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Old 09-10-2013, 03:29 AM   #201
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urghh didnt get so lucky in week 1, got blown out of the water by a much stronger team .

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Old 09-10-2013, 08:51 AM   #202
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GG TMoB. It seemed like all of your players scored at least 1 TD, and most of my team didn't even show up. If it weren't for Eli and Cruz, I would've been blown TFO. GL next week.

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Thanks everyone... I'll try and post a nice wrap up on Wednesday...


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Old 09-11-2013, 10:22 AM   #205
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Week 1 Recaps...

Inaugural SHHFFL Champs Mauraders makes quick work of n00b franchise One Man Wolfpack.

Mauraders (1-0) 83.50
One Man Wolfpack (0-1) 62.42


Michael Vick got 22.46 points and Steven Jackson scored 14.95 as Mauraders beat One Man Wolfpack, 83.50 - 62.42. Both sides failed to meet expectations, but Mauraders scored 93.7% of a projected 89.11 points to pick up the win. One Man Wolfpack was led by Larry Fitzgerald with 16.00 points and Robert Griffin III who scored 15.98. With Rob Gronkowski delivering zero points for Mauraders, the outcome could have been worse. Mauraders (1-0) starts off the season in seventh place while One Man Wolfpack (0-1) debuts in 15th place.

Peyton Manning the Butterflies Puts a Surprise Beatdown on the Regulators.

the Butterflies (1-0) 160.78
Regulators (0-1) 92.60


The Butterflies accumulated the highest score this week to crush Regulators 160.78 - 92.60. Each team hit their projections but The Butterflies put up 70.2% more than a projected 94.45 points to get the win. The Dallas Cowboys Defense led Regulators with 27.38 points while Matt Ryan racked up 19.28. The Butterflies (1-0) starts off the campaign in first place while Regulators (0-1) debuts in ninth place.

Heavily-Armed Lemurs sent a message to last season's 3rd place finisher HawkPride that it might not be so easy this season.

Heavily-Armed Lemurs (1-0) 95.27
HawkPride (0-1) 84.81


Demaryius Thomas got 27.05 points, an upgrade on his projected 9.11, as Heavily-Armed Lemurs got past HawkPride 95.27 - 84.81. Heavily-Armed Lemurs was better than projected and put up 10.7% more than their projected 86.05 points, while HawkPride just fell short of hitting their projections and scored 95.3% of a projected 89.03. A.J. Green led HawkPride with 32.10 points while Russell Wilson brought in 18.10. Heavily-Armed Lemurs starts off the campaign with a 1-0 record, good enough for sixth place. HawkPride begins at 0-1 and in 11th place.

Season VI Champ Mindless Minions gives Coastal Camel Toes a nice Week 1 spanking.

Mindless Minions (1-0) 103.51
Coastal Camel Toes (0-1) 82.20


Mindless Minions defeated Coastal Camel Toes 103.51 - 82.20 due to LeSean McCoy who logged 26.65 points and Vernon Davis who scored 16.90. Mindless Minions played better than expected and scored 15.8% more than their projected 89.40 points, while Coastal Camel Toes fell just short of projections and got 98.3% of a projected 83.64. Matthew Stafford led Coastal Camel Toes with 25.34 points while Jason Witten racked up 15.50. On top of the loss, Coastal Camel Toes got zero points from James Jones. Mindless Minions starts off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for fourth place. Coastal Camel Toes opens at 0-1 and in 12th place.

Former Season VI Champ Matt's Man Spiders takes advantage of SF's Backstabbers, who forgot there was a game.

Matt's Man-Spider (1-0) 96.31
SF's Backstabbers (0-1) 69.79


Matt's Man-Spiders picked up 20.34 points from Drew Brees and 14.50 from Jordy Nelson to beat SF's Backstabbers 96.31 - 69.79. Matt's Man-Spiders met their projections and put up 5.6% more points than projected (91.17). SF's Backstabbers got just 76.3% of a projected 91.41 points. Andrew Luck led SF's Backstabbers with 21.36 points while Matt Forte brought in 13.05. Matt's Man-Spiders (1-0) kicks off the season in fifth place while SF's Backstabbers (0-1) debuts in 14th place.

House Hush wins n00b Bowl with narrow win against the New York Spiders.

