Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) - Page 14

The Hero · 07-31-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by The Hero
Spidey Freak,E.Bison of all people called you out on bad taste.Thats gotta be rock bottom.

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Originally posted by Max Shrek

Now me and the Joker were once roommates. Now, one day we decided to live in Scottland for a month. Pretty fun, except for one thing.

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Me and Joker were on a row-boat out on Lock Ness. Then, we heard some rumbling, and BOOM! The Lock Ness Monster jumped out of the water! Then, he bent over and you know what he said? "I want... three fitty." $3.50. That's right. So I tell him NO WAY!, and we row to shore.
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But that wasn't enough. When we got back to the States, he came with us. We've had to face him many times.

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Let me tell you a story about me and Joker. We were at home, and we answer the door. It's this cute little girl scout selling cookies. She had all kinds of 'em, but we chose Thin Mints. Joker then asks her how much it is. And you know what she said? Three fitty. Then we noticed she was 8 stories tall, and a Crustaian from pre-historic times. It was that goddamn Lock Ness Monster wanting three fitty again. So I shut the door, and tell him we're not giving him three fitty.
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Let me tell you a story about incurock. Me and Joker saw incurock run up to us. He said he loved us. We got supicious, and asked what does he want. You know what he said? Three fitty. That's right. Three fitty. We asked him why, and he said because his friend, Wormy the Giant Worm needs it. So me and Joker go to his house, and is his room, and you know who's in there? THE GODDAMN LOCK NESS MONSTER! So he kickced him out, and said, "WE'RE NOT GIVING YOU NO GODDAMN THREE FITTY!"
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Another time Spawn told us he was gonna visit us. He came over, and he said that he was broke, and that he needs money for food. He asks how much, and ya' know what he says? Three fitty. Then we noticed, that he was an eight story tall Crustaian from pre-historic times in a bad Spawn halloween costume. IT WAS THE GODDAMN LOCK NESS MONSTER AGAIN! We told him, and he said "Well, how about two fitty?" LIKE SOME GODDAMN HECKLER! So we kicked him out and told him never to come back and not to give him no goddamn three fitty! But stupid Joker gave him a dollar, so he keeps coming back assumes he'll get more.
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We have tons of more stories.

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Originally posted by The Hero
Take your medication.Please.

Abaddon · 07-31-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by masteryoda
The point of this thread is to laugh at you.

You mean,with me.

Al Frocks · 07-31-2004, 04:07 PM

stop posting in this thread

Abaddon · 07-31-2004, 04:09 PM

**** off,AlF!

You used to be cool.

masteryoda · 08-01-2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by X-Chick03
Well, I am in the top 75 and joined in '03. :up

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
So you're a spamming whore.

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Originally posted by X-Chick03
Actually I don't spam that much. I'm just better than you.

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
No, you spam. You're averaging over 12,000 posts a year. 13K by the time September rolls around. You're posting too much. Go do whatever girls do in real life...I don't know, get a guy to mess with your uterus or something.

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Originally posted by X-Chick03
No, I don't spam, I just post a lot. Having a high post count doesn't automatically equal spam. :

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Originally posted by BrodieBruce
M Penis loves my post count

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Originally posted by masteryoda
My penis loves Kraft Dinner.

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
13K a year does. Maybe you should change your name to Spam-Chick03. Or X-Spam03. Hahaha:mad

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Originally posted by BrodieBruce
You're penis is probably fat.

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
He sperms on his macaroni instead of using the cheese packet.

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Originally posted by X-Chick03
That was so lame it was almost painful to read it.

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
You should know about lame posts, seeing as you have over 12 thousand of them

Spam-Chick03

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Originally posted by masteryoda
Ah look at jakester hand the smackdown on the spammers ass. It makes me proud to be his father. o

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Daddy cuts holes in my jeans so he can give me inside spankings.

masteryoda · 08-01-2004, 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
hey I made dmcnx's sig. It's like an unimportant hall of fame

masteryoda · 08-01-2004, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by Elektra_Fan_13
i dont wanna c them passionately kiss itll make parents mad ill still be able to c it but some of my friends wont i thikn jen is supposed to be knocked out though during the kiss

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Originally posted by Darth Elektra
your right bro! This is stupid to put in the movie! why...this is the worst thing to happen!!! this is the time we need to stand up and say Gay mariage is WRONG!!!I dont wont to go to the movies and right behind me is a gay!

