IM3 Official Caption thread - Page 6

Dark Sentinel · 10-25-2012, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Funny stuff guys

IRON MAN: "Hi, I'm a Caffeine Free Coke, all the great taste without keeping you up at night."

Crisp and clean, noooo caffeine!

ultimatefan · 10-25-2012, 01:42 PM

IRON MAN: Whoa. Wait, they haven´t cancelled Grey´s Anatomy yet?

Juicy J · 10-25-2012, 01:47 PM

That image of him sitting on the couch is so boss.

Hotwire · 10-25-2012, 08:40 PM

JARVIS: Sir, there's a small group of women at the door asking to be allowed in.
Iron Man: Are the strippers?
JARVIS: Yes, sir. They are.

Panthro · 10-25-2012, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Sentinel

Crisp and clean, noooo caffeine!

Thanks. All this other stuff is great.

JULIA CARPENTER: "Can I have a spot in Avengers 2?"
IRON MAN: "I'll see what I can do."

Gold Samurai · 10-27-2012, 12:32 PM

IRON MAN ARMOR: Puny Human...

Panthro · 10-27-2012, 09:01 PM

IRON MAN ARMOR: "You were thinking about Cap again weren't you? Weren't you?!"

ultimatefan · 10-30-2012, 11:14 AM

Great stuff guys

PEPPER: You know what honey, you´d look so much better with a green and yellow arm...

IRON MAN: You know what?! I´ve had it with your constant nagging and bossing and emasculating me around!! You think I´m gonna fall for that old, stupid "bachelor becomes whipped" cliché, or worse, the "one true love" crap, you´re way, waaaaay off!! I will just get back to boning much hotter and less annoying women than you on a daily basis!! You don´t like it, you can go and cry your sorrows to some Coldplay!!

IRON MAN: And that´s how it´s done.

Panthro · 11-02-2012, 08:01 PM

TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-"
CAP: "Was he actually gay?"
TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p***y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it."

kedrell · 03-10-2013, 01:46 AM

Iron Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Intern: "Oh really?!!!"

Panthro · 03-10-2013, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kedrell

Iron Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight."
Intern: "Oh really?!!!"

Classic.

kedrell · 03-10-2013, 01:47 PM

Thanks.

Panthro · 03-10-2013, 08:08 PM

IRON MAN: "Nervous?"
INTERN: "Yeah."
IRON MAN: "First time?"
INTERN: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Enriquespy · 03-11-2013, 01:43 PM

It itches and I cant scratch it!!

And it's not my nose

Panthro · 03-11-2013, 09:07 PM

CAP: "So how'd you get away from the Mandarin?"
TONY: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my-"
CAP: "Never mind."

darkslayer101 · 03-11-2013, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

CAP: "So how'd you get away from the Mandarin?"
TONY: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my-"
CAP: "Never mind."

KKBB reference i like it!

Panthro · 03-12-2013, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkslayer101

KKBB reference i like it!

Thanks, they do work well with Iron Man by way of RDJ.

mc7791 · 03-12-2013, 07:26 PM

Armor: does this color make me look fat?
Tony: no you look great!

mc7791 · 03-12-2013, 07:27 PM

Tony: you wrecked the whole house in a matter or seconds! Who taught you to do this stuff?!
Armor: You alright! I learned it by watching you!!

mc7791 · 03-12-2013, 07:29 PM

Rhodey: Are you guys sure that this food is from Tony's house of ribs?

mc7791 · 03-12-2013, 07:33 PM

Tony: I would like to see Obadiah take my arc reactor now!
Rhodey: Hes dead Tony.
Tony: oh yeah right.

mc7791 · 03-12-2013, 07:37 PM

Mandarin: for the last time I am not a type or orange!

Panthro · 03-12-2013, 08:32 PM

Great stuff mc

MANDARIN: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

CAP: "Um... what?"
TONY: "Just ignore him and he'll eventually go away."

mc7791 · 03-13-2013, 07:30 AM

Mandarin: you know that things have gone bad when your stuck in the dark because the EMP from one of my rings have knocked out all the power for 3 blocks. Not to mention that I have to wait at home for power service between the hours of 8:00am and 5:00pm all day.

mc7791 · 03-13-2013, 07:36 AM

Mandarin: hey guys do you think I would do well on Dancing with the Stars?

Cap: uh no maybe if Marvel comes up with a Dance Dance Revolution game starring superhero nemeses. You would be good in that.
Tony: Yeah you have a face for radio.

