The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 9

Panthro · 11-02-2012, 07:59 PM

TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-"
CAP: "Was he actually gay?"
TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p***y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it."

Panthro · 11-30-2012, 04:51 PM

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Carol did you get-"
MS. MARVEL: "For the last time I am a strong self reliant independent woman and I do not fetch sandwiches!"
THOR: "Verily we only wanted to ask if you had gotten those U2 tickets."
MS. MARVEL: "Oh."

herolee10 · 01-09-2013, 07:31 PM

*Captain America's attempt to react the famous "Show me the Money" scene that he just saw for the first time. Black Widow and Hawkeye were not amused*

Panthro · 01-09-2013, 08:12 PM

^^

MS. MARVEL: "I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!"
CAP: "We... never said you were."
THOR: "

"
MS. MARVEL: "Oh... never mind."

HR-PUFF&STUFF · 03-29-2013, 06:38 PM

MS. MARVEL: You touched my nipple.

CAPT. MARVEL:I got right below your shoulder.

MS. MARVEL: I have very high nipples

mc7791 · 03-30-2013, 11:47 AM

Ms Marvel: No I did not get implants why?

Capt Marvel: Just making conversation.

mc7791 · 03-30-2013, 11:50 AM

Ms Marvel: is it me or do you guys seem to have a bigger chest than me.
Cap: I dont mean to be too sexy I am just drawn that way.
Thor: Verily

HR-PUFF&STUFF · 03-30-2013, 01:05 PM

Ms Marvel: I have responsibilites, I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting baked, watching porn and going to Tommy's chillie burgers at three in the morning.

Cap:That's not even the order that that happens in.

Panthro · 03-30-2013, 07:22 PM

Great stuff guys.

MS. MARVEL: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why? What's wrong?"
MS. MARVEL: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."

mc7791 · 03-30-2013, 08:55 PM

MS Marvel: Is it me or does it seem like the U.S.A. is the only country that alien spacecraft seem to land in?
Cap Marvel: Uh Hail Galaxar?

bored · 04-02-2013, 05:43 PM

Cap: You want to join our team, yet you don't have wings on your head?
Thor: Verily, this is an insult.
MM: I have boobs.
Thor: We shall make you our leader!

mc7791 · 04-02-2013, 07:14 PM

Thor: Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Wings Hooooooooooo!!!
Ms Marvel: That "Ho" better be not directed at me.
Cap: Yeah dont be a jerk Thor.

Panthro · 04-02-2013, 09:12 PM

Funny stuff guys

MS. MARVEL: "She-Ra? No, but I get that a lot."

bored · 04-03-2013, 11:40 PM

*pant* Hey, guys, I had to take the stairs, but *pant* I made it! *pant* Ready to show those Chi-*pant*-Chitauri not to mess with Earth!

mc7791 · 04-04-2013, 07:25 AM

Ant Man: Well if this movie gig does not work out maybe I can get a part as one of Nemos crew in the 20,000 leagues remake.

mc7791 · 04-04-2013, 07:28 AM

Ant Man: Ant Man Ant Man doing the things an Ant Can, able to change his size and drop the bad guys like flies, Look out! Here comes the Ant Man!!

Panthro · 04-04-2013, 04:10 PM

Funny stuff MC

ANT-MAN: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

mc7791 · 04-05-2013, 07:13 AM

Ant Man: for the last time I am not a Hydra soldier!!

Panthro · 04-05-2013, 08:33 PM

ANT-MAN: "This is Red 5, I'm going in."

CAP: "What about that tower?"

ANT-MAN: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"

bored · 04-05-2013, 11:13 PM

The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" 2099

Panthro · 04-06-2013, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bored

The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" 2099

mc7791 · 04-06-2013, 12:29 PM

Ant Man: For supplemental income I rent myself out for Orkin commercials. The pay is good and I get one of those neat hats.

mc7791 · 04-06-2013, 12:31 PM

Cap: So how many migs did you shoot down today?
Tony: Can you get free Sirius radio with that?

Ant Man: Man those guys can really bug me at times.

mc7791 · 04-06-2013, 12:33 PM

Ant Man: The rumors of me being the inspiration for the giant cockroach line in Ghost Busters is not true!

