Worst Movie Title - Page 3

Rowsdower! · 12-10-2012, 03:50 PM

Haha, yeah. I wonder if they ever made an "adult" version of that film and if so, did they have to alter the title at all?

Spider-Aziz · 12-11-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by grout

AH HA,, so thats how you get out of it... " Wait honey they gave me the wrong xXx, I didnt order this"

Its very brilliant if you think about it.... lol

Good one

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Originally Posted by Rowsdower!

Haha, yeah. I wonder if they ever made an "adult" version of that film and if so, did they have to alter the title at all?

Been wondering about that

Rowsdower! · 01-10-2013, 04:22 PM

Some new ones to add to the list:

DEAD MAN DOWN. Seriously, who came up with this? I think you'd be hard pressed to find a dead man who wasn't down. Unless his movie is about a zombie who is severely depressed, this is one of the stupidest f***ing titles I've ever heard.

TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D. And this one is just lazy as hell. I've been sick of the 3D trend for years now but I can accept that Hollywood is going to milk it for as long as they can. But seriously, you couldn't come up with a better title than this? A sequel is already in the works... what will they call that? Texas Chainsaw 4D, Now with Smellovision?

kedrell · 01-14-2013, 07:52 PM

The Dark Knight Rises would've been better to just call it Batman Ends. That way it has a symmetry to the series.

Gotham's Knight · 01-14-2013, 08:00 PM

-I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

Rowsdower! · 01-19-2013, 09:21 PM

Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire Which Was a Book Written in 1996 that had 177 Pages that was Published By Knopf, ISBN 978-0-679-76675-9

Mace Dolex · 01-19-2013, 10:02 PM

The new Jason Statham movie called simply "Parker", that's it? If I hadn't seen the trailer I wouldn't know what it's about.

Rowsdower! · 01-19-2013, 10:05 PM

It's about a guy who parks cars!

Seriously though, it's a Jason Statham movie. Even if you hadn't seen the preview, all you have to hear is his name and you'll know it's a movie where he kills a bunch of bad guys because they doublecrossed him somehow.

They should just call all his movies Statham 1, 2, 3, etc.

Spider-Aziz · 01-20-2013, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rowsdower!

DEAD MAN DOWN. Seriously, who came up with this? I think you'd be hard pressed to find a dead man who wasn't down. Unless his movie is about a zombie who is severely depressed, this is one of the stupidest f***ing titles I've ever heard.

Some stupid $#%^ for names, makes one wonder why they keep doing that, aside from laziness and being unimaginative

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Originally Posted by Mace Dolex

The new Jason Statham movie called simply "Parker", that's it? If I hadn't seen the trailer I wouldn't know what it's about.

Name made me think it's of a guy named Parker
One word titles are all bad, hardest thing is how they are hard to find

Homer J. Fong · 02-12-2013, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rowsdower!

Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire Which Was a Book Written in 1996 that had 177 Pages that was Published By Knopf, ISBN 978-0-679-76675-9

Not long enough! I don't know what it is and every detail of its creation! MORE!

I don't acknowledge Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire as part of the title. It's called Precious, the rest is citation, as far as I'm concerned.

Midnyte_Sun · 02-12-2013, 10:21 PM

A good day to Die Hard, or whatever the hell the movie is called.

kalzor · 02-13-2013, 06:12 AM

Grumpy Old Men.

Rowsdower! · 03-20-2013, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Homer J. Fong

Not long enough! I don't know what it is and every detail of its creation! MORE!

I don't acknowledge Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire as part of the title. It's called Precious, the rest is citation, as far as I'm concerned.

Now now, you never know. If they had just called it Precious, people might have thought it was some sort of prequel to The Lord of the Rings. And if they had kept the name Push, then people might have thought it has something to do with superhumans with telekinetic powers.

Rowsdower! · 03-20-2013, 04:54 PM

Oh, I think Olympus Has Fallen is a silly name. I mean, if it was a movie about the Greek gods going to war, that could be really cool. But wasting a title like that on an Air Force One-meets-Die Hard-style action movie is lame, IMO.

12-10-2012, 03:50 PM	#51
Rowsdower! Snyderite Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A theater near you Posts: 8,151	Re: Worst Movie Title Haha, yeah. I wonder if they ever made an "adult" version of that film and if so, did they have to alter the title at all? __________________ "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" - Jor-El

01-10-2013, 04:22 PM	#53
Rowsdower! Snyderite Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A theater near you Posts: 8,151	Re: Worst Movie Title Some new ones to add to the list: DEAD MAN DOWN. Seriously, who came up with this? I think you'd be hard pressed to find a dead man who wasn't down. Unless his movie is about a zombie who is severely depressed, this is one of the stupidest f*ing titles I've ever heard. TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D. And this one is just lazy as hell. I've been sick of the 3D trend for years now but I can accept that Hollywood is going to milk it for as long as they can. But seriously, you couldn't come up with a better title than this? A sequel is already in the works... what will they call that? Texas Chainsaw 4D, Now with Smellovision? __________________ "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" - Jor-El**

01-14-2013, 07:52 PM	#54
kedrell You'll never Beetus Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Driving coast to coast Posts: 15,341	Re: Worst Movie Title The Dark Knight Rises would've been better to just call it Batman Ends. That way it has a symmetry to the series. __________________ Holding out hope.....

01-14-2013, 08:00 PM	#55
Gotham's Knight Needs more George Carlin Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,114	Re: Worst Movie Title -I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney

01-19-2013, 09:21 PM	#56
Rowsdower! Snyderite Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A theater near you Posts: 8,151	Re: Worst Movie Title Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire Which Was a Book Written in 1996 that had 177 Pages that was Published By Knopf, ISBN 978-0-679-76675-9 __________________ "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" - Jor-El

01-19-2013, 10:02 PM	#57
Mace Dolex Agent of S.E.X.Y. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 4,459	Re: Worst Movie Title The new Jason Statham movie called simply "Parker", that's it? If I hadn't seen the trailer I wouldn't know what it's about. __________________ "Why is daddy on a magazine with a black thing covering his peepee?"

01-19-2013, 10:05 PM	#58
Rowsdower! Snyderite Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A theater near you Posts: 8,151	Re: Worst Movie Title It's about a guy who parks cars! Seriously though, it's a Jason Statham movie. Even if you hadn't seen the preview, all you have to hear is his name and you'll know it's a movie where he kills a bunch of bad guys because they doublecrossed him somehow. They should just call all his movies Statham 1, 2, 3, etc. __________________ "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" - Jor-El

02-12-2013, 10:21 PM	#61
Midnyte_Sun Medianoche de Sol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: USA Posts: 4,750	Re: Worst Movie Title A good day to Die Hard, or whatever the hell the movie is called.

02-13-2013, 06:12 AM	#62
kalzor Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 54	Re: Worst Movie Title Grumpy Old Men.

03-20-2013, 04:54 PM	#64
Rowsdower! Snyderite Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A theater near you Posts: 8,151	Re: Worst Movie Title Oh, I think Olympus Has Fallen is a silly name. I mean, if it was a movie about the Greek gods going to war, that could be really cool. But wasting a title like that on an Air Force One-meets-Die Hard-style action movie is lame, IMO. __________________ "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" - Jor-El

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