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Old 01-20-2011, 07:45 AM   #1
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Figure it was time for one.



(CHORUS)

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

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Old 02-11-2011, 05:17 PM   #2
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Charles: "Well hello."
Girl: "Hello, I'm Plenty."
Erik: "But of course you are."
Girl: "Plent O'Toole."
Charles: "Named after your father, perhaps."

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Girl: So, you like what you see?

Erik: I don't know, do you have any other mutant powers?

Charles: Fingercuffs, perhaps?

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Charles: So, have you seen anything as crazy as this before?

Erik: Well now that you mention it, there was this one girl in Saigon....

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This picture will be a favorite here, I can sense this!

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Old 02-11-2011, 05:53 PM   #6
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The 60s.

When having a threesome with your best friend and sexy bug lady was know as "Thursday".

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This picture will be a favorite here, I can sense this!
Its tailor made for a caption thread.

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Old 02-11-2011, 06:07 PM   #8
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Erik: "I hope those don't come off as easily as the last one's did."
Charles: "Oh my."

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Charles: "Well if this doesn't out-Mac Tony Stark and his pole dancing flight attendants, I don't know what will."

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Charles: "Well if this doesn't out-Mac Tony Stark and his pole dancing flight attendants, I don't know what will."
That's not in continuity!

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WARNING PERIOD-BASED JOKE



Girl: Wait, you want to both be here at the same time instead of turns?

Erik/Charles: (Pause) Yes.

Girl: Okay, it's just I thought I was the only fairy in the room.


That is not my personal viewpoint just a play on stereotypes for the time.

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Old 03-07-2011, 07:00 PM   #12
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Charles: Eric the left one is clearly bigger than the right one.

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Old 03-15-2011, 03:15 PM   #13
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CHARLES:Please tell me that´s a sting!

ERIK: And why would that be better, exactly?

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Old 04-02-2011, 11:53 PM   #15
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All these captions are great.

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Aww, shame on me I guess.

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Aww, shame on me I guess.
You better believe it.

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I still can't believe it!


Believe what?


I remember when Spider-Man's costume was awesome and our's were the ones that sucked.

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^Caption threads, bad slash fanfic...you name it!

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Eric: "Is this really necessary Charles?"

Charles: "Oh shut up Eric, you might have some fun."

Stripper: "Its 50$ per song boys, what would you like?"

Charles: "50$ !! I don't think we'll pay anything."

Stripper: ......"I don't think you'll pay anything.".......

Eric: "Damn it Charles its going to be one of those nights I can already tell."




The next morning......................




Eric: "Its a fine situation you've gotten us into once again Charles"

Charles: "Oh shut it Eric. 5 shots of bourbon and you weren't complaining"

Eric: "Where the hell did those monkeys come from? And why the hell was there lipstick and duct tape on them.

Charles: "Those weren't the strippers???........**** I was drunk"

Eric:

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Eric: "Is this really necessary Charles?"

Charles: "Oh shut up Eric, you might have some fun."

Stripper: "Its 50$ per song boys, what would you like?"

Charles: "50$ !! I don't think we'll pay anything."

Stripper: ......"I don't think you'll pay anything.".......

Eric: "Damn it Charles its going to be one of those nights I can already tell."




The next morning......................




Eric: "Its a fine situation you've gotten us into once again Charles"

Charles: "Oh shut it Eric. 5 shots of bourbon and you weren't complaining"

Eric: "Where the hell did those monkeys come from? And why the hell was there lipstick and duct tape on them.

Charles: "Those weren't the strippers???........**** I was drunk"

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So... much... win

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"WHAT did you just call me?!"

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excellent stuff guys i can't stop laughing

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