Panthro · 04-06-2013, 08:24 PM

CAP: "If we're gonna beat this thing-"
TONY: "-we need those pages."

ANT-MAN: "Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."

11-02-2012, 07:59 PM	#201
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-" CAP: "Was he actually gay?" TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p*y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

11-30-2012, 04:51 PM	#202
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Carol did you get-" MS. MARVEL: "For the last time I am a strong self reliant independent woman and I do not fetch sandwiches!" THOR: "Verily we only wanted to ask if you had gotten those U2 tickets." MS. MARVEL: "Oh." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

01-09-2013, 07:31 PM	#203
herolee10 Ultimate Hero Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,575	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 *Captain America's attempt to react the famous "Show me the Money" scene that he just saw for the first time. Black Widow and Hawkeye were not amused*

01-09-2013, 08:12 PM	#204
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 ^^ MS. MARVEL: "I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!" CAP: "We... never said you were." THOR: "" MS. MARVEL: "Oh... never mind." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-30-2013, 11:47 AM	#206
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ms Marvel: No I did not get implants why? Capt Marvel: Just making conversation.

03-30-2013, 11:50 AM	#207
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ms Marvel: is it me or do you guys seem to have a bigger chest than me. Cap: I dont mean to be too sexy I am just drawn that way. Thor: Verily

03-30-2013, 07:22 PM	#209
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Great stuff guys. MS. MARVEL: "I don't think we should see each other any more." CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why? What's wrong?" MS. MARVEL: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-30-2013, 08:55 PM	#210
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 MS Marvel: Is it me or does it seem like the U.S.A. is the only country that alien spacecraft seem to land in? Cap Marvel: Uh Hail Galaxar?

04-02-2013, 05:43 PM	#211
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Cap: You want to join our team, yet you don't have wings on your head? Thor: Verily, this is an insult. MM: I have boobs. Thor: We shall make you our leader! __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

04-02-2013, 07:14 PM	#212
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Thor: Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Wings Hooooooooooo!!! Ms Marvel: That "Ho" better be not directed at me. Cap: Yeah dont be a jerk Thor.

04-02-2013, 09:12 PM	#213
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Funny stuff guys MS. MARVEL: "She-Ra? No, but I get that a lot." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-03-2013, 11:40 PM	#214
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 pant Hey, guys, I had to take the stairs, but pant I made it! pant Ready to show those Chi-pant-Chitauri not to mess with Earth! __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

04-04-2013, 07:25 AM	#215
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ant Man: Well if this movie gig does not work out maybe I can get a part as one of Nemos crew in the 20,000 leagues remake.

04-04-2013, 07:28 AM	#216
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ant Man: Ant Man Ant Man doing the things an Ant Can, able to change his size and drop the bad guys like flies, Look out! Here comes the Ant Man!!

04-04-2013, 04:10 PM	#217
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Funny stuff MC ANT-MAN: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-05-2013, 07:13 AM	#218
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ant Man: for the last time I am not a Hydra soldier!!

04-05-2013, 08:33 PM	#219
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 ANT-MAN: "This is Red 5, I'm going in." CAP: "What about that tower?" ANT-MAN: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-05-2013, 11:13 PM	#220
bored One Sexy Lemur Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: sitting in my nowhere land Posts: 12,890	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" 2099 __________________ N W A O U R G D H S T Y

04-06-2013, 12:29 PM	#222
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ant Man: For supplemental income I rent myself out for Orkin commercials. The pay is good and I get one of those neat hats.

04-06-2013, 12:31 PM	#223
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Cap: So how many migs did you shoot down today? Tony: Can you get free Sirius radio with that? Ant Man: Man those guys can really bug me at times.

04-06-2013, 12:33 PM	#224
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 905	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 Ant Man: The rumors of me being the inspiration for the giant cockroach line in Ghost Busters is not true!

04-06-2013, 08:24 PM	#225
Panthro Born In The USA Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,878	Re: The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2 CAP: "If we're gonna beat this thing-" TONY: "-we need those pages." ANT-MAN: "Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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