Invited to climb K2 but have no real training

[Piper Maru]

I'm surprised there isn't a movie about braincrusher's larger than life and times leading up to his epic climbing of K2. Starring Richard Gere as braincrusher, and Rip Torn as C.Lee.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Really? I thought he'd be Brad Pitt with a terrible Austrian accent ala 'Seven Years in Tibet.' C Lee would be played by K2.

[Piper Maru]

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

I'm putting together a Superhero Hype expedition up K2. Who's in?

Sign me up! When do we leave?

Originally Posted by JJJ's Ulcer

Really? I thought he'd be Brad Pitt with a terrible Austrian accent ala 'Seven Years in Tibet.' C Lee would be played by K2.

lol, that works just as well.

[Parker Wayne]

I'm in for the Hype expedition!

[Piper Maru]

Well I made a braincrusher compendium thread recently, it was filled with lots of great stuff and some startling revelations, and than the hype phantom vanished it. That's why I fear for the hype expedition, I fear that the tragedy will strike and the people on that great journey will promptly vanish as well. With NO EXPLANATION either.

[Parker Wayne]

The last I heard he was still dragging that electic heater up K2 while sleeping in the carcass of a shark to keep warm.

[Immortalfire]

The other day, while mowing the lawn at 7am and eating Chicken & Waffle chips, I saw some sharks flying overhead with jetpacks.

We're doomed!

[Parker Wayne]

Fire', you know what we have to do.

We have to go to up K2 to stop braincrusher's diabolical plan. We're the only ones qualified enough to take a man like braincrusher down.

[Coca Cola Duracell Franklin.]

You are already dead.

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

The other day, while mowing the lawn at 7am and eating Chicken & Waffle chips, I saw some sharks flying overhead with jetpacks.

We're doomed!

Luck you. I saw some great whites with electric heaters surgically implanted onto their fins; the sharks had harnessed the electricity in the heaters and the action potentials of their neurons to "will" the arcing electricity to take the shape of lawnmower blades.

[TheDreamMaster]

I need to repost my picture I drew. It needs to be seen in all these threads.

[KalMart]

Recent news is that K2 is being demolished because too many people have died trying to climb it. Universal studios, however, has decided to finish the construction of their K2 ride attraction as they feel the real mountain's demise will add more reverence to the experience. Justin Beiber is currently compleeing two songs for the ride's soundtrack.

[Piper Maru]

However, demolition has been delayed because braincrusher is at the top of the mountain throwing boulders down at the demolition crew. Updates to follow shortly.

[Immortalfire]

Originally Posted by Mr. Wooden Alligator

Luck you. I saw some great whites with electric heaters surgically implanted onto their fins; the sharks had harnessed the electricity in the heaters and the action potentials of their neurons to "will" the arcing electricity to take the shape of lawnmower blades.

It's the end of all things.

[Piper Maru]

At first braincrusher was afraid of the sharks, but he made them see things his way.