New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX - Page 25

Sawyer · 02-26-2013, 11:13 PM

I've known plenty of my friends for 10 or more years and not one of them have thrown a tinfinity anniversary party.

I. Am. OFFENDED!

RaZaTrOn · 02-27-2013, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sawyer

I've known plenty of my friends for 10 or more years and not one of them have thrown a tinfinity anniversary party.

I. Am. OFFENDED!

You haven't thrown them one either :P you gotta be EQUALS!

Besides tinfinity is for living with a roommate for 10 years not knowing someone :P

LostSon88 · 02-27-2013, 02:43 PM

I think this is my new favorite of the season. I couldn't stop cracking up. My favorite bit was how insistent Nick was that people use his porta potty. That and the football player of course.

Seriously, they're knocking it outta the park this year.

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 02:46 PM

They've just started knocking it out of the park, IMO. The earlier episodes this season weren't really doing it for me.

kane9321 · 02-27-2013, 03:07 PM

nick...that port a potty..cmon man

Pink Ranger · 02-27-2013, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by kane9321

nick...that port a potty..cmon man

I would pee inside my own body before using that thing.

flickchick85 · 02-27-2013, 06:45 PM

I'm gonna have nightmares about that port-a-potty.

Pink Ranger · 02-27-2013, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by flickchick85

I'm gonna have nightmares about that port-a-potty.

That's the fundamental difference between men and women. I imagine that all the guys here, as disgusted as they were by that thing, have in real life gone to the bathroom in worse conditions at least once.

I'm a twinkletoes and I can think of 3 worse bathrooms that I have been in my life. 3!

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 07:06 PM

Bathroom conditions don't mean much to me. I'm not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, thank you very much.

flickchick85 · 02-27-2013, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink Ranger

That's the fundamental difference between men and women. I imagine that all the guys here, as disgusted as they were by that thing, have in real life gone to the bathroom in worse conditions at least once.

I'm a twinkletoes and I can think of 3 worse bathrooms that I have been in my life. 3!

Yeah, when Jess told Nick she'd use it, it was like I was watching a horror film, going, "No Jess, don't go in there! Don't do it!"

Anubis · 02-27-2013, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sawyer

Bathroom conditions don't mean much to me. I'm not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, thank you very much.

You say that, but you clearly haven't been in a situation where you don't "have to take a s**t", but where you are "going to take a s**t RIGHT...NOW." Then it becomes a need. An all encompassing need. Lets see you try that I only poop at home crap once that black rot hits.

Sawyer · 02-27-2013, 07:53 PM

I guess I'd just have to poop inside my own body, then, wouldn't I?

Anubis · 02-27-2013, 07:57 PM

Or a trash can....or the backseat of somebody's convertible.

Pink Ranger · 02-27-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Anubis

You say that, but you clearly haven't been in a situation where you don't "have to take a s**t", but where you are "going to take a s**t RIGHT...NOW." Then it becomes a need. An all encompassing need. Lets see you try that I only poop at home crap once that black rot hits.

Waitress, I'll have the exact opposite of whatever that guy's eating.

Lencho01 · 03-04-2013, 03:41 PM

Renewed...

http://collider.com/the-following-season-2-news/

Sawyer · 03-12-2013, 05:54 PM

Teen Wolf's Dylan O'Brien Plays Jess' First Time

Stiles?!

georgec · 03-12-2013, 05:55 PM

Argh I thought there was a new episode tonight.

TheComicbookKid · 03-19-2013, 09:47 PM

Tonite's ep was hilarious!!

I loved Nick's line about "I know this is going to end horribly, but the middle part is going to be amazing!"

Jess and Nick in the hardware store and Jess holding back about the items list.

Guy's Night is the worst idea ever.

georgec · 03-19-2013, 09:48 PM

Nick's boss...nice.

RaZaTrOn · 03-19-2013, 09:50 PM

Awesome episode. Anyone else watch one episode of New Girl and then just want to watch about another 50 episodes straight after? I do.

Sawyer · 03-19-2013, 11:36 PM

lol oh gawd, Jess on drugs...

Only Schmidt could take a jellyfish sting to the face.

georgec · 03-19-2013, 11:53 PM

Winston should have peed on Schmidt's face.

