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Old 12-07-2013, 05:12 PM   #26
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Old 12-16-2013, 06:20 PM   #28
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Old 12-17-2013, 10:13 AM   #29
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Superman : "So..................................... Amazonian princess, or something?"

Batman : "That's what she says."

Superman : "Hmmm. Interesting. She wears that suit well."

Batman : "Yup."

* silence *

Superman : "Dat ass........"

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Old 12-20-2013, 01:13 PM   #30
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A repost, lol. "Superman's awesome! Now let's make him fight!"
"Yay. I finally got that Nolan guy off my back! Now I'm free!"

"Shoot!"

"I had NOTHING to do with it!"

"I'll save the sequel!"

"It's okay, Goyer, I'll preserve your better moments!"


"Done!"

"Not quite!"

"This is still my movie, right?"

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^It's like a trip through the mind of every MOS detractor but in a single post.

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Old 12-23-2013, 06:57 PM   #32
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Superman and Flash: "What are you doing here!?!"

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^^^ Love it!

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The math is wrong. Without the money inherited from his parents, Bruce wouldn't have the means to travel, which means he wouldn't have the means to learn every form of jujitsu and every other form of Karate' known to man. Everybody forgets that Bruce is who he because of his parents. Both witnessing their death and their Enterprise worth of wealth givin' to him.

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The math is wrong. Without the money inherited from his parents, Bruce wouldn't have the means to travel, which means he wouldn't have the means to learn every form of jujitsu and every other form of Karate' known to man. Everybody forgets that Bruce is who he because of his parents. Both witnessing their death and their Enterprise worth of wealth givin' to him.
He still would have desire, which means he could have stowed away on a ship to get to the orient and pursue his goal of leaning various martial arts. It's not far fetched. Clark Kent certainly had no money but was able to land a job on a fishing boat. Now, take away the death of his parents, and that would all go out the window.

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Bruce Wayne + Parents = Regular rich dousche bag.

Bruce Wayne - Parents = The God Damned Batman

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He still would have desire, which means he could have stowed away on a ship to get to the orient and pursue his goal of leaning various martial arts. It's not far fetched. Clark Kent certainly had no money but was able to land a job on a fishing boat. Now, take away the death of his parents, and that would all go out the window.
But does Clark, feeding off our yellow sun, need the means to eat, drink, deal with fatigue, shelter, etc, like Bruce would? It's arguable that he does not. So essentially, money and those certain types of intangibles don't pertain to him as they would Bruce.

Now, on the outset of things, the same things can be said about Clark in this graph. He hasn't honed his craft because of his extraordinary powers, but if he were to lose those powers, Clark can just as easily have the desire to learn the same exact things Bruce can, would he not? So keeping an open-mind about things, Clark could just as easily become just as good of a straight technical ass-kicker like Bruce and maybe even have an advantage of learning certain work ethics from being a farmboy on the good 'ol Kansas Kent Farm.

Something to think about but I know, I know. Bruce is the Goddamn Batman.

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But does Clark, feeding off our yellow sun, need the means to eat, drink, deal with fatigue, shelter, etc, like Bruce would? It's arguable that he does not. So essentially, money and those certain types of intangibles don't pertain to him as they would Bruce.
Speaking of Bruces, Dr. Banner certainly has survived as a nomadic vagrant so it is not unreasonable to see that happen (for crying out loud even Qui Chang Kane was able to at least get picked up by Shao-Lin monks with out any money). The point is moot.

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Now, on the outset of things, the same things can be said about Clark in this graph. He hasn't honed his craft because of his extraordinary powers, but if he were to lose those powers, Clark can just as easily have the desire to learn the same exact things Bruce can, would he not? So keeping an open-mind about things, Clark could just as easily become just as good of a straight technical ass-kicker like Bruce and maybe even have an advantage of learning certain work ethics from being a farmboy on the good 'ol Kansas Kent Farm.

Something to think about but I know, I know. Bruce is the Goddamn Batman.
To be honest with you, Superman without the sun would be this:



He still would not be human, but Kryptonian and probably a hell of a lot stronger than a normal Earthling because his physique was evolved from a harsher environment. Obviously the caption was just a joke to rib both Superman and (Marvel) Iron Man Fans.

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Bruce Wayne + Parents = Regular rich dousche bag.

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goyer: i decided that robin should go through a goth phase. just to make things even more dark and edgier.

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Clark:
"I want you to remember, Clark. In all the years to come, in all your silen.....lol...my hand at your throat lol...the one man that beat you"
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Ma "The final fight, take me through it."
Clark: "Well, I'm the best superhero in the game! When you try me with a sorry villain like Zod, that's the result you gonna get! Don't you ever talk about me!"
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Lol....Sherman Sherman, even Supes is playing u lol

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Bruce: Alright. Alfred, we need to start this negotiation with Luthor from a strong base. I need to get him intimidated in the first few seconds. If I'd don't succeed...option B.

(Nods)

Bruce: Lexy! How are you? By the way, have I mentioned that I've bought another 13% share in LexCorp since we started negotiating? Can you feel the heat, my friend?

Lex: Can you? I just finished buying up all remaining market shares of Wayne Enterprises. You trip up, and I'll transform this company into Justin Bieber fan club. By the way, your parents are still DEAD.

Bruce: ....Alfred.

ALFRED: Shut up, Alexander.

Lex: ...Okay...

Bruce Thinking: (How does he do that?)...( and why can't I?)

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Shoot. I can't get the images to work right now.

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There we go.

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