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Old 12-04-2014, 01:38 AM   #101
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Old 12-04-2014, 10:20 AM   #102
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We need an Asylum cast and movie title for Terminator: Genisys.

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Old 12-04-2014, 10:25 AM   #103
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We need an Asylum cast and movie title for Terminator: Genisys.
Eliminator: Exo-dys

Lou Ferrigno as the Eliminator.

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Old 12-05-2014, 02:34 PM   #104
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Exterminator: Orygen

E-800: Dolph Lundgren
Mara Donner: Taryn Manning
Tom Donner: Anthony Michael Hall
Knile Geese: Jake Busey
E-1000: Mark Decascos
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Old 12-05-2014, 03:47 PM   #105
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You never fail at this Rowsdower!... hilarious as usual.

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Old 12-06-2014, 12:11 AM   #106
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You never fail at this Rowsdower!... hilarious as usual.
Thanks, bud! The Asylum really make it easy though, especially with the washed up actors they cast in their films. Sad to see Anthony Michael Hall and Darryl Hannah showing up in that crap.

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Old 12-06-2014, 10:32 AM   #107
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Exterminator: Orygen

E-800: Dolph Lundgren
Mara Donner: Taryn Manning
Tom Donner: Anthony Michael Hall
Knile Geese: Jake Busey
E-1000: Mark Decascos
Giles Tyson: Donald Faison
Orygen
The Asylum might make it easy, but you are really good at it, Rowsdower

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Old 12-06-2014, 11:15 AM   #108
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Haha, thanks gwynplaine!

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Old 12-06-2014, 06:14 PM   #109
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Imagine if Hercules was the first of a series of Greek Gods movies that have a big battle with actual titants like God of War size Titans

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Old 12-06-2014, 06:29 PM   #110
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I think the Asylum should start ripping off more "high-brow" films too

The Great Bucharest Motel

Monsieur Gaston: Tom Arnold
Jiro: Bobby Lee
Young Writer: Casper Van Dien
Old Writer: John Heard


Awol Woman

Dick Nunne: Luke Perry
"Astonishing Annie": Tara Reid
Besti Coolings: Andy Dick
Banner Dolt: LeVar Burton


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Old 12-06-2014, 08:15 PM   #111
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Wars in the Stars: The Aliens Awaken. Coming November 2015!

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Old 12-07-2014, 10:58 AM   #112
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The Great Bucharest Motel

Monsieur Gaston: Tom Arnold
Jiro: Bobby Lee
Young Writer: Casper Van Dien
Old Writer: John Heard


Awol Woman

Dick Nunne: Luke Perry
"Astonishing Annie": Tara Reid
Besti Coolings: Andy Dick
Banner Dolt: LeVar Burton
Yes! Hahaha.

Nightcreeper

Lucas Plume: Dustin Diamond
Gina Comina: Daryl Hannah
Moe Floater: Christopher Lambert
Dick: Aziz Ansari


Also, for those of you who enjoyed The Flash vs. Arrow this week and are looking forward to Batman v. Superman... you'll also want to check out HANSEL VS. GRETEL, coming soon from The Asylum.

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Old 12-07-2014, 11:33 AM   #113
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Retro rip-offs:

Eliminator 2: Last Judgment

Starring Lou Ferrigno as Eliminator

RoboDick - Half Man, Half Machine, All Dic...uh, Detective!

Casper Van Dien as RoboDick

The Mean Cadavers: Batallion of Blackness

Carrot Top as Nash Williams

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Yes! Hahaha.

Nightcreeper

Lucas Plume: Dustin Diamond
Gina Comina: Daryl Hannah
Moe Floater: Christopher Lambert
Dick: Aziz Ansari


Also, for those of you who enjoyed The Flash vs. Arrow this week and are looking forward to Batman v. Superman... you'll also want to check out HANSEL VS. GRETEL, coming soon from The Asylum.
Good one Aziz might still be a little too A list for the Asylum though. I suggest Ken Davitian, Borat's sidekick

Falconman

Regan Johnson: Joe Piscopo
Ike Shneider: Jason Mewes
Sammy: Shannon Elizabeth
Blake: Larry the Cable Guy


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Old 12-07-2014, 12:55 PM   #115
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Retro rip-offs:

Eliminator 2: Last Judgment

Starring Lou Ferrigno as Eliminator

RoboDick - Half Man, Half Machine, All Dic...uh, Detective!

