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Old 07-27-2013, 11:46 PM   #1
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CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.

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Old 07-28-2013, 12:07 AM   #2
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Clark:
"I want you to remember, Clark. In all the years to come, in all your silen.....lol...my hand at your throat lol...the one man that beat you"
#Retweet.

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Old 07-28-2013, 12:38 AM   #3
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CLARK: I don't know do you think we could all fit in here?

REALTOR: It's comes equipped with stainless steel appliances, walk-in closets, five and a half baths.

BRUCE: For 500,000 a month it's not bad for a space station/sattelite.

REALTOR: And it's in the most desired location. A lovely Asian couple is also interested...

CLARK: We'll take it...

REALTOR: Great! It's so wonderful to see a gay couple in these parts.

BRUCE: Wait we're not.

REALTOR: Oh I'm so sorry... Um let me go get the paperwork.

*exits room*

CLARK: Oh I see you don't think I'm good enough for you.



BRUCE: We're not having this conversation... AGAIN!

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Old 08-02-2013, 08:27 AM   #4
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Old 08-02-2013, 09:24 AM   #5
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CLARK: I just heard Amy Adams is playing my girlfriend in my movie.

BRUCE: I just heard mine blew up.

Clark: yeah but then you upgraded and got Anne Hathaway who played an actual character from the source material

Bruce: She lead me to Bane who then broke my back

Clark: and then you sorta married her....win win buddy

Lol

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Old 08-02-2013, 10:27 AM   #6
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Clark: yeah but then you upgraded and got Anne Hathaway who played an actual character from the source material

Bruce: She lead me to Bane who then broke my back

Clark: and then you sorta married her....win win buddy
Bruce: We are both suckers.

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Old 08-02-2013, 10:36 AM   #7
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In honor of the girlfriend conversation:

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Old 08-02-2013, 10:47 AM   #8
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^Your vid isn't working.

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Old 08-02-2013, 10:47 AM   #9
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Old 08-02-2013, 11:16 AM   #10
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Old 08-26-2013, 12:06 PM   #11
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Forgive me if this has already been posted before, but I couldn't resist :P


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Old 11-19-2013, 06:00 PM   #12
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Damien: "Dad, just because there's a dead turkey here doesn't mean you have to check for clues."

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Old 11-19-2013, 06:02 PM   #13
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I find it scary that the dead character/only one not included in the picture (provided the blonde is actually Dick) is saying that.

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Old 11-19-2013, 06:02 PM   #14
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Damien: "Dad, just because there's a dead turkey here doesn't mean you have to check for clues."


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Old 11-20-2013, 01:16 AM   #15
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Bats: "For the last time, Clark, I didn't have anything to do with the costume designs on Smallville."

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Old 11-20-2013, 01:29 AM   #16
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Bats: "For the last time, Clark, I didn't have anything to do with the costume designs on Smallville."
What's wrong with the costume designs?!

Here's one I'll try. If you guys can do better go ahead



Bruce: Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird, It's a Plane!
Clark: Bruce I'm right here
Bruce: No really Clark, it's just a bird and a plane. Wasn't talking about you silly.
Clark: Aww.

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Old 11-20-2013, 10:18 AM   #17
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Great job guys


Superman: So this is how the new banner for the movie looks like.
Batman:Yep.
*Superman reads title*
Superman: "Batman vs Superman". I thought this was a sequel to my movie, why is your name before mine, oh shi..
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!

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This thread is awesome. I do hope we get a line from Bruce near the end of the film when they're on good terms where he mentions the satellite damage in MOS and who's going to pay for it?.

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Old 11-20-2013, 11:14 AM   #19
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This thread is awesome. I do hope we get a line from Bruce near the end of the film when they're on good terms where he mentions the satellite damage in MOS and who's going to pay for it?.


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Old 11-20-2013, 12:23 PM   #20
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That's what Batwoman said.

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Old 11-20-2013, 02:25 PM   #21
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BATS:Hey everyone!!! Who wants to see me blow up this tiny superman figure in front of me??????

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Superman's thoughts: Is that how a Kryptonian babe looks.
She sure has me excited.


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Old 12-05-2013, 05:43 PM   #23
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Clark Kent: "Is that all they've got."
Bruce Wayne: "As a major nemesis of mine once said: Wait till they get a load of me."



Diana Prince: "Me too."

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-Ma Kent: So did you find out who that Batman character really is?

-Clark: Yeah, he's some guy who is an entrepreneur by day and then dresses up by night to take care of the streets.

-Ma Kent: Oh, like my uncle Frank?

-Clark: No Ma. That's a crossdresser...

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