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I sit down, everyone loves how clean I am 11 35.48%
I stand up and make a big nasty mess everywhere 20 64.52%
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Old 08-10-2012, 01:00 PM   #76
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I don't leave a leak while I'm standing or sitting... I whiz while I'm bent over playing Twister...

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Old 08-10-2012, 01:07 PM   #77
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If I'm already sitting on it, like most normal men I go ahead and push that sucker down and let it flow while crapping.

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Old 08-10-2012, 02:45 PM   #78
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If I'm already sitting on it, like most normal men I go ahead and push that sucker down and let it flow while crapping.
And who says men can't multitask?!

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Old 08-10-2012, 02:58 PM   #79
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Old 08-10-2012, 03:02 PM   #80
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If I'm already sitting on it, like most normal men I go ahead and push that sucker down and let it flow while crapping.

Well if your already sitting down it only makes sense to let it flow.

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:07 PM   #81
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True...

But don't you just hate it when you sit down... it dips in the water.

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Old 08-10-2012, 03:36 PM   #82
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True...

But don't you just hate it when you sit down... it dips in the water.

kinda brings new meaning to the term "stirring up those muddy waters"...

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Old 08-10-2012, 04:11 PM   #83
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True...

But don't you just hate it when you sit down... it dips in the water.
This reminds me of an old joke:

Two douches are going mountain-biking on a trail in the woods. They both decide to take a pee break, and go stand in front of a lake to relieve themselves.

The first douche wants to show off, so he says, "Dude, this water's cold."

The second douche answers, "And it's deep too."

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Old 08-10-2012, 05:39 PM   #84
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This reminds me of an old joke:

Two douches are going mountain-biking on a trail in the woods. They both decide to take a pee break, and go stand in front of a lake to relieve themselves.

The first douche wants to show off, so he says, "Dude, this water's cold."

The second douche answers, "And it's deep too."

think I heard this on an old Richard Pryor album...

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- standing up
- while in the shower
- while sitting in the toilet.

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- standing up
- while in the shower
- while sitting in the toilet.
sitting IN the toilet?...

that's nasty...

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Old 08-10-2012, 05:55 PM   #87
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sitting IN the toilet?...

that's nasty...
there's a harry potter joke in there somewhere.

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Standing.

I don't understand a guy sitting down just to pee.

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Standing up.

If I sat in the swimming pool, I'd drown.

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THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER

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Old 08-15-2012, 11:38 AM   #93
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Standing.

I don't understand a guy sitting down just to pee.
if you're a guy and you sit just to pee and you don't have any medical or physical problem, then you're a girly-man p***y...

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