Mandarin: jerks

10-25-2012, 01:42 PM	#127
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON MAN: Whoa. Wait, they haven´t cancelled Grey´s Anatomy yet? __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

10-25-2012, 01:47 PM	#128
Juicy J Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Mars Posts: 1,294	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread That image of him sitting on the couch is so boss. __________________ "Marvel studios is smart enough to get the best talent and turn that talent loose, that's what they do and here are the results." - Stan Lee

10-25-2012, 08:40 PM	#129
Hotwire Pro-Customizer Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 12,031	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread JARVIS: Sir, there's a small group of women at the door asking to be allowed in. Iron Man: Are the strippers? JARVIS: Yes, sir. They are. __________________ FACEBOOK---------------< HOTWIRE CUSTOMS >---------------WEBSITE MY ART THREAD

10-27-2012, 12:32 PM	#131
Gold Samurai Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,589	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON MAN ARMOR: Puny Human...

10-27-2012, 09:01 PM	#132
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON MAN ARMOR: "You were thinking about Cap again weren't you? Weren't you?!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

10-30-2012, 11:14 AM	#133
ultimatefan The Batman must come back Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Place that makes Gotham look like Kansas - Brazil Posts: 38,117	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Great stuff guys PEPPER: You know what honey, you´d look so much better with a green and yellow arm... IRON MAN: You know what?! I´ve had it with your constant nagging and bossing and emasculating me around!! You think I´m gonna fall for that old, stupid "bachelor becomes whipped" cliché, or worse, the "one true love" crap, you´re way, waaaaay off!! I will just get back to boning much hotter and less annoying women than you on a daily basis!! You don´t like it, you can go and cry your sorrows to some Coldplay!! IRON MAN: And that´s how it´s done. __________________ AVVY BY KANE 52630 "Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan. This article should be mandatory reading before people argue about movies on the internet: http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-common...-always-wrong/.

11-02-2012, 08:01 PM	#134
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-" CAP: "Was he actually gay?" TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p*y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash SUCKS**

03-10-2013, 01:46 AM	#135
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,485	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Iron Man: "You weigh a little more than a hundred and eight." Intern: "Oh really?!!!" __________________ Holding out hope.....

03-10-2013, 01:47 PM	#137
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,485	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Thanks. __________________ Holding out hope.....

03-10-2013, 08:08 PM	#138
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread IRON MAN: "Nervous?" INTERN: "Yeah." IRON MAN: "First time?" INTERN: "No, I've been nervous lots of times." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-11-2013, 01:43 PM	#139
Enriquespy Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Queretaro Posts: 1,687	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread It itches and I cant scratch it!! And it's not my nose __________________ "Evening, Commmmmmmmmmmmmmmissionerrrrrrrr"

03-11-2013, 09:07 PM	#140
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread CAP: "So how'd you get away from the Mandarin?" TONY: "I shot him with a tiny revolver I keep near my-" CAP: "Never mind." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-12-2013, 07:26 PM	#143
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Armor: does this color make me look fat? Tony: no you look great!

03-12-2013, 07:27 PM	#144
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Tony: you wrecked the whole house in a matter or seconds! Who taught you to do this stuff?! Armor: You alright! I learned it by watching you!!

03-12-2013, 07:29 PM	#145
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Rhodey: Are you guys sure that this food is from Tony's house of ribs?

03-12-2013, 07:33 PM	#146
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Tony: I would like to see Obadiah take my arc reactor now! Rhodey: Hes dead Tony. Tony: oh yeah right.

03-12-2013, 07:37 PM	#147
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Mandarin: for the last time I am not a type or orange!

03-12-2013, 08:32 PM	#148
Panthro Mouse of Steel Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 16,967	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Great stuff mc MANDARIN: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" CAP: "Um... what?" TONY: "Just ignore him and he'll eventually go away." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

03-13-2013, 07:30 AM	#149
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Mandarin: you know that things have gone bad when your stuck in the dark because the EMP from one of my rings have knocked out all the power for 3 blocks. Not to mention that I have to wait at home for power service between the hours of 8:00am and 5:00pm all day.

03-13-2013, 07:36 AM	#150
mc7791 The boys have arrived Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 915	Re: IM3 Official Caption thread Mandarin: hey guys do you think I would do well on Dancing with the Stars? Cap: uh no maybe if Marvel comes up with a Dance Dance Revolution game starring superhero nemeses. You would be good in that. Tony: Yeah you have a face for radio. Mandarin: jerks

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