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Old 04-26-2013, 09:18 PM   #626
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Sorority Sister Zod: "I do not give a flying ****, and Krypton Nu does not give a flying ****, about how much you ******* love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ******* year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I ******* repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not ******* possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid *****: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ******* NEWSFLASH: KRYPTON NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ******* SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ******* SUCK SO FAR.

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Old 04-26-2013, 09:26 PM   #627
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Awesome.

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Old 04-26-2013, 09:29 PM   #628
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Awesome.
You don't mess with Sorority Sister Zod..........

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Old 04-26-2013, 09:36 PM   #629
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Old 04-26-2013, 10:05 PM   #630
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Heh, funny



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Old 04-27-2013, 07:26 AM   #631
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Great stuff guys.



ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"


NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."


ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."


GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."


ARTEMIS: "Thank you..."
I don't get it.

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Old 04-27-2013, 09:00 AM   #632
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I don't get it.
It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

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Old 04-27-2013, 09:20 AM   #633
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Old 04-27-2013, 02:09 PM   #634
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ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"


NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."


ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."


GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."


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Old 04-27-2013, 02:57 PM   #635
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hahaha I remember loving that scene.

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Old 04-27-2013, 07:33 PM   #636
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Old 04-27-2013, 08:26 PM   #637
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It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly
Correct. One of the best parts of the whole movie.

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Old 04-29-2013, 04:34 PM   #638
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Old 04-29-2013, 09:06 PM   #639
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Old 04-29-2013, 09:10 PM   #640
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Old 04-29-2013, 09:13 PM   #641
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Always ready to rumble


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If I was to say to you
Girl we coudn't get much higher.
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Super-man, there's no need to feel down.
I said super-man, pick yourself up off the ground.
I said super-man 'cause you hear every soun-d.
There's no need. to. be. un-happy.

Super-man there's a place you can go.
I said super-man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways, to. re-verse. ti-me.

It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A.
It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A.
It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
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Old 04-29-2013, 09:30 PM   #643
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Hahaha, and the encore -


ZOD: "Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

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to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
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ready to get down with, anyone he can

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Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
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lolol...

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Old 05-04-2013, 11:52 AM   #645
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Now an ad from the WB:


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Old 05-04-2013, 02:49 PM   #646
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Old 05-04-2013, 10:22 PM   #647
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Good one Prime

Thanks Green


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Old 05-06-2013, 02:23 PM   #648
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BATMAN: "I would've taken you somewhere nicer, but Bane's crashed the economy and I'm a little broke."
He should've taken him to Schawarma's.

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Good one IrishAvenger


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JOKER: ""




SUPERMAN: "Now Joker, let's be reasonable. We both want a fair union contract."
JOKER [thinking]: "Why is Superman being so nice to me?"
SUPERMAN: "And if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours."
JOKER [thinking]: "Wait a minute - is he coming on to me?"
SUPERMAN: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm, eh?"
JOKER [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
SUPERMAN: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." [chuckles/winks]
JOKER [thinking]: "AHH!"
JOKER [speaking]: "I'm sorry Superman, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"

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