House Hush (1-0) 76.45
new York Spiders (0-1) 71.95


In spite of finishing with just the 12th-highest point total in the league this week, House Hush (1-0, 76.45 points) found a way to take down New York Spiders, 76.45 - 71.95. It was a difficult outing for New York Spiders, who fell to 0-1 (71.95 points) while also ending up 13th in points. Adrian Peterson (33.20 points) was the leading scorer for House Hush, posting the fourth-highest total in the league this week.

n00b Franchise Donut shows W'sOrNothing that Week 1 was all about Nothing.

Donut (1-0) 111.57
W'sOrNothing (0-1) 59.68


Donut accumulated the second-highest point total this week, drubbing W'sOrNothing 111.57 - 59.68. Donut came into the matchup as the underdog, with a projected spread of 29.21. Donut played incredibly well and scored 59.8% more than their projected 69.81 points, while W'sOrNothing failed to live up to expectations and scored only 60.3% of a projected 99.02. W'sOrNothing was led by Randall Cobb with 14.32 points and the New England Patriots Defense who scored 11.34. Adding insult to injury, W'sOrNothing had a starter score zero points (Ryan Broyles). Donut starts the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for third place. W'sOrNothing debuts at 0-1 and in 16th place.

The Pickled Peppers give the n00b Franchise Cruz-ing to Victory a proper introduction into SHHFFL.

The Pickled Peppers (1-0) 107.92
Cruz-ing to Victory (0-1) 85.87


The Pickled Peppers beat Cruz-ing to Victory 107.92 - 85.87, led by Colin Kaepernick, who logged the third-highest player point total this week with 35.44 points. The Pickled Peppers delivered a great effort and scored 20.2% more than their projected 89.79 points, while Cruz-ing to Victory fell just short of projections and got 93.7% of a projected 91.68. Eli Manning, with 35.80 points, racked up the second-highest score for the week. The Pickled Peppers kicks off the season with a 1-0 record, good enough for second place. Cruz-ing to Victory begins at 0-1 and in 10th place.

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National Division

1. The Butterflies 1-0-0 (W-1)
3. Donut 1-0-0 (W-1)
4. Mindless Minions 1-0-0 (W-1)
7. Mauraders 1-0-0 (W-1)

9. Regulators 0-1-0 (L-1)
12. Coastal Camel Toes 0-1-0 (L-1)
15. One Man Wolfpack 0-1-0 (L-1)
16. W'sOrNothing 0-1-0 (L-1)

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2. The Pickled Peppers 1-0-0 (W-1)
5. Matt's Man-Spiders 1-0-0 (W-1)
6. Heavily-Armed Lemurs 1-0-0 (W-1)
8. House Hush 1-0-0 (W-1)

10. Cruz-ing to Victory 0-1-0 (L-1)
11. HawkPride 0-1-0 (L-1)
13. New York Spiders 0-1-0 (L-1)
14. SF's Backstabbers 0-1-0 (L-1)


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Old 09-11-2013, 10:32 AM   #206
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woot. Only 11 points by Brady against me in another league, and a nice showing by the Pats for me in this one.

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Edelman was ok, would have liked a TD.

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Recap for Week 2 delayed... had a baby girl Saturday night... I was there, so suck it Flacco... ...feeling pretty sleep deprived at the moment.


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The Lemurs reign again!

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Congrats on the baby Commish!

Good game to the Hawkpride. I am still holding out hope for a stat recalculation that gives me .30 more though.

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Week 2 Recaps...

New York Spiders get their first win with a Pickled Pepper beatdown.

New York Spiders (1-1) 82.70
The Pickled Peppers (1-1) 58.81


New York Spiders got past The Pickled Peppers, who had scoring issues this week, 82.70 - 58.81. Both sides failed to hit their projections, but New York Spiders scored 98.7% of a projected 83.83 points to pick up the win. The Pickled Peppers, coming off a 107.92 - 85.87 win against Cruz-ing to Victory, saw their scoring fall off this week. New York Spiders (1-1, 154.65 points) moves into 12th place and The Pickled Peppers (1-1, 166.73 points) goes to 11th place.

