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Old 02-14-2012, 11:21 AM   #51
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:58 PM   #52
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No one pays attention to this thread anymore, but what the hell...

SPYFALL

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Thames Bonn: David Anders
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Old 11-17-2012, 07:46 PM   #53
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I'm tempted to submit Frankenweenie as a title...

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:04 PM   #54
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Most of these titles are sounding more like MAD magazine parodies.

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I'm tempted to submit Frankenweenie as a title...
LOL

Also, that is one seriously creepy avatar.

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Old 11-18-2012, 12:34 AM   #56
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RISE OF THE BLACK KNIGHT

Directed by: Emilio Estevez

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John Gordan: Dennis Farina
Samantha Cale: Debbie Gibson
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Old 11-29-2012, 03:18 PM   #57
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LOL, good one! But come on now, Zack Morris deserves better than that. He would never show up in an Asylum movie. At least I hope not.

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Old 12-12-2012, 01:31 PM   #58
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The Asylum got mock-blocked:
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Hobbi...ase-34539.html

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Old 12-12-2012, 09:08 PM   #59
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LOL, good one! But come on now, Zack Morris deserves better than that. He would never show up in an Asylum movie. At least I hope not.

Dingo Unrestrained

Directed by Uwe Boll

Dingo: Mario Van Peebles
Professor Bing Schlitz: Michael Gross
Melvin Handie: Jake Busey
Esmeralda Van Shag: Stacey Dash
The Battle Brothers: Casper Van Dien, Judd Nelson and Flea
Stefan: Jaleel White
Good one. I might be wrong but I don't see Flea in that distinguished bunch though. Having a pretty cool day job, he seems to just do films for fun and has been part of some awesome movies actually like Lebowski, Idaho etc. even if its in a small capacity.
Anyway, fun thread

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Old 12-13-2012, 11:42 AM   #60
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Haha, yeah. I love Flea (even as an actor; he has been really funny in movies). I was just trying to put together the most obscure trio of random actors I could think of there and for some reason, Flea popped into my head.

Also, Asylum has ATLANTIC RIM coming out this summer. That's a real one; I didn't make that up. That one might be the most blatant rip-off title to date. I don't know who has been cast yet though, so here are some possibilities:


Rally Omnibus: David Chokachi
Admiral Hacker Pentagon: Mario Van Peebles
Mahi-Mahi: Tila Tequila
Toot Godfrey: Charlie O'Connell
Nancy Omnibus: Cody Deal
Cannibal Crow: Randy Couture
Nintendo Roi: Mark Dacascos

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Interesting article this week in Entertainment Weekly about The Asylum and what they refer to as "Mockbusters" and how big Studios are starting to sue them. Good read.

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Interesting article this week in Entertainment Weekly about The Asylum and what they refer to as "Mockbusters" and how big Studios are starting to sue them. Good read.
Yeah I subscribe to EW and read it too, more power for the Asylum studios since they're movies can be an alternative for more of the same but damn it's like they don't even attempt to at least come up with original titles.

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I missed that... I'll have to check it out.

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