Why?
IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van...

ultimatefan · 10-08-2012, 09:26 AM

GUY STARING OUT THE WINDOW: Wow, there´s Iron Man!!

ROBOCOP: Uh guys, we´re shooting my movie, remember?

GUY ON THE RIGHT: He´s so awesome! Can we go get his autograph?

ROBOCOP: Guys... guuuuuuys...

IRON MAN: Hehehehe.

ultimatefan · 10-11-2012, 03:19 PM

WIDOW: I´ll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars!

WIDOW: Aw crap.

Panthro · 10-13-2012, 09:02 PM

Funny stuff UF

IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!"

ultimatefan · 10-18-2012, 11:38 AM

hehehehehehe

IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rock´em Sock´em Robots for real?!
IRON MAN: Don´t mind if I do!

IRON PATRIOT: What? That´s the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight?
IRON MAN: ...

Panthro · 10-18-2012, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ultimatefan

hehehehehehe

IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rock´em Sock´em Robots for real?!
IRON MAN: Don´t mind if I do!

IRON PATRIOT: What? That´s the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight?
IRON MAN: ...

Hotwire · 10-18-2012, 08:52 PM

Iron Man: DAMN IT, RHODEY!!

ultimatefan · 10-19-2012, 12:09 PM

hehehehhe

ultimatefan · 10-19-2012, 12:16 PM

IRON MAN: Who are we?!
ALL: THE AVENGERS!!
IRON MAN: What does that make us?!
ALL: EARTH´S MIGHTIEST HEROES!!
IRON MAN: And why are we doing this?!
GUYS: TO BONE BLACK WIDOW!!
BLACK WIDOW: Hey!

Hotwire · 10-20-2012, 05:34 PM

Cap: Damn it, Thor! Be careful with that thing!

Panthro · 10-20-2012, 11:23 PM

Good stuff guys

IRON MAN: "The summer of 2015 belongs to our sequel! Not to the mythical long gestating Justice League film!"

ultimatefan · 10-22-2012, 11:15 AM

Great stuff

PEPPER: Who the hell farted?

TONY: I dunno, but either the wind´s gone really crazy or we got two invisible guys shooting from both sides. It´s a stinky bomb ambush!

Hotwire · 10-22-2012, 11:57 AM

Mandarin: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Poeman · 10-22-2012, 12:05 PM

IRON MAN: Ahem...I just sharted in my metallic pants...Do you smell it?
IRON PATRIOT: No...
IRON MAN: Awesomeness

09-19-2012, 09:01 AM	#76
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON PATRIOT: Stop saying I look like Robocop! KINNAMAN: That´s right, people should say I look like Robocop! IRON PATRIOT: Uh, no they shouldn´t. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

09-21-2012, 10:43 AM	#78
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread hehehehe CAP: So, that´s the new, uh, Robocop? TONY: That´s right. You see, people who didn´t know about me thought I was a Robocop rip-off. Now the people who didn´t know about Robocop will think he´s a rip-off of me. CAP: And I thought computers were too complicated... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/. Last edited by ultimatefan; 09-21-2012 at 11:18 AM.

09-26-2012, 01:00 PM	#80
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread CAP: So, the new Robocop... That´s some competition for ya, huh? TONY: Compe-- you gotta be kidding me! The original was a cyberpunk classic, a great mix of unapologetic ultraviolence and dry, gritty social satire. But ever since all the demographics-ridden studios and networks do is try and pussify it into a "family-friendly" PG-13 superhero franchise. CAP: Tony, you´ve lost me at "cyberpunk". TONY: Hmmm yeah, that sounds about right. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-02-2012, 09:32 AM	#82
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Thanks and hehehe IRON MAN: Government puppet. IRON PATRIOT: Says the guy who looks like the Transformer version of a board of directors table. IRON MAN: Go to hell. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-03-2012, 01:03 PM	#84
Spider-Fan83 Thwip Thwip Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,186	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread stewie-"why does it look sad..."

10-03-2012, 01:10 PM	#85
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Great stuff. That FG bit was classic. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-04-2012, 12:00 PM	#86
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON PATRIOT: Huh, Tony, have you married Pepper? IRON MAN: Nope. Why? IRON PATRIOT: Well, you used to look like a Ferrari, now you look like a mini-van... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-08-2012, 09:26 AM	#88
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread GUY STARING OUT THE WINDOW: Wow, there´s Iron Man!! ROBOCOP: Uh guys, we´re shooting my movie, remember? GUY ON THE RIGHT: He´s so awesome! Can we go get his autograph? ROBOCOP: Guys... guuuuuuys... IRON MAN: Hehehehe. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-11-2012, 03:19 PM	#89
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread WIDOW: I´ll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars! WIDOW: Aw crap. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-13-2012, 09:02 PM	#90
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Funny stuff UF IRON MAN: "Now... Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-18-2012, 11:38 AM	#91
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread hehehehehehe IRON PATRIOT: So, would you like to play Rock´em Sock´em Robots for real?! IRON MAN: Don´t mind if I do! IRON PATRIOT: What? That´s the real, original game! Had to bargain with a bunch of collectors to get it! How did you think we were gonna fight? IRON MAN: ... __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-18-2012, 08:52 PM	#93
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,969	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Iron Man: DAMN IT, RHODEY!! __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

10-19-2012, 12:09 PM	#94
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread hehehehhe __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-19-2012, 12:16 PM	#95
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON MAN: Who are we?! ALL: THE AVENGERS!! IRON MAN: What does that make us?! ALL: EARTH´S MIGHTIEST HEROES!! IRON MAN: And why are we doing this?! GUYS: TO BONE BLACK WIDOW!! BLACK WIDOW: Hey! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-20-2012, 05:34 PM	#96
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10-20-2012, 11:23 PM	#97
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,882	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Good stuff guys IRON MAN: "The summer of 2015 belongs to our sequel! Not to the mythical long gestating Justice League film!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-22-2012, 11:15 AM	#98
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Great stuff PEPPER: Who the hell farted? TONY: I dunno, but either the wind´s gone really crazy or we got two invisible guys shooting from both sides. It´s a stinky bomb ambush! __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-22-2012, 11:57 AM	#99
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 11,969	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Mandarin: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

10-22-2012, 12:05 PM	#100
Poeman Mastermind Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In the town with no name Posts: 11,043	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON MAN: Ahem...I just sharted in my metallic pants...Do you smell it? IRON PATRIOT: No... IRON MAN: Awesomeness __________________ SHHFFL: Poeman's Cookies, (SHHFFL X- 2nd place) 2010-2011 NFL Playoff Pool Champion

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