The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[why_so_serious?]

Since everybody enjoyed the last one I think it is time to introduce the new beginning of the Dark Knight Caption Thread!

Let us begin.

[Panthro]

AARON ECKHART: "Brandon Routh as Conan the Barbarian?! Oh yeah, that'll go over well with the Conan fan base!"


SWAT GUY #1: "I knew if we got Gordon to sit still in the diner long enough it would lure out the Batman!"


BATGIRL: "Miley Cyrus as me?! You've got to be kidding!"


JOKER: "What kind of a person are you?"
BATMAN: "I figure I'm pretty much just like you. Only successful."


BATGIRL: "Maybe this will encourage you to learn how to use a condom!"


BATMAN: "God damn it, this isn't my schtick! This is supposed to be either Superman's or Green Lantern's schtick! Stop trying to stick me with other people's schticks!"


ROBIN: "So any luck on getting me into the next movie?"
BATMAN: "Sorry old chum, but I'm afraid that the days of the dynamic duo kicking ass and taking names up on the big Silver Screen are over."
ROBIN: "Snap."


DENT: "But I wasn't hotlinking!"
BATMAN: "Yeah yeah, that's what they all say!"


HARVEY DENT: "I'm Harvey Dent, and I approve this new caption thread."

[protocida]

Are the threads going to be deleted too?

[protocida]

DENT: The crows ate my eyes, Batman! They ate it, I TELL YOU!

BATMAN: Goddam Martinis...

[venomvsspidey]

panthro, yours are hilarious!!

"i wasnt hotlinking", batman in space, and a classic kick to the nuts. LMFAO

[kedrell]

I'll just recap the last couple of posts I did:

And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous:


Joker: Hello, my name is The Joker, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact...I'm the president of that organization!


I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!


After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Desert Storm, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire...er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye..a month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.


And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.


Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact...at one of the meetings I met my wife - Megan Fox! Yes, I'm a changed man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

[kedrell]

Flass: "I think I have a super-hero stalker."
Batman: "I was in the neighborhood."
Flass: "You are amazing. Do I get to say thank you this time?"

[kedrell]

Robin: "My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my ding-a-ling..."


Batman: "This act is OVER!!"

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by protocida

DENT: The crows ate my eyes, Batman! They ate it, I TELL YOU!

BATMAN: Goddam Martinis...

Hehehe

I think they're only closing the really long threads, like 500+ pages.


RACHEL: "Katie Holmes? No, I don't know why people confusing me with her. I mean, do I look like the Stepford trophy wife of a controversial Hollywood star to you?"
DENT: "Not really."

[kedrell]

Yeah, they closed the Spidey Caption thread as well. I started a new one just above it in the same forum.

[protocida]

HARVEY: Nananananana... Batman! Nanananana... Batman!

BATMAN: Dammit, Harvey! You're in the middle of a campaign! How the hell did you got so drunk?

[protocida]

Classic images:

[venomvsspidey]

Originally Posted by kedrell

Flass: "I think I have a super-hero stalker."
Batman: "I was in the neighborhood."
Flass: "You are amazing. Do I get to say thank you this time?"

[kedrell]

Robin: "You look fine."
Batman: "I didn't ask."

[venomvsspidey]

Originally Posted by protocida

HARVEY: Nananananana... Batman! Nanananana... Batman!

BATMAN: Dammit, Harvey! You're in the middle of a campaign! How the hell did you got so drunk?

[why_so_serious?]

Batman: I ***** in your coffee. That's why its steaming more than it should.

[Fawfulhasfury]

Superman: So, Batman, I mean, who are you. Really?
Batman: I can't tell you that. You're asking for my secret identity. Are you nuts?
Superman: Oh, come on. I mean it's only fair; we're partners in crime. I think I deserve to know; I could watch your back in real life and stuff.
Batman: Oh, very well.
Superman:
Batman: WHAT?
Superman: Holy crap! You're Bruce Wayne? THE Bruce Wayne?
Batman: Wait...wait. Who did you think I was?
Superman: Harvey Dent! I mean you totally had me fooled. I was so sure, I didn't even bother to use my X-Ray vision on you.
Batman: Wait....if you thought you knew...why did you have me unmask?



Robert Downey Jr: *click* Surprise!

[Indrid Cold]

Heath:"But i want to keep the knife.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No!"
Heath:"But I'm still in Charact.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No Heath we are wrapping."
Heath:"well...I'm gonna keep it anyway...just in ca.."
Nolan & Oldman:"For the love of god, go HOME!"

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by Body by Joker

Heath:"But i want to keep the knife.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No!"
Heath:"But I'm still in Charact.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No Heath we are wrapping."
Heath:"well...I'm gonna keep it anyway...just in ca.."
Nolan & Oldman:"For the love of god, go HOME!"

Hehe, funny yet sad at the same time.

[Indrid Cold]

Ya know Panthro, you are right, it is kinda sad but funny.

[kedrell]

Robin: "I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich..."




Robin: "That...that's about it."


Batman: "You gotta do that from time to time or he'll just keep going on forever."

[Panthro]

Originally Posted by kedrell

Robin: "I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich..."




Robin: "That...that's about it."


Batman: "You gotta do that from time to time or he'll just keep going on forever."

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Wait, I've got it! I know how to rid Gotham of all the super-villains! We'll kill the first born male child of every super-villain household!"


BATMAN: "Hmm... Too Jewish."

[kedrell]

^

[shopaholic10]

Great movie!