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Old 04-21-2013, 09:23 PM   #1
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Though, kudos to her for having by far the most attractive mugshot I've ever seen.

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Old 04-21-2013, 09:33 PM   #2
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What a ****.

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Old 04-21-2013, 11:10 PM   #3
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Witherspoon picked the wrong week to act all entitled and elitist while getting arrested for disorderly conduct.

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Old 04-21-2013, 11:28 PM   #4
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Old 04-22-2013, 12:02 AM   #5
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“Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer,” according to the police report. “I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet.
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Mrs. Witherspoon asked, 'Do you know my name?' I answered, 'No, I don't need to know your name.' I then added, 'right now.' Mrs. Witherspoon stated, 'You're about to find out who I am.'... Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, 'You're going to be on national news.' I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine."

That is one sassy police officer. I love him.

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Old 04-22-2013, 08:43 AM   #6
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at least she owned up to it
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"Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behavior."

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Old 04-22-2013, 03:03 PM   #7
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She should be embarrassed. I always liked Reese, but she kinda lost some points for this. Her i'm-a-celebrity-rules-shouldnt-apply-to-me attitude is surprising (coming from her) and very stupid.

Big kudos to the cop, who handled it beautifully.

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Old 04-22-2013, 03:11 PM   #8
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Mrs. Witherspoon asked, 'Do you know my name?' I answered, 'No, I don't need to know your name.' I then added, 'right now.' Mrs. Witherspoon stated, 'You're about to find out who I am.'... Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, 'You're going to be on national news.' I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine."
And the Police Officer Of The Year Award goes to. . . . . . . .

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Old 04-22-2013, 08:11 PM   #9
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I think her husband should be way more embarrassed than her. I know a lot of people do it and get away with it but drunk driving is really dangerous and evil.

Especially when you are rich and can afford a driver. I hope she and especially her husband realizes that they could have killed themselves and or someone else.

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Old 04-22-2013, 08:37 PM   #10
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Driving drunk. Classic.

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Old 04-24-2013, 07:45 AM   #11
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"Do you know who I am?!?"...

Reese SILVERSPOON... up her ass...

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Old 05-02-2013, 09:11 PM   #12
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She's.... got quite the little 'tude, doesn't she?

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Old 05-03-2013, 11:05 AM   #13
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The funniest part was her husband throwing her under the bus to the cop: "I'm sorry. I had nothing to do with that." LOL. I wonder if he's sleeping in the couch

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Old 05-03-2013, 12:01 PM   #14
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Certainly not the worst mugshot in the world.

She does seem a bit of a **** though.

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Old 05-03-2013, 02:00 PM   #15
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The funniest part was her husband throwing her under the bus to the cop: "I'm sorry. I had nothing to do with that." LOL. I wonder if he's sleeping in the couch
Yeah, but he was right, though. He was being reasonable and not resisting arrest and then Reese got her ass out of that car and was all "WE'RE AMERICANS!!!" and ****ed everything up.

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Old 05-03-2013, 03:09 PM   #16
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I like how the whole time her husband is just standing there watching her just run her mouth; I bet he's thinking "babe, please just shut the **** up".

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Old 05-06-2013, 04:50 AM   #17
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Old 05-06-2013, 06:00 PM   #18
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now there's an ego worthy of Ginormica.

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