The Butterflies Outscore the Mindless Minions to maintain overall #1 status.

the Butterflies (2-0) 104.96
Mindless Minions (1-1) 99.44


Julio Jones put up 22.10 points and Peyton Manning scored 19.84 as The Butterflies got past Mindless Minions, 104.96 - 99.44. Each side met their expectations, but The Butterflies put up 31.2% more points than projected (80.01) to earn the win. Mindless Minions was led by the Minnesota Vikings Defense with 28.00 points and LeSean McCoy who scored 18.00. Mindless Minions got zero points from Brent Celek, which might have made the difference in the outcome. The Butterflies (2-0, 265.74 points) remains in first place and Mindless Minions (1-1, 201.95 points) stays in fourth place.

HawkPride wears two condoms and protects slim win over Matt's Man-Spiders.

HawkPride (1-1) 82.74
Matt's Man-Spiders (1-1) 82.55


HawkPride slipped by Matt's Man-Spiders 82.74 - 82.55 behind the Seattle Seahawks Defense, whose 40.10 points were the second-highest point total in the league this week. This was extremely close, with the 0.19-point margin of victory being the smallest recorded in the league this season. Matt's Man-Spiders was led by DeSean Jackson with 27.65 points and Jordy Nelson who scored 15.30. HawkPride (1-1, 167.55 points) shifts into 10th place while Matt's Man-Spiders (1-1, 178.86 points) goes to seventh place. Matt's Man-Spiders' last hope for a Jim Harbaugh style league scoring change chance fails miserably.

W'sOrNothing gives Coastal Camel Toes another nice Week 2 spanking to maintain a red glowing butt while looking for first win of season..

W'sOrNothing (1-1) 118.71
Coastal Camel Toes (0-2) 80.37


W'sOrNothing dismantled Coastal Camel Toes 118.71 - 80.37 while also putting up the highest point total this week. This was a truly solid beating, with the 38.34-point margin of victory being the fourth-highest recorded in the league this season. Coastal Camel Toes was led by the Baltimore Ravens Defense with 26.86 points and Matthew Stafford who scored 23.66. On top of the loss, Coastal Camel Toes had a starter score zero points (Denarius Moore). W'sOrNothing (1-1, 178.39 points) shifts into eighth place and Coastal Camel Toes (0-2, 163.07 points) goes to 15th place.

SF's Backstabbers remembers there was a game this week and gives House Hush a colossal Michael P. Fay caning.

SF's Backstabbers (1-1) 113.69
House Hush (1-1) 72.57


SF's Backstabbers logged the second-highest point total this week to shred House Hush 113.69 - 72.57. It was a legendary rout, and the 41.12-point margin of victory was the third-highest recorded in the league this season. House Hush was led by Cam Newton with 17.08 points and the Green Bay Packers Defense who scored 12.70. SF's Backstabbers (1-1, 183.48 points) shifts into sixth place and House Hush (1-1, 149.02 points) winds up in 13th place.

House Hush wins n00b Bowl with narrow win against the New York Spiders.

One Man Wolfpack (1-1) 107.41
Regulators (0-2) 97.61


One Man Wolfpack benefited from 26.50 points from Robert Griffin III and 21.26 from the Chicago Bears Defense to beat Regulators 107.41 - 97.61. Each team hit their projections but One Man Wolfpack put up 24.3% more than a projected 86.38 points to get the win. Matt Ryan led Regulators with 26.48 points while Jamaal Charles racked up 13.90. One Man Wolfpack (1-1, 169.83 points) moves into ninth place while Regulators (0-2, 190.21 points) goes to 14th place.

Mauraders belt n00b Franchise Donut reminding them who was here first in SHHFFL.

Mauraders (2-0) 110.02
Donut (1-1) 83.90


Mauraders defeated Donut 110.02 - 83.90, led by Michael Vick, who put up the highest player point total in the league this week with 46.76 points. Each team hit their projections but Mauraders scored 21.9% more than a projected 90.25 points to get the win. The Denver Broncos Defense led Donut with 26.10 points while Giovani Bernard racked up 17.15. Mauraders (2-0, 193.52 points) shifts into third place and Donut (1-1, 195.47 points) winds up in fifth place.

Heavily-Armed Lemurs take advantage of Cruz-ing to Victory's Giants' filled team for 2nd win in a row.

