The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 - Page 26

X Knight · 04-26-2013, 09:18 PM

Sorority Sister Zod: "I do not give a flying ****, and Krypton Nu does not give a flying ****, about how much you ******* love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ******* year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I ******* repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not ******* possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid *****: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ******* NEWSFLASH: KRYPTON NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ******* SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ******* SUCK SO FAR.

Sorority Sister Faora (thinking): "Wait!! Why am I the only girl in this sorority??!!"

KalMart · 04-26-2013, 09:26 PM

Awesome.

X Knight · 04-26-2013, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KalMart

Awesome.

You don't mess with Sorority Sister Zod..........

KalMart · 04-26-2013, 09:36 PM

"..........even if they're sober....."

Panthro · 04-26-2013, 10:05 PM

Heh, funny

CLARK: "The teaser trailer for Thor The Dark World gets the Superman seal of approval!"

Man of Steel · 04-27-2013, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Great stuff guys.

ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"

NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."

ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."

GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."

ARTEMIS: "Thank you..."

I don't get it.

damian99uk · 04-27-2013, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I don't get it.

It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

Rowsdower! · 04-27-2013, 09:20 AM

Jor-El: Technology that's eons ahead of other societies and yet, when you forget to pay the electric bill, you're walking around your house in a winter coat.

dnno1 · 04-27-2013, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panthro

Great stuff guys.

ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"

NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."

ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."

GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."

ARTEMIS: "Thank you..."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I don't get it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian99uk

It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

The Shield · 04-27-2013, 02:57 PM

hahaha I remember loving that scene.

spund · 04-27-2013, 07:33 PM

I'm the fisherman you deserve, but not the one you need right now.

Yeah we're good right now, but can you cover my shift next week?

Panthro · 04-27-2013, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian99uk

It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

Correct. One of the best parts of the whole movie.

spund -

KalMart · 04-29-2013, 04:34 PM

Young Bizarro: One day....me have real hands instead of chicken-feet in place.....me show them....me grow up big and handsome....!

Panthro · 04-29-2013, 09:06 PM

"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar..."

GreenKToo · 04-29-2013, 09:10 PM

]

Are you ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE !?!

Panthro · 04-29-2013, 09:13 PM

Always ready to rumble

ZOD: "You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl we coudn't get much higher.
Come on babe light my fire
Come on babe light my fire
Try to set the night on fire!"

GreenKToo · 04-29-2013, 09:26 PM

Super-man, there's no need to feel down.
I said super-man, pick yourself up off the ground.
I said super-man 'cause you hear every soun-d.
There's no need. to. be. un-happy.

Super-man there's a place you can go.
I said super-man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways, to. re-verse. ti-me.

It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A.
It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A.
It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can turn off the sounds if you feel

Panthro · 04-29-2013, 09:30 PM

Hahaha, and the encore -

ZOD: "Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow...."

GreenKToo · 04-29-2013, 09:42 PM

lolol...

dnno1 · 05-04-2013, 11:52 AM

Now an ad from the WB:

Superman: "???"

J.J. Abrams: "I'm J. J. Abrams and I approve this message."

Superman Prime · 05-04-2013, 02:49 PM

BATMAN: "I would've taken you somewhere nicer, but Bane's crashed the economy and I'm a little broke."

Panthro · 05-04-2013, 10:22 PM

Good one Prime

Thanks Green

SUPERMAN: "You will answer the nice Batman's questions or you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance."
JOKER: "

"

TheIrishAvenger · 05-06-2013, 02:23 PM

Cassandra Cain · 05-06-2013, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superman Prime

BATMAN: "I would've taken you somewhere nicer, but Bane's crashed the economy and I'm a little broke."

He should've taken him to Schawarma's.

Panthro · 05-06-2013, 07:52 PM

Good one IrishAvenger

SUPERMAN: "I like to dissect clowns. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
JOKER: "

"

SUPERMAN: "Now Joker, let's be reasonable. We both want a fair union contract."
JOKER [thinking]: "Why is Superman being so nice to me?"
SUPERMAN: "And if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours."
JOKER [thinking]: "Wait a minute - is he coming on to me?"
SUPERMAN: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm, eh?"
JOKER [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
SUPERMAN: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." [chuckles/winks]
JOKER [thinking]: "AHH!"
JOKER [speaking]: "I'm sorry Superman, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"

04-26-2013, 09:18 PM	#626
X Knight Straight Edge Knight Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 9,346	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Sorority Sister Zod: "I do not give a flying **, and Krypton Nu does not give a flying , about how much you *** love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the *** year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I *** repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not *** possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid *: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE *** NEWSFLASH: KRYPTON NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE *** SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE *** SUCK SO FAR. Sorority Sister Faora (thinking): "Wait!! Why am I the only girl in this sorority??!!" __________________ Straight Edge and Proud!! Disney Lover and Proud!!** Last edited by X Knight; 04-26-2013 at 09:22 PM.

