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Old 02-14-2012, 12:21 PM   #51
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Dim Shadows

Directed by Troy Duffy

Barabbas Colons: Richard Greico
Veronica Summers: Renee O'Connor
Eliza Colons Stuttered: Nia Peeples
Ragnar Colons: Jason Connery
Coraline Stuttered: Olivia Alaina May
Philly Toomis: Clint Howard
Angelica Doucherd: Debbie Gibson
Dr. Juliette Hasselhoff: Tiffany

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Old 11-17-2012, 06:58 PM   #52
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No one pays attention to this thread anymore, but what the hell...

SPYFALL

Directed by C. Thomas Howell

Thames Bonn: David Anders
N: Meredith Baxter
Ralph Saliva: Lorenzo Lamas
Saccharin: Debbie Gibson
Evelyn Monetarypolicy: Tiffany
Garrett Celery: Robert Carradine
Cue: Dustin Diamond

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Old 11-17-2012, 08:46 PM   #53
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I'm tempted to submit Frankenweenie as a title...

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Old 11-17-2012, 09:04 PM   #54
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Most of these titles are sounding more like MAD magazine parodies.

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Old 11-18-2012, 12:40 AM   #55
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Also, that is one seriously creepy avatar.

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Old 11-18-2012, 01:34 AM   #56
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RISE OF THE BLACK KNIGHT

Directed by: Emilio Estevez

Bryce Warren: Antonio Sabato Jr.
John Gordan: Dennis Farina
Samantha Cale: Debbie Gibson
Bone: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Fredrick Quarterworth: Dean Stockwell
Martina Todd: Roxann Dawson
Mayor Sanchez: Lou Diamond Phillips
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Old 11-29-2012, 04:18 PM   #57
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LOL, good one! But come on now, Zack Morris deserves better than that. He would never show up in an Asylum movie. At least I hope not.

Dingo Unrestrained

Directed by Uwe Boll

Dingo: Mario Van Peebles
Professor Bing Schlitz: Michael Gross
Melvin Handie: Jake Busey
Esmeralda Van Shag: Stacey Dash
The Battle Brothers: Casper Van Dien, Judd Nelson and Flea
Stefan: Jaleel White

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Old 12-12-2012, 02:31 PM   #58
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The Asylum got mock-blocked:
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Hobbi...ase-34539.html

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Old 12-12-2012, 10:08 PM   #59
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LOL, good one! But come on now, Zack Morris deserves better than that. He would never show up in an Asylum movie. At least I hope not.

Dingo Unrestrained

Directed by Uwe Boll

Dingo: Mario Van Peebles
Professor Bing Schlitz: Michael Gross
Melvin Handie: Jake Busey
Esmeralda Van Shag: Stacey Dash
The Battle Brothers: Casper Van Dien, Judd Nelson and Flea
Stefan: Jaleel White
Good one. I might be wrong but I don't see Flea in that distinguished bunch though. Having a pretty cool day job, he seems to just do films for fun and has been part of some awesome movies actually like Lebowski, Idaho etc. even if its in a small capacity.
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Old 12-13-2012, 12:42 PM   #60
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Haha, yeah. I love Flea (even as an actor; he has been really funny in movies). I was just trying to put together the most obscure trio of random actors I could think of there and for some reason, Flea popped into my head.

Also, Asylum has ATLANTIC RIM coming out this summer. That's a real one; I didn't make that up. That one might be the most blatant rip-off title to date. I don't know who has been cast yet though, so here are some possibilities:


Rally Omnibus: David Chokachi
Admiral Hacker Pentagon: Mario Van Peebles
Mahi-Mahi: Tila Tequila
Toot Godfrey: Charlie O'Connell
Nancy Omnibus: Cody Deal
Cannibal Crow: Randy Couture
Nintendo Roi: Mark Dacascos

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Old 01-04-2013, 07:37 PM   #61
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Interesting article this week in Entertainment Weekly about The Asylum and what they refer to as "Mockbusters" and how big Studios are starting to sue them. Good read.

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Old 01-09-2013, 12:57 AM   #62
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Interesting article this week in Entertainment Weekly about The Asylum and what they refer to as "Mockbusters" and how big Studios are starting to sue them. Good read.
Yeah I subscribe to EW and read it too, more power for the Asylum studios since they're movies can be an alternative for more of the same but damn it's like they don't even attempt to at least come up with original titles.