Casper Van Dien as RoboDick

The Mean Cadavers: Batallion of Blackness

Carrot Top as Nash Williams
Good idea

A.L: The Alien Life

Smelliot: Angus T. Jones
Gritty: Honey Boo Boo
A.L: Alf


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Old 12-07-2014, 10:05 PM   #116
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Professor Bizarre

Professor Byron Bizarre: Criss Angel
Count Gordo: Hulk Hogan
Cleo: Amanda Bynes
The Archaic: Bai Ling

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Old 12-08-2014, 01:09 AM   #117
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Great stuff guys! LOL

Aquaticman

Aquaticman/Asher Surrey: Antonio Sabato, Jr.
Dark Stingray: Wesley Snipes
Lera: Alicia Witt
Ocean Bastard: Lorenzo Lamas
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Old 12-08-2014, 03:57 AM   #118
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King of the Bracelets: The Brotherhood of the Bracelet

KOTB: Two Castles

KOTB: Return of the Emperor


Billy Drago: Grandolph

Casper Van Dien: Toado

Dolph Lundgren: Paragon

Michael Jai White: Duplolas

Hulk Hogan: Suleiman

Mario Van Pebbles: Repton

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Falling Evil

Waldo Wyte/Eiceberg: Bob Saget
Jess Punkman: Ian Ziering
Skybar: Kate Gosselin
Tank: Michael Ironside
Sal Godman: Dane Cook


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Nice!

The Stalking Dead

Nick Rimes: Lochlyn Munro
Shawn Welsh: Dominic Purcell
Dori Rimes: Kristin Kreuk
Cal Rimes: Some terrible kid actor who will hopefully never appear in anything else
Len Wii: Rick Yune
Maddie Beene: Bridget Regan
Marshal Beene: Bruce Boxleitner
Gnarl Nixon: Eddie Furlong
Terrell: Alfonso Ribeiro
Caroline Pelennor: Daryl Hannah
Lechonne: Tatyana Ali
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Old 12-08-2014, 05:45 PM   #121
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Mutant Team: Apokolips

Sam Simmers/Eyeclops
Genie Brey
Cogan/Wolfereen
Frank Savoy/Beastie
Charlie Xander/Lecturer X
Ebert Lenser/Statico
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Old 12-08-2014, 05:50 PM   #122
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The Crow: Wicked Prayer. Starring Edward Furlong as the Cro...oh wait, it's real

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Old 12-08-2014, 06:40 PM   #123
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The Fryer

David Chokachi - O'Nutty
Charles S. Dutton - Blink
LeVar Burton - Lt. Maniels
Vivica A. Fox - Chemo
Carl Weathers - Lennix Freeman
Ethan Suplee - Burke
Kadeem Hardison - Weliss Curver
Jamie Kennedy - Periz
Debbie Gibson - Rhea Perlman
Tom Sizemore - Billy Rofls
Tony Todd - Elvin Buwerels
John Cena (in a fat suit) - Jason Seawoman
Jaleel White - Dubbles
Mario Van Peebles - Evan Bitesbell
Donald Faison - Jimmy Johns Bitesbell
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Slinger Fell
Michael Jai White - Homer Big
Dolph Lundgren - Sbarro Wondas
Chris Klein - Rick Robotka
Michael Madsen - Fred Robotka
Eric Roberts - The Guy from Greece
Matthew Lillard - Wiggy
Dee Wallace - Birdy Fussell
Richard Greico - Mayor Confetti

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SCEPTER

Agent 770/John Pond
Abst Styro Ballsfelt/Observehouseman
Mistor Sphinx
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This

Moneywise: Pauly Shore
Ricky: Ralph Garman
Everly: Jennifer Love Hewitt
Freddie: Chris Kattan
Stanislas: Daniel Baldwin
Ike: Charlie Murphy
Glen: Kevin Federline
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