Heavily-Armed Lemurs (2-0) 85.46
Cruz-ing to Victory (0-2) 74.79


Heavily-Armed Lemurs (2-0, 180.73 points) took advantage of the third-highest point total of the week from Aaron Rodgers to beat Cruz-ing to Victory (0-2, 160.66 points) 85.46 - 74.79 in a battle of lead changes. Cruz-ing to Victory scored first and went into Sunday in front 4.80 - 0. That advantage slipped away after the early Sunday games and they trailed by 31.42. After the late Sunday games, the lead changed again, and they went ahead 74.79 - 68.42. However, by the end of Sunday night Heavily-Armed Lemurs took the lead for good.

Standings

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National Division

1. The Butterflies 2-0-0 (W-2)
3. Mauraders 2-0-0 (W-2)
4. Mindless Minions 1-1-0 (L-1)
5. Donut 1-1-0 (L-1)
8. W'sOrNothing 1-1-0 (W-1)

9. One Man Wolfpack 1-1-0 (W-1)
14. Regulators 0-2-0 (L-2)
15. Coastal Camel Toes 0-2-0 (L-2)

Timely Division

2. Heavily-Armed Lemurs 2-0-0 (W-2)
6. SF's Backstabbers 1-1-0 (W-1)
7. Matt's Man-Spiders 1-1-0 (L-1)

10. HawkPride 1-1-0 (W-1)
11. The Pickled Peppers 1-1-0 (L-1)
12. New York Spiders 1-1-0 (W-1)
13. House Hush 1-1-0 (L-1)
16. Cruz-ing to Victory 0-2-0 (L-2)


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I hated my loss this week, Congrats Commish I wish the best of health for your girl.

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I feel sick that im 0-2, I know I can do better than that.

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I went 0-2 last year. Then won 7 in a row and made it to the 2nd round of the playoffs.

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Week 3 Recaps...

SF's Backstabbers get by the Pickled Peppers to win snoozefest.

SF's Backstabbers (2-1) 52.89
The Pickled Peppers (1-2) 41.04


SF's Backstabbers (2-1, 236.27 points) found a way to beat The Pickled Peppers, 52.89 - 41.04, despite putting up just the 14th-highest point total in the league this week. SF's Backstabbers averages 78.76 points per matchup on the season, and won with just 67.2% of that. SF's Backstabbers has caught a few breaks this season. They're currently in eighth place while ranking just 13th in total points. It was a difficult outing for The Pickled Peppers, who fell to 1-2 (207.77 points) while also ending up 15th in points.

W'sOrNothing put a nice pounding to the Butterflies' buttocks.

W'sOrNothing (2-1) 145.07
the Butterflies (2-0) 79.68


W'sOrNothing logged the second-highest point total this season, leveling The Butterflies 145.07 - 79.68. It was an epic beatdown, and the 65.39-point margin of victory is the second-highest in the league this season. Peyton Manning led The Butterflies with 27.28 points while the New Orleans Saints Defense racked up 20.06. To make matters worse, The Butterflies got goose eggs from both Isaac Redman and Jermichael Finley. W'sOrNothing (2-1, 322.86 points) climbs into third place while The Butterflies (2-1, 345.42 points) stays in first place.

HawkPride gets another spanking at the hands of House Hush.

House Hush (2-1) 107.01
HawkPride (1-2) 78.22


House Hush beat HawkPride 107.01 - 78.22 thanks in part to Cam Newton who put up 36.96 points and the Green Bay Packers Defense who scored 19.42. HawkPride has failed to meet expectations all season, managing only 94.5% of their projected points in this matchup. Russell Wilson led HawkPride with 23.44 points while the Seattle Seahawks Defense racked up 18.56. House Hush (2-1, 256.03 points) climbs into sixth place while HawkPride (1-2, 245.77 points) drops to 13th place.

Cruz-ing to Victory thinks it's a bye week, doesn't show up in loss to Matt's Man-Spiders, remain winless.

