Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) - Page 22

Lackey · 05-20-2005, 08:06 PM

you guys make me soooo horny

kypade · 05-22-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lackey

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roman plural penis post

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this was hilarious...like, really, really, funny stuff

mist this one too:

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Originally Posted by CantThinkOfAName

Thanks for the assist, sis

haha, l laughed

Knightsaber Priss · 05-22-2005, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Corinthian™

Originally posted by Godzilla
You are all invited to a Superhero Hype wedding.

Groom-Godzilla
Bride-Godzilla2000
Minister-Blight
Best man-Amazing Spider-Man
Maid of Honor-Dew
Ring bearer-SIG
Bride's Maids-GunBlade, Ditto, Webmistress
Flower Girl-Rogue
Usher-Spider-Fett
Guests-Everyone at the Hype!

(Godzilla is getting ready for his big day, his wedding to Godzilla2000. He is tying his bowtie when Spider-Fett, SIG, Blight, and Amazing Spider-Man walk in)

Spider-Fett: The minister arrived.

Godzilla: Well, where is he.

Spider-Fett: I sorta threw him out.

Godzilla: You WHAT?

Spider-Fett: Well, he was asking for an alter boy until the wedding started.

Godzilla: Ew.

Amazing Spider-Man: It's OK, G! Blight here is a minister too!

Blight: Sure am. Signed up over the internet a year ago.

Godzilla: Well, as long as we have a minister, even if it is Blight...

Blight:

Godzilla: ...We should be fine. SIG, you got the rings?

SIG: Yeah. Parked them right next to the building. LucidParody is watching over them.

Amazing Spider-Man: Wait...you trusted Lucid?

SIG: Yeah I...oh *****! (runs to the window) Lucid! Bring those back!

(Meanwhile in Godzilla2000's room, Godzilla2000 is trying on her wedding dress with Dew, GunBlade, Ditto, and Webmistress.)

Dew: I can't believe it.

Godzilla2000: What? A wedding at the Hype?

Dew: Well, that and the fact that even a giant lizard gets married before me.

Ditto: Cheer up Dew. Your day will come.

Dew: That's what my dad said...15 years ago.

(Malice walks in)

Malice: You gals ready? We're about to start.

GunBlade: We're coming.

(at the alter, the wedding is about to start. Godzilla is standing next to Blight who is on top of a very tall building preparing to start, the Bride's Maids and the Rogue the flower girl walk down the path. Rogue is dropping flower pedals and when she is halfway down, she throws the basket at ImmortalFire)

ImmortalFire: Ow! WTF?

Rogue: Bullseye!

(Rogue runs like hell. Bride music starts playing, the ground shakes as Godzilla2000 marches down the path. She is holding Mirko in her hand, for Mirko is giving the bride away. She approaches the minister and lets Mirko go. Mirko walks to the side and pinches Webmistress' butt. Webmistress slaps him)

Blight: Dearly beloved, we are gathered her...I can't do this under these cicumstances!

Everyone: What?

Blight: Ya heard me!

(Masteryoda runs up to the building Blight is standing on)

Masteryoda: Hey Blight! (he pulls out a bottle of alcohol throws it super high to the top of the building)

Blight: Thanks! (he chugs it down) OK, I'm ready now. Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to join these...um...gaint mutated superlizards in holy matrimony...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnd...( skips a few pages) Do you, Godzilla, take whatsherface here...

Godzilla2000: It's Godzilla2000.

Blight: Who? Him?

Godzilla2000: No. Me.

Blight: Oh. Do you, Godzilla, take Godzilla2000 to have, hold, and all that crap until death do you part?

Godzilla: I do.

Blight: Same to you, names reversed.

Godzilla2000: I do.

Blight: If anyone has something to b*tch about these two, say it now or shut the hell up.

Mindworm: Yeah! I do! Weddings are for people you morons! These two can't get married!

(Spider-Fett shoots himn with his gun)

Spider-Fett: I've been wanting to do that for a long time.

Blight: OK, anything else?

The Batman: Yeah! Why the hell did you pick Amazing Spider-Man to be your best man instead of me?

Godzilla: Well, he's cool and I don't really like you.

The Batman: Oh yeah, that's more proof that you guys kiss Spider-Man's ass.

Spider-Fett: Should I?