Sawyer · 03-19-2013, 11:54 PM

He didn't want to draw any parallels to R Kelly...

georgec · 03-19-2013, 11:55 PM

Zing!

kane9321 · 03-21-2013, 01:08 PM

i was waiting for winston to pee on schmidt

02-26-2013, 11:13 PM	#601
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I've known plenty of my friends for 10 or more years and not one of them have thrown a tinfinity anniversary party. I. Am. OFFENDED! __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

02-27-2013, 02:43 PM	#603
LostSon88 Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: BAY AREA!!!! Posts: 7,553	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I think this is my new favorite of the season. I couldn't stop cracking up. My favorite bit was how insistent Nick was that people use his porta potty. That and the football player of course. Seriously, they're knocking it outta the park this year. __________________ My life is like school on a Sunday...no class.

02-27-2013, 02:46 PM	#604
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX They've just started knocking it out of the park, IMO. The earlier episodes this season weren't really doing it for me. __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

02-27-2013, 03:07 PM	#605
kane9321 oakland's finest Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: all in yo grill! Posts: 11,232	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX nick...that port a potty..cmon man __________________ GO 49ERS....FAITHFUL TO THE END 49ERS CHAMPIONS OF THE NFC WEST PROUD MEMBER OF THE TEBOW NATION. GO SHARKS GO..QUEST FOR THE CUP

02-27-2013, 06:45 PM	#607
flickchick85 Loose Seal Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,145	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I'm gonna have nightmares about that port-a-potty. __________________ VERONICA MARS LIVES. VIDEO-CLick to Watch!: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...-movie-project

02-27-2013, 07:06 PM	#609
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Bathroom conditions don't mean much to me. I'm not taking a dump anywhere but my own home, thank you very much. __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

02-27-2013, 07:53 PM	#612
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX I guess I'd just have to poop inside my own body, then, wouldn't I? __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

03-04-2013, 03:41 PM	#615
Lencho01 Shazoogle! Shazoogle! Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 8,394	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Renewed... http://collider.com/the-following-season-2-news/ __________________ I was at some diplomatic party once. Got to talking to this princess who told me that when it came to Superman, I was missing the point. She told me, "His real strength lay in his generous spirit and sense of what's fair." - King Faraday

03-12-2013, 05:54 PM	#616
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Teen Wolf's Dylan O'Brien Plays Jess' First Time Stiles?! __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

03-12-2013, 05:55 PM	#617
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,458	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Argh I thought there was a new episode tonight. __________________ A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-19-2013, 09:47 PM	#618
TheComicbookKid Ah-maz-ing Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In My Supersonic Rocketship Posts: 8,445	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Tonite's ep was hilarious!! I loved Nick's line about "I know this is going to end horribly, but the middle part is going to be amazing!" Jess and Nick in the hardware store and Jess holding back about the items list. Guy's Night is the worst idea ever. __________________ "Tampa isn't a place you go. It's a place you end up"-Dave

03-19-2013, 09:48 PM	#619
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,458	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Nick's boss...nice. __________________ A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-19-2013, 09:50 PM	#620
RaZaTrOn Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Here Posts: 1,586	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Awesome episode. Anyone else watch one episode of New Girl and then just want to watch about another 50 episodes straight after? I do.

03-19-2013, 11:36 PM	#621
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX lol oh gawd, Jess on drugs... Only Schmidt could take a jellyfish sting to the face. __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

03-19-2013, 11:53 PM	#622
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,458	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Winston should have peed on Schmidt's face. __________________ A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-19-2013, 11:54 PM	#623
Sawyer The God of Tits and Wine Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: King's Landing Posts: 48,308	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX He didn't want to draw any parallels to R Kelly... __________________ I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You wanna start a street fight with me? Bring it on, but you're going to be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don't even know my real name. I'm the ing Lizard King

03-19-2013, 11:55 PM	#624
georgec Not a hero Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,458	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX Zing! __________________ A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a young boy's shoulders to let him know the world hadn't ended.

03-21-2013, 01:08 PM	#625
kane9321 oakland's finest Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: all in yo grill! Posts: 11,232	Re: New Girl starring Zooey Deschanel on FOX i was waiting for winston to pee on schmidt __________________ GO 49ERS....FAITHFUL TO THE END 49ERS CHAMPIONS OF THE NFC WEST PROUD MEMBER OF THE TEBOW NATION. GO SHARKS GO..QUEST FOR THE CUP

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