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Old 06-02-2006, 02:13 PM   #51
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Old 06-02-2006, 02:13 PM   #52
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Old 06-02-2006, 02:14 PM   #53
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Oh I go to Hooter's now and then, they do make nice burgers and even though the ladies flirt and give me a show I'm not one of those dummies that come back again and again to see them. My ex pretty much cured me of pretty girls hitting on me
do you use lines like "hey I'm sooper cool cause I'm a Mod".. "wanna check out my scrap-book of Elisha pictures? ahyuh ahyuh"....

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:14 PM   #54
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it never ceases to amaze me the lack of common sense or experience....

Hooters girls are there for your dumb asses to spend money and make you think they like you.... it's a glorified gogo bar minus the dancing. If they can make you spend 100 dollars on chicken wings... they'll tell you you're cute... and if you give them a good tip they'll probably wink and call you sweetie.

Tell me about it, I once had a girl at Hooters let me urinate on her breasts just so I'd order dessert.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:15 PM   #55
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Huh . . .An attractive waitress at Hooter . . . .Who'da thunk that

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:15 PM   #56
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Nebraska has some nice looking farm girls... all that corn meal they grow up on gives them large breasts...

I've fornicated with a girl from Nebraska... I highly recommend them.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:15 PM   #57
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Not true Lee. I was watching Dirty Farmer Daughters Volume 8 and the things they did in the barn.....
I bet it was filmed in Idaho and not Nebraska....

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:15 PM   #58
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I think I know that tabitha... I had her lick chicken wing sause off my jeans.
Well, okay. But when she does it for Erz, there's, emotion behind it, man. It's special.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:16 PM   #59
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Tell me about it, I once had a girl at Hooters let me urinate on her breasts just so I'd order dessert.
I like your style of gratuity.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:16 PM   #60
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That's like 5,000 GB's of stuff.
Looks like I'm going to be needing a new RAID setup very soon, then.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:16 PM   #61
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Nebraska has some nice looking farm girls... all that corn meal they grow up on gives them large breasts...

I've fornicated with a girl from Nebraska... I highly recommend them.

did she make you use a corn husk? I hate it when they whip out the corn husk

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:16 PM   #62
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I bet it was filmed in Idaho and not Nebraska....
It was one of the states we really didn't use I think.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:16 PM   #63
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LOL
the "It was last March..." part is still cracking me up. Hahaha

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:17 PM   #64
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Tell me about it, I once had a girl at Hooters let me urinate on her breasts just so I'd order dessert.
Did she throw chocolate milk all over you after?

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:17 PM   #65
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LOL
the "It was last March..." part is still cracking me up. Hahaha
Ha ha ha... awesomeness is he.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:17 PM   #66
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Well, okay. But when she does it for Erz, there's, emotion behind it, man. It's special.
there was plenty of emotion after she was done.... I called her a ****ing yetti.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:17 PM   #67
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So what's the next installment in Ghostriders's Love Saga?

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:18 PM   #68
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there was plenty of emotion after she was done.... I called her a ****ing yetti.
Don't sully our love. It's pure and good.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:18 PM   #69
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did she make you use a corn husk? I hate it when they whip out the corn husk
I made her churn butter while we did it.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:18 PM   #70
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So what's the next installment in Ghostriders's Love Saga?
Wal-Mart girl who helped him carry his bags to his car.


...And take a picture.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:19 PM   #71
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the "It was last March..." part is still cracking me up. Hahaha
They don't call it MARCH MADNESS for nothing.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:19 PM   #72
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the "It was last March..." part is still cracking me up. Hahaha
We won't see the follow up post of "Well, I finally showed up at that Hooter's now that it's August and she didn't remember me, even when I showed her the picture of us. I can't believe she didn't remember our first date or me! I'm just going to have to go there every day and remind her how much she loves me! ".

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:19 PM   #73
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So what's the next installment in Ghostriders's Love Saga?
he meets a librarian at the library?

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:19 PM   #74
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So what's the next installment in Ghostriders's Love Saga?
Now that you guys have destroyed his self-esteem, he may never post again.

But it's his fault for thinking that the people of the Hype are caring individuals.

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Old 06-02-2006, 02:19 PM   #75
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there was plenty of emotion after she was done.... I called her a ****ing yetti.
Man, I need to get with another girl who digs being humiliated soon.
When you find one, never let her go.

I mean like, don't let her out of the basement.

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