New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX - Page 25

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 12:13 AM

I've known plenty of my friends for 10 or more years and not one of them have thrown a tinfinity anniversary party.

I. Am. OFFENDED!

RaZaTrOn · 02-27-2013, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sawyer

I've known plenty of my friends for 10 or more years and not one of them have thrown a tinfinity anniversary party.

I. Am. OFFENDED!

You haven't thrown them one either :P you gotta be EQUALS!

Besides tinfinity is for living with a roommate for 10 years not knowing someone :P

LostSon88 · 02-27-2013, 03:43 PM

I think this is my new favorite of the season. I couldn't stop cracking up. My favorite bit was how insistent Nick was that people use his porta potty. That and the football player of course.

Seriously, they're knocking it outta the park this year.

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 03:46 PM

They've just started knocking it out of the park, IMO. The earlier episodes this season weren't really doing it for me.

kane9321 · 02-27-2013, 04:07 PM

nick...that port a potty..cmon man

Pink Ranger · 02-27-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kane9321

nick...that port a potty..cmon man

I would pee inside my own body before using that thing.

flickchick85 · 02-27-2013, 07:45 PM

I'm gonna have nightmares about that port-a-potty.

Pink Ranger · 02-27-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by flickchick85

I'm gonna have nightmares about that port-a-potty.

That's the fundamental difference between men and women. I imagine that all the guys here, as disgusted as they were by that thing, have in real life gone to the bathroom in worse conditions at least once.

I'm a twinkletoes and I can think of 3 worse bathrooms that I have been in my life. 3!

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 08:06 PM

Bathroom conditions don't mean much to me. I'm not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, thank you very much.

flickchick85 · 02-27-2013, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink Ranger

That's the fundamental difference between men and women. I imagine that all the guys here, as disgusted as they were by that thing, have in real life gone to the bathroom in worse conditions at least once.

I'm a twinkletoes and I can think of 3 worse bathrooms that I have been in my life. 3!

Yeah, when Jess told Nick she'd use it, it was like I was watching a horror film, going, "No Jess, don't go in there! Don't do it!"

Anubis · 02-27-2013, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sawyer

Bathroom conditions don't mean much to me. I'm not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, thank you very much.

You say that, but you clearly haven't been in a situation where you don't "have to take a s**t", but where you are "going to take a s**t RIGHT...NOW." Then it becomes a need. An all encompassing need. Lets see you try that I only poop at home crap once that black rot hits.

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 08:53 PM

I guess I'd just have to poop inside my own body, then, wouldn't I?

Anubis · 02-27-2013, 08:57 PM

Or a trash can....or the backseat of somebody's convertible.

Pink Ranger · 02-27-2013, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

You say that, but you clearly haven't been in a situation where you don't "have to take a s**t", but where you are "going to take a s**t RIGHT...NOW." Then it becomes a need. An all encompassing need. Lets see you try that I only poop at home crap once that black rot hits.

Waitress, I'll have the exact opposite of whatever that guy's eating.

Lencho01 · 03-04-2013, 04:41 PM

Renewed...

http://collider.com/the-following-season-2-news/

Sawyer · 03-12-2013, 06:54 PM

Teen Wolf's Dylan O'Brien Plays Jess' First Time

Stiles?!

georgec · 03-12-2013, 06:55 PM

Argh I thought there was a new episode tonight.

TheComicbookKid · 03-19-2013, 10:47 PM

Tonite's ep was hilarious!!

I loved Nick's line about "I know this is going to end horribly, but the middle part is going to be amazing!"

Jess and Nick in the hardware store and Jess holding back about the items list.

Guy's Night is the worst idea ever.

georgec · 03-19-2013, 10:48 PM

Nick's boss...nice.

RaZaTrOn · 03-19-2013, 10:50 PM

Awesome episode. Anyone else watch one episode of New Girl and then just want to watch about another 50 episodes straight after? I do.

Sawyer · 03-20-2013, 12:36 AM

lol oh gawd, Jess on drugs...

Only Schmidt could take a jellyfish sting to the face.

georgec · 03-20-2013, 12:53 AM

Winston should have peed on Schmidt's face.