04-26-2013, 10:05 PM	#630
Panthro Catman Begins Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 18,024	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Heh, funny CLARK: "The teaser trailer for Thor The Dark World gets the Superman seal of approval!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-27-2013, 09:20 AM	#633
Rowsdower! Mightiest Mortal? Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Nineties Posts: 15,076	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Jor-El: Technology that's eons ahead of other societies and yet, when you forget to pay the electric bill, you're walking around your house in a winter coat. __________________ Once again, folks. The DC Cinematic Universe is not about Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman or any of that. It's about HAIR. Here's the lineup to be announced at Comic Con. Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Hair (2016) Hair League for Men (2017) Wonder Woman's Styling Tips (2018) Hair of Steel 2 (2018) The Dark Knight Glazes (2019)

04-27-2013, 02:57 PM	#635
The Shield It's really Happening! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 2,848	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 hahaha I remember loving that scene. __________________ Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof. ~John Kenneth Galbraith All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. ~Ellen Glasgow

04-27-2013, 07:33 PM	#636
spund Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 347	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 I'm the fisherman you deserve, but not the one you need right now. Yeah we're good right now, but can you cover my shift next week? __________________ My post count is so low because I'm only a part-time nerd :)

04-29-2013, 09:06 PM	#639
Panthro Catman Begins Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 18,024	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 "I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar..." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS* Last edited by Panthro; 04-29-2013 at 09:11 PM.

04-29-2013, 09:10 PM	#640
GreenKToo In the fire Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In the fire. Posts: 11,104	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 ] Are you ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE !?! __________________ ''Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne http://thinkmcflythink.squarespace.com/

04-29-2013, 09:13 PM	#641
Panthro Catman Begins Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 18,024	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Always ready to rumble ZOD: "You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you Girl we coudn't get much higher. Come on babe light my fire Come on babe light my fire Try to set the night on fire!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-29-2013, 09:26 PM	#642
GreenKToo In the fire Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In the fire. Posts: 11,104	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Super-man, there's no need to feel down. I said super-man, pick yourself up off the ground. I said super-man 'cause you hear every soun-d. There's no need. to. be. un-happy. Super-man there's a place you can go. I said super-man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways, to. re-verse. ti-me. It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A. It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa. You can hang out with all the boys. It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A. It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa. You can get yourself clean You can have a good meal You can turn off the sounds if you feel __________________ ''Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne http://thinkmcflythink.squarespace.com/ Last edited by GreenKToo; 05-15-2013 at 03:37 PM.

04-29-2013, 09:30 PM	#643
Panthro Catman Begins Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 18,024	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Hahaha, and the encore - ZOD: "Body...wanna feel my body? Body...such a thrill my body Body...wanna touch my body? Body...it's too much my body Check it out my body, body. Don't you doubt my body, body. talkin' bout my body, body, check it out my body Every man wants to be a macho macho man to have the kind of body, always in demand Jogging in the mornings, go man go works out in the health spa, muscles glow You can best believe that, he's a macho man ready to get down with, anyone he can Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Macho, macho man (macho man) I've got to be, a macho man Macho, macho man I've got to be a macho! Ow...." __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

04-29-2013, 09:42 PM	#644
GreenKToo In the fire Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In the fire. Posts: 11,104	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 lolol... __________________ ''Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.'' ~ John Wayne http://thinkmcflythink.squarespace.com/

05-04-2013, 11:52 AM	#645
dnno1 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 12,483	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Now an ad from the WB: Superman: "???" J.J. Abrams: "I'm J. J. Abrams and I approve this message." __________________ Dno

05-04-2013, 02:49 PM	#646
Superman Prime The Quantum Enigma Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 8,929	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 BATMAN: "I would've taken you somewhere nicer, but Bane's crashed the economy and I'm a little broke."

05-04-2013, 10:22 PM	#647
Panthro Catman Begins Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 18,024	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Good one Prime Thanks Green SUPERMAN: "You will answer the nice Batman's questions or you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance." JOKER: "" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

05-06-2013, 02:23 PM	#648
TheIrishAvenger You are not special. Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Ireland Posts: 6,877	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 __________________ "We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible, and we count these moments. Those moments when we dared to aim higher -- to break barriers, to reach for the stars. To make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that, and perhaps we've just forgotten. That we're still pioneers, that we've barely begun and that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us -- because our destiny lies above us." INTERSTELLAR 7.11.14

05-06-2013, 07:52 PM	#650
Panthro Catman Begins Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cat's Lair, Third Earth Posts: 18,024	Re: The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2 Good one IrishAvenger SUPERMAN: "I like to dissect clowns. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" JOKER: "" SUPERMAN: "Now Joker, let's be reasonable. We both want a fair union contract." JOKER [thinking]: "Why is Superman being so nice to me?" SUPERMAN: "And if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours." JOKER [thinking]: "Wait a minute - is he coming on to me?" SUPERMAN: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm, eh?" JOKER [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!" SUPERMAN: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." [chuckles/winks] JOKER [thinking]: "AHH!" JOKER [speaking]: "I'm sorry Superman, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!" __________________ SUPERMAN: You know something Bruce? You're not always right. New 52 Flash *SUCKS*

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