Matt's Man-Spiders (2-1) 105.54
Cruz-ing to Victory (0-3) 53.72


Matt's Man-Spiders got 28.94 points from Drew Brees and 28.88 from Antonio Brown to demolish Cruz-ing to Victory 105.54 - 53.72. Cruz-ing to Victory is having trouble getting started and is winless. Cruz-ing to Victory was done in by a drop in scoring from last week's 85.46 - 74.79 loss against Heavily-Armed Lemurs. On top of the loss, Cruz-ing to Victory got zero points from Kellen Winslow. Matt's Man-Spiders (2-1, 284.40 points) climbs into second place and Cruz-ing to Victory (0-3, 214.38 points) stays in the cellar.

Mindless Minions has easy time with One Man Wolfpack.

Mindless Minions (2-1) 91.75
One Man Wolfpack (1-2) 69.08


Mindless Minions got past One Man Wolfpack 91.75 - 69.08 led by LeSean McCoy who registered 28.80 points and Tony Romo who scored 21.20. With this win, Mindless Minions scored 3.0% more points than projected and has now beaten expectations every week this season. One Man Wolfpack, coming off a 107.21 - 97.61 win against Regulators, saw their scoring drop substantially this week. With Vernon Davis delivering zero points for Mindless Minions, the result might have been even worse. One Man Wolfpack (1-2, 238.71 points) drops to 14th place while Mindless Minions (2-1, 293.70 points) remains in fourth place.

New York Spiders rips apart Heavily-Armed Lemurs, who forgot there was a game... lulz

New York Spiders (2-1) 82.09
Heavily-Armed Lemurs (2-1) 35.64


New York Spiders picked up 32.22 points from the Cincinnati Bengals Defense and 17.00 from Matt Prater, stomping Heavily-Armed Lemurs 82.09 - 35.64. It was a legendary beating, and the 46.45-point margin of victory was the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. Heavily-Armed Lemurs suffered a huge drop in scoring from last week's 85.46 - 74.79 win against Cruz-ing to Victory. To make matters worse, Heavily-Armed Lemurs got goose eggs from both Hakeem Nicks and Kenny Britt. New York Spiders (2-1, 236.74 points) climbs into seventh place and Heavily-Armed Lemurs (2-1, 216.37 points) drops to ninth place.

Regulators get first win with a large coffee and a Donut.

Regulators (1-2) 100.39
Donut (1-2) 70.49


Regulators got past Donut 100.39 - 70.49 led by the Dallas Cowboys Defense who registered 30.32 points and Jordan Cameron who scored 21.30. Regulators has beaten expectations every week this season, putting up 24.3% more points than projected in this matchup. Donut was led by Joique Bell with 15.75 points and Giovani Bernard who scored 13.45. Regulators (1-2, 290.60 points) climbs into 10th place while Donut (1-2, 265.96 points) drops to 12th place.

Coastal Camel Toes Devastates Mauraders for first win of the year.

Coastal Camel Toes (1-2) 116.92
Mauraders (2-1) 70.73


Coastal Camel Toes put up the second-highest score of the week, dismantling Mauraders 116.92 - 70.73. Each side met their expectations, but Coastal Camel Toes scored 35.6% more points than projected (86.21) to earn the win. Mauraders suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 110.12 - 83.90 win against Donut. Adding insult to injury, Mauraders got zero points from Daryl Richardson. Coastal Camel Toes (1-2, 279.99 points) climbs into 11th place while Mauraders (2-1, 264.35 points) drops to fifth place.

Standings

** teams in bold are in playoff contention **

National Division

1. The Butterflies 2-1-0 (L-1)
3. W'sOrNothing 2-1-0 (W-2)
4. Mauraders 2-1-0 (W-1)
5. Mindless Minions 2-1-0 (L-1)

10. Regulators 1-2-0 (W-1)
11. Coastal Camel Toes 1-2-0 (W-1)
12. Donut 1-2-0 (L-2)
14. One Man Wolfpack 1-2-0 (L-1)

Timely Division

2. Matt's Man-Spiders 2-1-0 (W-1)
6. House Hush 2-1-0 (W-1)
7. New York Spiders 2-1-0 (W-2)
8. SF's Backstabbers 2-1-0 (W-2)

9. Heavily-Armed Lemurs 2-1-0 (L-1)
13. HawkPride 1-2-0 (L-1)
15. The Pickled Peppers 1-2-0 (L-2)
16. Cruz-ing to Victory 0-3-0 (L-3)


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