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Old 06-02-2006, 01:03 PM   #26
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run Carmen, RUN!


actually I found the "I would make a good James Bond with my cherubic face." thing more believable than this but still, hilarious.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:03 PM   #27
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She's probably looking for a green card. Go for it.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:04 PM   #28
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She's probably looking for a green card. Go for it.
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Old 06-02-2006, 01:05 PM   #29
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it never ceases to amaze me the lack of common sense or experience....

Hooters girls are there for your dumb asses to spend money and make you think they like you.... it's a glorified gogo bar minus the dancing. If they can make you spend 100 dollars on chicken wings... they'll tell you you're cute... and if you give them a good tip they'll probably wink and call you sweetie.

I remember when I went to the hooters in LA last year.... the women in there were smoking but their charade didn't fool me. I've been down that road before.... besides I had a girl with me already.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:05 PM   #30
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No I did not sing a song to her. She is the one in the tanktop. I will tell you that she is a White Sox fan and I am a Cubs fan. I wonder why she asked me about being alone? The one in the polo is her sister Lettica.
So... when are you going to propose?

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:06 PM   #31
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So... when are you going to propose?
Yeah, follow her home and hide in her bushes, then jump out with the ring.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:07 PM   #32
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it never ceases to amaze me the lack of common sense or experience....

Hooters girls are there for your dumb asses to spend money and make you think they like you.... it's a glorified gogo bar minus the dancing. If they can make you spend 100 dollars on chicken wings... they'll tell you you're cute... and if you give them a good tip they'll probably wink and call you sweetie.

I remember when I went to the hooters in LA last year.... the women in there were smoking but their charade didn't fool me. I've been down that road before.... besides I had a girl with me already.
Whatever E. Tabitha at Bourbon Street loves me. Not just cause I hand her everything in my wallet when she shakes her ass for me. We have a connection.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:07 PM   #33
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Dude, she's a friggin' waitress. At Hooters. Who works for tips. Of course she's going to be really nice to you. She wants you to tip her well, not stalk her.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:08 PM   #34
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Whatever E. Tabitha at Bourbon Street loves me. Not just cause I hand her my wallet when she shakes her ass for me.
I think I know that tabitha... I had her lick chicken wing sause off my jeans.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:08 PM   #35
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Yeah, follow her home and hide in her bushes, then jump out with the ring.
Yeah, he could steal his parents car and drive to her house one night and park in her driveway and just watch... chicks dig that.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:08 PM   #36
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There are more attractive women in chicago than that waitress, dude.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:08 PM   #37
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Hmmm.... seems you are heading down the road to a restraining order

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:08 PM   #38
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Yeah, he could steal his parents car and drive to her house one night and park in her driveway and just watch... chicks dig that.
Yeah, chicks dig a Taurus.

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LOL.. I love this place.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:10 PM   #40
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I think I know that tabitha... I had her lick chicken wing sause off my jeans.
She's paying her way through medical school, I will have you know. Tells me this job is only temporary.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:10 PM   #41
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I think she's the least attractive Hooters girl I've ever seen.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:10 PM   #42
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There are more attractive women in chicago than that waitress, dude.
But he's from Nebraska.....the pickin's may not be good there.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:11 PM   #43
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She is pretty cute, though. I bet John Hinckley would try to off the Prez for her.

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Say nachos to her

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:11 PM   #45
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Anyone else see the Grim Reaper having lunch? Or am I going to die soon?

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But he's from Nebraska.....the pickin's may not be good there.
Not to mention looking like icabod crane with a bowl cut.

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:11 PM   #47
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it never ceases to amaze me the lack of common sense or experience....

Hooters girls are there for your dumb asses to spend money and make you think they like you.... it's a glorified gogo bar minus the dancing. If they can make you spend 100 dollars on chicken wings... they'll tell you you're cute... and if you give them a good tip they'll probably wink and call you sweetie.

I remember when I went to the hooters in LA last year.... the women in there were smoking but their charade didn't fool me. I've been down that road before.... besides I had a girl with me already.

Oh I go to Hooter's now and then, they do make nice burgers and even though the ladies flirt and give me a show I'm not one of those dummies that come back again and again to see them. My ex pretty much cured me of pretty girls hitting on me

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Old 06-02-2006, 01:11 PM   #48
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But he's from Nebraska.....the pickin's may not be good there.
Not true Lee. I was watching Dirty Farmer Daughters Volume 8 and the things they did in the barn.....

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But he's from Nebraska.....the pickin's may not be good there.
Maybe he shouldn't have left?

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Oh I go to Hooter's now and then, they do make nice burgers and even though the ladies flirt and give me a show I'm not one of those dummies that come back again and again to see them. My ex pretty much cured me of pretty girls hitting on me
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