Slipalong's Double Entendre and Sexual Innuendo Thread!!!

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:41 PM

Does exactly what it says on the tin!!

Every post must be a double entendre or contain sexual innuendo!!

It might seem difficult but I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who like things hard!!!

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:42 PM

LMAO... I'm trying to "get up" for this thread... but without da ladies... it's hard to do.

Emilio's Mom · 03-05-2004, 11:44 PM

I think this has already been done before, seems familiar.

Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet when it's hot.

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:44 PM

It's not quite as exciting without the ladies is it??

Things don't get quite as heated!!

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I think this has already been done before, seems familiar. Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet.

I've heard a "sneeze" is sufficient to get you "wet"

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I think this has already been done before, seems familiar. Reminds me of how I love spring rainstorms or whatever gets me wet.

I love it in the wet!! Much better than all dry and parched...

Emilio's Mom · 03-05-2004, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by TheSlag
I've heard a "sneeze" is sufficient to get you "wet"

It is really, especially a forceful one.

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:46 PM

But is that just the one? Or do you prefer several, one after the other????

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
It is really, especially a forceful one.

LMAO....

Daisy · 03-05-2004, 11:46 PM

What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
It is really, especially a forceful one.

Never heard you mention "sex" and "forced" in the same sentence before...

The Incredible Hulk · 03-05-2004, 11:48 PM

I like to let it all out and give it my all when it's hot out...WTF?

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daisy
What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?

We're talkin "Slipper" here... so... umm...errr.. that would be a "no"... or so I hear.

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daisy
What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big?

With enough coaxing and encouragement, most things will grow beyond your wildest expectations...

Emilio's Mom · 03-05-2004, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slipalong
But is that just the one? Or do you prefer several, one after the other????

I like repetition but I'm also willing to learn new things.

Emilio's Mom · 03-05-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSlag
Never heard you mention "sex" and "forced" in the same sentence before...

Yea well, maybe I just need to be "whipped" into shape.

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSlag
We're talkin "Slipper" here... so... umm...errr.. that would be a "no"... or so I hear.

Well, it is cold here in the UK, but I like to work with the rhythm of things in the face...

...of adversity.

Daisy · 03-05-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slipalong
With enough coaxing and encouragement, most things will grow beyond your wildest expectations...

You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
I like repetition but I'm also willing to learn new things.

It's definitely an advantage to retain an open...

mind

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Emilio's Mom
Yea well, maybe I just need to be "whipped" into shape.

Yeppp... I hear you're a "cream" puff when it comes to being "whipped"

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daisy
You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...

*KLUNK* :faints:

Daisy · 03-05-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Incredible Hulk
I like to let it all out and give it my all when it's hot out...WTF?

What about when you've got a roaring fire going inside though?

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:52 PM

You have to careful though. You don't want things spilling over to soon!

TheSlag · 03-05-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slipalong
It's definitely an advantage to retain an open...

mind

I always say... "Mind over Matter"... especially when it's *looks down at Slipper*... *small matters*

LMAO

slipalong · 03-05-2004, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daisy
You know that say coaxing and encouragement helps make flowers bloom...

It's important to take time and admire the petals...

03-05-2004, 11:41 PM	#1
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slipalong Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sittin' on the dock of the bay.... Posts: 4,471	It's not quite as exciting without the ladies is it?? Things don't get quite as heated!! __________________ I'm so unlucky when I'm reincarnated I'll probably come back as me. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Slipalong's Myspace profile!! AVATAR BY JOSEPH_FREEFALL (GOD BLESS THAT MAN AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HIM!!!)

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slipalong Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sittin' on the dock of the bay.... Posts: 4,471	But is that just the one? Or do you prefer several, one after the other???? __________________ I'm so unlucky when I'm reincarnated I'll probably come back as me. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Slipalong's Myspace profile!! AVATAR BY JOSEPH_FREEFALL (GOD BLESS THAT MAN AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HIM!!!)

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Daisy Gone Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 18,167	What an enticing thread... I wonder if it'll get really big? __________________ Welcome to the Children's National Beer Garden.

03-05-2004, 11:42 PM	#2
TheSlag Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 43,840	LMAO... I'm trying to "get up" for this thread... but without da ladies... it's hard to do.

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The Incredible Hulk O AN I SEXY! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In a cave with a box of scraps! Posts: 29,564	I like to let it all out and give it my all when it's hot out...WTF? __________________ Superheroes: Serious Business!

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slipalong Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sittin' on the dock of the bay.... Posts: 4,471	You have to careful though. You don't want things spilling over to soon! __________________ I'm so unlucky when I'm reincarnated I'll probably come back as me. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Slipalong's Myspace profile!! AVATAR BY JOSEPH_FREEFALL (GOD BLESS THAT MAN AND ALL WHO SAIL IN HIM!!!)

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