Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead)

[The Hero]

Originally posted by smeagol4prez
Well there's not really an easy way to say it, so i'll just straight out say it......I just got cyber gangbanged, and I enjoyed it very much.....

Originally posted by Drakon
Did they rub you down with lotion? Or was it a Jiffy-Lube?

Originally posted by smeagol4prez
No, they didn't let me. First it was just two dudes, and then another dude jumped in, and than another and than I realized I was surrounded by penis's, of course I tried to get away but they were too strong for my fragile little body, so I just took it like a man.....

Of course this was all done over the internet...but still....now i get to go out and buy a shirt that says "I got gangbanged"

[Corinthian™]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
I'm giving 1 star ratings to every thread on the front page except this one

hahahahha it's stealth spam

somebody knows your moves mang

[Lackey]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Retract that invitation right now Lackey

we need somebody to replace Alf... may he rest in peace

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by Corinthian
somebody knows your moves mang

Speaking of which, we need to Tivo up that mang thread

[CantThinkOfAName]

Originally posted by Lackey
we need somebody to replace Alf... may he rest in peace

i told you that you went into deep. Now he's been bleeding for weeks and will be out of commision for months. Who's gonna lick peanut butter off my balls now?

[Corinthian™]

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
i told you that you went into deep. Now he's been bleeding for weeks and will be out of commision for months. Who's gonna lick peanut butter off my balls now?

mmm... peanut butter

[CantThinkOfAName]

and my balls taste like chocolate

[Corinthian™]

mmm... cho....

...

waitaminute!!!

I'm not gonne be lured into your trap

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by Lackey
we need somebody to replace Alf... may he rest in peace

what?

oh crap now the essence of your worthlessness is tivo'd

[Jakesteraholic]

Originally posted by Corinthian
mmm... cho....

...

waitaminute!!!

I'm not gonne be lured into your trap

Haha that's funny.

Tivo funny.

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Haha that's funny.

Tivo funny.

my littul brother got Instant Tivoed

that's great... he makes me feel so proud of the big ole thub'o lard

[Jakesteraholic]

you aren't proud already? I mean he has a pretty big dick.

[PLAS]

Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
you aren't proud already? I mean he has a pretty big dick.

I've seen bigger

[Kipobe]

I haven't... and I look through Alf's window each night while he has nocturnal dreams.

[Kipobe]

How is this not tivoed yet? It's an instant classic!

[Al Frocks]

Originally posted by Lackey
we need somebody to replace Alf... may he rest in peace

what?

[Al Frocks]

Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
i told you that you went into deep. Now he's been bleeding for weeks and will be out of commision for months. Who's gonna lick peanut butter off my balls now?

whatwhat?

[Al Frocks]

Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
I haven't... and I look through Alf's window each night while he has nocturnal dreams.

liar, luzr, shut up

[Kipobe]

So, your thing is small?

[Al Frocks]

so your face is gay?

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by dmcnx
**** you you ****ing dicknose.


P.S. You love the cock dont you

This made me laugh!

[Kipobe]

Originally posted by Al Frocks
so your face is gay?

Well, I use my face for pussy-eating, so, I'd have so say "no"...

Now... answer my question Fsucker!

[The Hero]

Originally posted by Bakerboy
Yesterday, i was watching the lord of the rings: the return of the king in the cinema( a very good movie and very faithfull to the origin source, with good performances and a good script, all the oppositte to the man spider movies) and the people was watching the trailer of man spider 2, they laughed their asses with the scene in the cafeteria and mary jane and peter lines. I was thinking in what the man spider gang would do seeing their precious movie being laughed . I really think that kirsten dunst should stop on doing those man spider movies, because normallly, she is a good actress, but in those movies she is terrible, with very bad performances and stupid and laughables lines. Once again, a proof that man spider 2 will suck as the first movie or even more.

Originally posted by Irony-Man
...as I was saying, I was in court the other day arguing a pretty straightforward case I like to call "The Case of the Not-So-Hot Tub" when I felt myself slipping into the argument patterns of Bakerboy and Mr. Parker (..."you can't have one without the oooooooottttttthhhhhher"...). "Your honour" says me, "the proof is that my client thinks that the hot tub doesn't get hot enough, therefor it is not a hot tub but is instead a 'Tub-Hot'." and I actually made those little quotations in the air with my fingers. "And as a 'Tub Hot' it is a total betrayal to its source. The dealer would like to have you believe that he can slap the name 'Hot Tub' on any tub full of lukewarm water and it is a 'Hot Tub'. He has brainwashed others into accepting his 'Tub Hot'. However, my client is a true loyal 'Hot Tub' fan and will not accept this phony neutered version of a 'Tub Hot' as a hot tub. And in fact because it doesn't get hot enough for my client that is the proof that it is not a Hot Tub but is in fact a "Tub Hot" and is in fact proof of the evilness of the 'Tub Hot' and a betrayal of all true hot tub fans and even though the other lawyers can only insult me and call me names they show their unlogic because they cannot actually respond to my arguments with any of their own! And when I went out the other day I asked people how hot a Hot Tub should be and they all agreed with me and were laughing at how hot the 'Tub Hot' got and agreed that it was really only a 'Tub Hot' and not a Hot Tub."

Well by this point I was spitting and shouting and really making my point when the bailiff hit me with his stun gun and I blacked out, but I wan't really stunned so it was more of a "Gun Stun" than a Stun Gun...gurgle, gurgle help me please help me...

Greatest.Comeback.Ever.

Originally posted by TheCorpulent1
X is gonna slap you with his Man-Thing if you don't stop making fun of him.

Originally posted by WeeZiTe
Me and Corp have scars to prove it.

Originally posted by Toven
I love the feeling of just craping myself.It satisfies me.

Originally posted by Mr.Sinister
Don't you hate it when your masturbating,and your sister walks in the second you come?

Originally posted by Blight
dood, so I was chilling on the porch one night and this alien landed in my front yard and he was like dood give me some food and I was like dood I don't have any but 7-11 does and the alien was like ok dood thanks and then left and then a little later I put on a sweater and it got hot and I fell asleep.

Odd when taken out of context.

[masteryoda]

Originally posted by Corinthian
I don't know why sodomy is fun... I like to do it.. but not reciving...

I'm a bad person, ain't I?

Do you at least give a reach around? Because if you don't then you are a bad person. A reach around is just a common courtesy.

[Jakesteraholic]

You guys, quit quoting and replying to this thread, because you're tivoing the useless drivel that you all constantly spew