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Old 08-20-2012, 04:07 PM   #426
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GARFIELD PETER PARKER: See, the reboot is much more true to the comics, cuz I create my webshooters!



MAGUIRE SPIDER-MAN: Maybe so, but my costume is much more faithful to the classic comics one!




GARFIELD PETER PARKER: So, letīs ask the fans: faithful costume or webshooters?



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Old 08-21-2012, 08:35 AM   #427
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Thanks!



PETER: I do this because something terrible happened to me, and it was all my own fault!
GWEN: You lost someone you loved and learned a valuable lesson about power and responsibility?
PETER: No, I invested all my money on Facebook stock, and lost everything! Now I have to wear this to cheer kidsī birthday parties! Do you still love me?
GWEN: Uh, gee, I... I have to return some video tapes...

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Old 08-21-2012, 06:02 PM   #428
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^^Hehehehehe


MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Alright, who shot my cleavage? I'm looking at you, Frank."
PUNISHER [off camera]: "Oh snap..."
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Old 08-22-2012, 07:57 AM   #429
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hehehehe




GWEN: Please, donīt let them kill me in the sequel!
PETER: But honey, itīs one of the most classic and beloved moments from the comics! Itīs kind of the whole reason to have you be the main love interest!
GWEN: You do realize youīre gonna have a girlfriend whoīs not afraid of being risky and adventurous, without her bully, pain in the ass of a father to put any stops on it, donīt ya?
PETER: You know what, classic shlassic! Thereīs a sex shop in Queens I always wanted to visit...

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Old 08-22-2012, 03:15 PM   #430
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hehehehe




GWEN: Please, donīt let them kill me in the sequel!
PETER: But honey, itīs one of the most classic and beloved moments from the comics! Itīs kind of the whole reason to have you be the main love interest!
GWEN: You do realize youīre gonna have a girlfriend whoīs not afraid of being risky and adventurous, without her bully, pain in the ass of a father to put any stops on it, donīt ya?
PETER: You know what, classic shlassic! Thereīs a sex shop in Queens I always wanted to visit...
Hehehehehehe

There was a gag I was a gag I wanted to use with that pic but now I can't remember it... so I'll just have to use this one instead -


GWEN: "It's okay honey, you're still cooler than Mark Zuckerberg."

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Old 08-23-2012, 08:07 AM   #431
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hehehehehehehe, not hard to be cooler than Zukerberg right now.



Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal...

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Old 08-23-2012, 08:07 AM   #432
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:54 PM   #433
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hehehehehehehe, not hard to be cooler than Zukerberg right now.



Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaal...
Hehehe, classic Simpsons.

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Old 08-27-2012, 12:39 PM   #434
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Actually, itīs the WB cartoon frog. Itīs from the Chuck Jones short where a guy finds a singing frog and tries to make money with it, but the frog simply doesnīt sing whenever anyone else is looking. It became a promo for the WB Network for a while.

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Old 08-27-2012, 12:49 PM   #435
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I donīt give a ratīs ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!



Showoff.




Self-righteous douchebag.

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Old 08-27-2012, 01:22 PM   #436
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Actually, itīs the WB cartoon frog. Itīs from the Chuck Jones short where a guy finds a singing frog and tries to make money with it, but the frog simply doesnīt sing whenever anyone else is looking. It became a promo for the WB Network for a while.
Ah. Well, I remember the line mostly from that one Simpsons Treehouse of Horror special.

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I donīt give a ratīs ass about this egotistical Hollywood "face-time" crap. I proudly wear my mask the whole movie!



Showoff.




Self-righteous douchebag.
Hehehehehehe


GARFIELD: "Look, it's not my fault that my filmmakers still haven't figured out a solution to the whole keeping the mask thing on! If it were up to me we'd do it like Iron Man where we see the face inside the mask!"

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Old 08-29-2012, 09:08 AM   #437
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Hehehe, well itīd be hard to make the same effect work on a face-tight fabric mask.



PETER: So, youīre really not gonna say your famous "with great power, comes great responsibility" line? Not even once?

BEN: Kiddo, if I knew anything about responsibility, do you rhink Iīd have not only raised Charlie Sheen, but let him loose in the world? The least I could have done was to castrate him!

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Old 09-21-2012, 10:39 AM   #438
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Great stuff guys. That accent is a delight.



Iīm Batman, mate!



And Iīm a bloody good friend!



And Iīm your lovely shire Spider-Man, my good lads!

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Hehehe, well itīd be hard to make the same effect work on a face-tight fabric mask.



PETER: So, youīre really not gonna say your famous "with great power, comes great responsibility" line? Not even once?

BEN: Kiddo, if I knew anything about responsibility, do you rhink Iīd have not only raised Charlie Sheen, but let him loose in the world? The least I could have done was to castrate him!
Bwahahahahahaha

The British heroes sounding off was funny too.


UNCLE BEN: "C'mon Pete, be reasonable, they're just DC comic book characters-"
PETER: "Wally West is the One True Flash! Barry Allen is a stain on the soul of the Flash legacy! I have spoken!"

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BLACK CAT: "MJ's about to have four movies, Gwen's going to get at least three movies... when will it be my turn God?! When?!?! Who do I have to sleep with to get into the movies?!?! Who?!?!?!"

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Black Cat:Who do I have to sleep with to get into the movies?!?! Who?!?!?!

Peter: Helloooo~

Black Cat: ...On second thought, the Dark Knight Rises just did Catwoman, it's too recent, there's enough demand for me anyway...I'll just leave.

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Black Cat:Who do I have to sleep with to get into the movies?!?! Who?!?!?!

Peter: Helloooo~

Black Cat: ...On second thought, the Dark Knight Rises just did Catwoman, it's too recent, there's enough demand for me anyway...I'll just leave.
Sad yet funny at the same time. Well played.

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Hahaha good one Supa!

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BLACK CAT: "C'mon, who would you really rather have in the sequel - MJ or me?"
SPIDER-MAN: "Is it too much to ask for both?"
BLACK CAT: "...."

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