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Originally posted by Darth Elektra
plus i dont wont to gay people standing behind me getting ready to buy a ticket!

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Originally posted by Darth Elektra
ok,just because i say Gay marriage is wrong then im immature? whats up with that! and to say im not nice,because i say its wrong? you guys were going to have disaggreements!

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Originally posted by Elektra269
Yo your discrimanating against gay people.

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Originally posted by Darth Elektra
that my belief!

And this is why I smoke the weed...

The Amazing Lee · 08-01-2004, 06:52 AM

bye xxx

X-Chick · 08-01-2004, 07:30 AM

Damn, I got quoted.

X-Chick · 08-01-2004, 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by Killa Pooh Bear
Amazing dialogue.

One of the greatest.

masteryoda · 08-01-2004, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
i told my shopowner to put it in my box

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Originally posted by masteryoda
Funny, your mom said the same thing to me last night.

Jakesteraholic · 08-01-2004, 01:40 PM

bwahahahaha CTOAN got mastery0wn3da

Oh how much lower can I stoop, when I'm already down to the level of owned puns.

CantThinkOfAName · 08-01-2004, 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by The Joker
he needs to do 4 things...

1. learn how to draw faces without the nose, mouth, and eyes all being blocks, squares, or rectangles

2. learn how to draw things so it looks like it's actually in 3 dimensions, instead of flatter than the world was once thought to be

3. get a new inker

4. get a new colorist

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Originally posted by CantThinkOfAName
you forgot #5. **** you in the face

Jakesteraholic · 08-01-2004, 03:58 PM

Haha check out EML's sexuality getting taken to school

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What do you call 24 virgins in one room?

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

SuperHeroHype!

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Originally posted by !~INSANITY~!
No, it's more like

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

Any message board

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Originally posted by USMC
No, it's more like

Spoiler!!! Click to Read!:

EML's posse

.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You are right. I keep 24 virgin girls with me at all times. Once I bang one, she leaves and is replaced by another virgin.

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Originally posted by USMC
I said posse, not pussy.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Posses cannot consist of women?

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Originally posted by USMC
Not yours.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
We can't all be like you and surround ourselves with men.

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Originally posted by USMC
But dare to dream, right Ian?

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
No, I do not dream about surrounding myself with men. We can't all be in the Marines

And, I hope I am misunderstanding your comment regarding Sir Ian McKellen.

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Originally posted by USMC

That's true, thank God.

And, I hope I am misunderstanding your comment regarding Sir Ian McKellen.

You didn't. Ian.

Jakesteraholic · 08-01-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
What's the matter, USMC? You don't want me to join the Marines? Afraid your boyfriend might leave you?

And I don't see your point. Ian McKellen is gay. So what?

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Originally posted by USMC

What's the matter, USMC? You don't want me to join the Marines? Afraid your boyfriend might leave you?

I don't have a Marine boyfriend... And why in the world would I be afraid of you? You're inconsequential.

And I don't see your point. Ian McKellen is gay. So what?

Why are you so defensive, Ian?

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
We all know you love the cock. It's okay.

I'm not defensive. I am just wondering what an actor's sexuality has to do with this.

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Originally posted by kritic
I think you need to shut up because you suck and are stupid.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
You don't really think at all.

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Originally posted by kritic
You're right. I KNOW.

I KNOW you need to shut up, because you are a loser, and this is like a gay popularity contest on how cool you are in real life.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
And know that nothing you just said really matters.

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Originally posted by kritic
You act like anything you say does, HA.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Because it does.

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Originally posted by kritic
No.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
Yes, it does. And I am afraid that no matter how hard you try, nothing will ever change that.

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Originally posted by kritic
No.

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Originally posted by Erik Magnus Lehnsherr
If it must decline to this, then...