Sawyer · 03-20-2013, 12:54 AM

He didn't want to draw any parallels to R Kelly...

georgec · 03-20-2013, 12:55 AM

Zing!

kane9321 · 03-21-2013, 02:08 PM

i was waiting for winston to pee on schmidt

02-27-2013, 12:13 AM	#601
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I've known plenty of my friends for 10 or more years and not one of them have thrown a tinfinity anniversary party. I. Am. OFFENDED! __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

02-27-2013, 03:43 PM	#603
LostSon88 Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: BAY AREA!!!! Posts: 8,427	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I think this is my new favorite of the season. I couldn't stop cracking up. My favorite bit was how insistent Nick was that people use his porta potty. That and the football player of course. Seriously, they're knocking it outta the park this year. __________________ My life is like school on a Sunday...no class.

02-27-2013, 03:46 PM	#604
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX They've just started knocking it out of the park, IMO. The earlier episodes this season weren't really doing it for me. __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

02-27-2013, 07:45 PM	#607
flickchick85 Loose Seal SHH! Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 12,742	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I'm gonna have nightmares about that port-a-potty. __________________ 4.18.15 VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: 01000110011011110111001000100000011001010111011001 10010101110010011110010010000001100001011101000110 11110110110100100000011000100110010101101100011011 11011011100110011101101001011011100110011100100000 01110100011011110010000001101101011001010010000001 10000101110011001000000110011101101111011011110110 01000010000001100010011001010110110001101111011011 10011001110111001100100000011101000110111100100000 01111001011011110111010100101110

02-27-2013, 08:06 PM	#609
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Bathroom conditions don't mean much to me. I'm not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, thank you very much. __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

02-27-2013, 08:53 PM	#612
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I guess I'd just have to poop inside my own body, then, wouldn't I? __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

03-04-2013, 04:41 PM	#615
Lencho01 Shazoogle! Shazoogle! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 16,134	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Renewed... http://collider.com/the-following-season-2-news/ __________________ I was at some diplomatic party once. Got to talking to this princess who told me that when it came to Superman, I was missing the point. She told me, "His real strength lay in his generous spirit and sense of what's fair." - King Faraday "He’s much more of a working class superhero, which is why we ended the whole book with the image of a laboring Superman. He’s Everyman operating on a sci–fi Paul Bunyan scale." - Grant Morrison "Self Portrait" By Batman

03-12-2013, 06:54 PM	#616
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Teen Wolf's Dylan O'Brien Plays Jess' First Time Stiles?! __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

03-12-2013, 06:55 PM	#617
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Belize Posts: 3,879	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Argh I thought there was a new episode tonight. __________________ Superman with Batman - Whatever It Is... - Countdown until midnight release on March 25, 2016 - updated! A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-19-2013, 10:47 PM	#618
TheComicbookKid Coulda Woulda Shoulda Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 9,712	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Tonite's ep was hilarious!! I loved Nick's line about "I know this is going to end horribly, but the middle part is going to be amazing!" Jess and Nick in the hardware store and Jess holding back about the items list. Guy's Night is the worst idea ever. __________________ "Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame."- War

03-19-2013, 10:48 PM	#619
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Belize Posts: 3,879	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Nick's boss...nice. __________________ Superman with Batman - Whatever It Is... - Countdown until midnight release on March 25, 2016 - updated! A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-19-2013, 10:50 PM	#620
RaZaTrOn Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: England Posts: 1,770	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Awesome episode. Anyone else watch one episode of New Girl and then just want to watch about another 50 episodes straight after? I do.

03-20-2013, 12:36 AM	#621
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX lol oh gawd, Jess on drugs... Only Schmidt could take a jellyfish sting to the face. __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

03-20-2013, 12:53 AM	#622
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Belize Posts: 3,879	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Winston should have peed on Schmidt's face. __________________ Superman with Batman - Whatever It Is... - Countdown until midnight release on March 25, 2016 - updated! A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-20-2013, 12:54 AM	#623
Sawyer We Are Human Resources Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 74,222	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX He didn't want to draw any parallels to R Kelly... __________________ Oh, What's That? You Aren't Happy With This Year's Oscar Nominations? Well Consider This... Over The Past Five Years, Only Two Actors Have Won The Outstanding Lead Actor Comedy Emmy: Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer. You Don't Have It Bad, Movie People. TV People Have It Bad. THE CYCLE OF FANBOY ANGST

03-20-2013, 12:55 AM	#624
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Belize Posts: 3,879	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Zing! __________________ Superman with Batman - Whatever It Is... - Countdown until midnight release on March 25, 2016 - updated! A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

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