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Old 08-06-2013, 11:17 PM   #1
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Over in the Are there any banned Members that you kind of miss? thread, Hype member Donnie Darko wondered what folks might say about him if he were to get blasted by the Ban-Fairy. This got me thinking of an old Boston Legal episode where Michael J. Fox's charming, eccentric and fatally ill character (whose name escapes me) held a wake for himself before his actual death.

In light of this, I offer a thread to write a eulogy of sorts for fellow Hype members who have yet-to-be banned from the forums.

As an example, one might write about my good friend ProjectPat:

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I liked Pat a lot, he was an enthusiastic gamer. Always got pretty defensive over the Hitman games if you pushed him, which I would sometimes do for fun, not that defending your favorite video game(s) is a bad thing! He was also a big Skyrim and Fallout fan, something we both talked about for many pages. All in all a damn cool guy, and a shame he went on that wild meth-fueled rampage and ended up getting booted.
Of course it doesn't have to be gushing with compliments, you can be mean or funny, whatever you like. Just don't be too mean, because whoever you write about might make you taste your own medicine...also if you're really mean, you might get banned for real.

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Old 08-07-2013, 05:00 PM   #2
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Sawyer died too young. She had her problems, mainly including liking that god-awful show that was LOST, but in the end, she was an almost okay poster who's dislike for Big Bang Theory and Charlie Sheen will be legendary all around the hype. It's a shame that she had to go out going on a profanity laced tirade against Kelly because Kelly preferred Brandon Routh over Henry Cavill as Superman.

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Old 08-07-2013, 07:57 PM   #3
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To whoever you are that I banned..

I'm glad you're dead. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA...I'm glad he's dead, AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA.

'fire.

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Old 08-07-2013, 08:43 PM   #4
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To whoever you are that I banned..

I'm glad you're dead. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA...I'm glad he's dead, AHAHAHAHAAHAHAA.

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You sneaky SOB, that's what I was going to use for Parker!

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Old 08-07-2013, 08:46 PM   #5
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To whoever you are that I banned...
Those names among the near endless lists...

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:14 PM   #6
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Sawyer is female? The more you know.


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Old 08-07-2013, 09:15 PM   #7
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Sawyer is female? The more you know.

I'm just as shocked.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:15 PM   #8
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Parker wishes I was female.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:16 PM   #9
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Sawyer's a female? Well that explains some things.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:21 PM   #10
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Duke, Sawyer, and Parker were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:21 PM   #11
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Guys, come on... I'm a gender dysmorphic bi-genitalian pansexual.

Get it right.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:35 PM   #12
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Guys, come on... I'm a gender dysmorphic bi-genitalian pansexual.

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You freak. It's people like you who give us gender dysmorphic tri-genitalian pansexuals a bad name!

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:35 PM   #13
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So who wants to write one for Wontkins?

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:37 PM   #14
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Haha, did he just get banned? As in right after that post from above?

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:37 PM   #15
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Looks like.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:38 PM   #16
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Damn, he's pretty good. He racked up ten infractions in a day? I salute him.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:39 PM   #17
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Those sneaky mod's are pretty fast!

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:40 PM   #18
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Yeah, those mods put that ban hammer down quick. They don't f*** around.

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:41 PM   #19
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They're like the those Agents from the Matrix!

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:55 PM   #20
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Damn. Banned before I can even ask "who?"

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:57 PM   #21
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Should we write a eulogy for him?

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Old 08-07-2013, 09:57 PM   #22
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Sooo... anyone actually know him before he posted here? If not, should we enter the Thor 2 section and ask if anyone would like to join us here?

Actually, now that I think of it, this could be a neat thread. We see who gets banned, find out where they got banned, who did it and who they talked to and invite them to say a few words.

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Old 08-07-2013, 10:09 PM   #23
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IF this thread turns into that, then it'll be about time. For years, I've been wanting a thread like that. I still don't know how some people got banned.

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Old 08-07-2013, 10:12 PM   #24
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Old 08-07-2013, 10:12 PM   #25
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Ecostation,

You are the reason I drink, and I have to go to my own grave knowing that there is nothing I can do to repay the favor.

With love,

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