Yes.

Man he was really cool. I can see why so many people like him.

And those insults! Wow-ee!

I love how he took everything so personally. You can tell it actually affected him in real life.

Corinthian™ · 08-01-2004, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by masteryoda

X-Chick:

Jakesteraholic · 08-01-2004, 04:40 PM

i thought Lackey posted that one

Corinthian™ · 08-01-2004, 04:40 PM

nope

Corinthian™ · 08-01-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
And told us that we're all a bunch of retards for believing in religions and in superstitions, and they also told us that there are no supreme beings watching over us and that there is no such thing as the supernatural.

And then they offered the governments of the world their infinitely superior science and technology, the kind of stuff that would very rapidly solve all of our problems and turn the Earth into a paradise of perfection, only on the condition that we grow the f*** up and abandon our childish beliefs in the divine and the spiritual.

How would you personally react? And how do you think the rest of the human race would react?

I would call them "demons" and "heathens", and get a bunch of my pious god-fearing friends to help me drive them out with torches and pitchforks! I'd throw a holy water soaked Bible (King James version, for extra effectiveness) at their leader, and chant Psalms outside of their satanic devil-ships!

And then ti turns good...

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Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
Or I could just make sweet, sweet love to those aliens and their crazy green tentacles, although I would need two gallons of lube and four rubbers to do it.

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Originally posted by dmcnx
Four Rubbers and a sock

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Originally posted by TheSumOfGod
Four rubbers, a sock, and a pair of pliers (them aliens sure are kinky).

CantThinkOfAName · 08-01-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Jakesteraholic
Man he was really cool. I can see why so many people like him. And those insults! Wow-ee! I love how he took everything so personally. You can tell it actually affected him in real life.

What i find funny is that he was making gay jokes about USMC, but then got all defensive when he though ian mckellen was being called gay. Looks like someone's a closet pedophile lover

Jakesteraholic · 08-01-2004, 05:37 PM

So to recap: EML takes USMC's username and connects it with homosexuality, so when USMC takes EML's username and connects it with homosexuality, EML does the obvious thing and scolds him for it.

That's super-logic, EML! Way to go buddy!

Corinthian™ · 08-01-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by logansoldcigar
I was 75. In my day, you had to court a girl.
then you had to ask her Father for her hand.

after a 15 yr courtship, you might get to kiss her. no tongues mind.filthy french elaborations. Once you had married the lady in question, sex was not allowed unless you decided to have children. then it was only for procreational purposes.

no wonder we kept havin world wars. we were frustrated.

Brodie Bruce · 08-01-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by masteryoda
That Brodie bit was brillant.

Corinthian™ · 08-01-2004, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by BrodieBruce

you reminded me of Al Frocks.

Brodie Bruce · 08-01-2004, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Corinthian
you reminded me of Al Frocks.

That was my alf impression.

EDIT; No wait

:redeyes

confused:

08-01-2004, 06:52 AM	#333
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08-01-2004, 07:30 AM	#334
X-Chick Super. Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 16,867	Damn, I got quoted. __________________ It's a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful.

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07-31-2004, 04:07 PM	#328
Al Frocks Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: hjhbibi lndfbjsdvnbdsvsnb Posts: 999	stop posting in this thread

07-31-2004, 04:09 PM	#329
Abaddon Watching Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Riding an elephant in a snake Posts: 38,941	**** off,AlF! You used to be cool.

08-01-2004, 01:40 PM	#337
Jakesteraholic Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Shmocation Posts: 10,668	bwahahahaha CTOAN got mastery0wn3da Oh how much lower can I stoop, when I'm already down to the level of owned puns.

08-01-2004, 04:40 PM	#342
Jakesteraholic Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Shmocation Posts: 10,668	i thought Lackey posted that one

08-01-2004, 05:37 PM	#346
Jakesteraholic Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Shmocation Posts: 10,668	So to recap: EML takes USMC's username and connects it with homosexuality, so when USMC takes EML's username and connects it with homosexuality, EML does the obvious thing and scolds him for it. That's super-logic, EML! Way to go buddy!