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Old 01-10-2013, 05:23 PM   #63
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I missed that... I'll have to check it out.

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Old 01-14-2013, 12:57 AM   #64
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WAR STARS

Duke Flystalker: Casper Van Dien
Laya Orgasma: Jordan Ladd
Bon Polo: Adam Baldwin
Dark Raider: Ben Cross
D-4BO: Judd Nelson
N2C2: Deep Roy
Hondo Corinthian: Mario Van Peebles
Emperor Turpentine: Udo Kier
Moby One Shinobi: Bruce Boxleitner
Bob A. Fett: C. Thomas Howell

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Old 07-11-2013, 02:28 PM   #65
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Hilarious review of Atlantic Rim. I kind of want to see it. And what do you know? I was right... they did cast David Chokachi as the Charlie Hunnam character.

http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/atlantic-rim-2013

Also, probably coming soon from The Asylum...

Empyrean

In the year 2514, Earth has been reshaped into a paradise called Empyrean. Free of pollution, disease and crime, only the very wealthy are permitted to live on Empyrean. The less fortunate are stuck on a penal colony on the moon. After an industrial accident leaves prisoner Jax Me Hoffa (John Stamos) infected with a flesh eating virus, he has only seven days to escape the moon and make it to Empyrean before his life ends. Standing in his way are the ruthless Secretary Voldemort (Brooke Hogan) and her most truster enforcer, Voorhees (Jake Busey).

Empyrean... it's better down there.

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THE REVENGERS: AGE OF ALT-TRON

General United States/Roger Stevens: Shane Van Dyke
Almighty Thor: Cody Deal
Steel Man/Tommy Snark: Judd Nelson
The Implausible Hunk/Deuce Danner: C. Thomas Howell
Bird's Eye/Cliff Burton: Bug Hall
Dark Spider/Nastassja Gorbachev: Debbie Gibson
Dick Angry, Director of S.W.O.R.D.: Jaleel White
Alt-Tron: John Rhys Davies
Crimson Sorceress/Brenda Maximus: Brooke Hogan
Quickstream/Pedro Maximus: Frankie Muniz
Flea-Man/Dr. Henrik Zym: Ian Ziering
Bee/Janice Van Damme: Tara Reid

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EDIT: Nevermind, wrong studio

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LOL, just checked their website. They have a Robocop rip-off coming out called Android Cop.

Sadly, this one stars Michael Jai White. I love that guy. Sad to see him in one of these crapfests. I'm still hoping for that Black Dynamite sequel.

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GRAVITATION

Dr Ryan Sloane: Tara Reid
Matt Potrzebie: David Hasselhoff

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Old 12-14-2013, 11:44 AM   #71
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Hahaha good one!

The Halfling: The Devastation of Smog

Bubo Bangings: Gareth David Lloyd
Rorin Woodensheild: Christopher Lambert
Grandorf: John Heard
Beard the Bowmaster: Adrian Paul
Thanduril the Elflord: Ian Ziering
Aerial: Dominique Swain
Eggolas: David Chokachi
Porn the Shapeshifter: Ron Pearlman
Smog: Ben Cross
The Eye of Scouron: Mariel Hemingway

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Rowsdower! You are the king of this Asylum casting game.

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Old 12-14-2013, 12:26 PM   #73
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Haha, thanks. And sadly, I think all of those actors have been in Asylum films. I think that, if I was a washed up actor, unless I really needed the money, I'd just retire rather than starring in some Asylum turd.

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This one might be a little expensive for The Asylum, but you gotta spend money to make money...

Custodians of the Cosmos (2014)

Chris Klein - Space-Duke
Patricia Velásquez - Gimmemora
Paul "Triple H" Levesque - Sax the Slaughterer
Tom Sizemore (voice) - Parachute Opossum
Matthew Lillard - Ramen the Prosecutor
Brooke Hogan - Astrumula
Nick Chinlund - Mondo
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Moremath
Christopher Lambert - The Gatherer
Tony Todd - Manos

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Custodians of the Cosmos (2014)

Tom Sizemore (voice) - Parachute Opossum


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