Amazing Spider-Man: No, let me. (Amazing Spider-Man and The Batman get into a huge fight and of course Amazing Spider-Man wins) OK, time to find out who you really are. (Amazing Spider-Man takes off The Batman's mask to relveal a 6 year old kid) I knew it.

The Batman: I know I look young but I'm really 30. I just age slow. And I'm a teacher. Let's not forget teacher.

Godzilla: Yeah, I'm sure you go to school, just not to teach. Fett, throw him out.

(Spider-Fett takes The Batman and throws him out)

Blight: Let's move on. Where's the rings?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: Dude, where's the rings?

Amazing Spider-Man: Where's the rings, dude?

Godzilla: SIG! Where are the damn rings.

SIG: Oh, I forgot. I'll be back!

(5 minutes later, SIG is rolling up the biggest damn ring you'll ever see)

SIG: ASM, hold this. I'm going for the other.

Amazing Spider-Man: Damn! This thing is heavy G!

(5 minutes later SIG returns with the other ring, the rings are exchanged and the wedding moves on)

Blight: Now, by the power invested in me by minister-for-free.com, Dood, you're the king and dood, you're the queen. You may kiss the bride.

(Godzilla and Godzilla2000 kiss each other. The guests cheer)

the_ultimate_evil: Way to go G!

MrJabroni: You da lizard G!

Superman: Big G is gettin' some tonight!

(Amazing Spider-Man, SIG, and Masteryoda still staring at the newlyweds)

Amazing Spider-Man: Now I've seen everything.

SIG: Not quite. Ever wondered what it's like when two Godzilla's have sex? Think of it, mountains will crumble, cities will fall,...

Amazing Spider-Man: Please, no more.

Masteryoda: That so turned me on...

(they stare at Masteryoda)

TIME FOR THE WEDDING PARTY EVERYONE!

Grrrrrr!!!!!

**Dew k. Mosi** · 06-06-2005, 07:03 PM

Back from the Dead, on special request.

CantThinkOfAName · 06-06-2005, 07:25 PM

for a very special lady...

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Originally Posted by Matt

Now that they are all out, please rank the Star Wars movies from best to worst with brief thoughts on each one.

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

1. Empire Strikes Back--The Best, because the bad guys win at the end. Who can forget when Vader drops the bomb?
"I AM Your Father..."

"Nooooo! Noooooo! Nooooo!"

And John Ratzenberger in his stunning cameo as "Hoth Dude who wants to close the doors"

2. Star Wars-- The Original, marred only slightly by Luke's freaking whining.

"I wanted to go to Toshi Station to pick up some POWER Converters."

However, that does lead to the cool sight of charcoalled Owen and Beru. Scared me to death as a kid.

And, kids, don't believe the "enhanced Versions"

3. Return of the Jedi--The End of the Movie Saga. Made me cry. The characters have completed their growth so perfectly. Trivia Fact: Wicket's character was created on the spot because then 11 year old Warwick Davis was so cute in the costume.

4. Revenge of the Sith-- Stilted Dialog and stiff acting are almost made up for by the fact that Vader simply kicks ass. Bye Bye Anakin. Of course, who thought up the whole, "Let's hide baby Luke with his OWN family?" Good thing the Dark Side apparently makes Vader unable to see the obvious.

"I shall ignore the fact that my children are not hidden very carefully. Good Observation skills are part of the light side of the force...no, wait, they didn't know Palaptine was a dick...Hmmm...."

5. Attack of the Clones and The Phantom Menace-- One Word. Well, one word repeated twice and hypenated. Say it with me, kids...

6. And Special Hatred goes out to The Star Wars Christmas Special

Need I say more

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

I was apparently Boba Fett

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

Well, we certainly wouldn't want Not Jake to leave, so, I guess my hands are tied. Welcome back Tivo Thread

Oh man, Jake gave you an opening to get rid of him, and you didn't bite?

Themanofbat · 06-06-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dew k. Mosi

Back from the Dead, on special request.

Yay!!!!!

Now everybody buy me a drink....

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 07:41 PM

crybabies in the rex mundi thread

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Originally Posted by Not Jake

princess mangina told on us

she made a thread in community alerting everyone to the old thread's existance. People started coming and posting in our thread and before we knew it a mod got hold of it and removed it. I think it's in that secret mod forum so they can look over it and find out just how many times they need to ban us

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Originally Posted by Themanofbat

I sent her royal majesty, the c**t a PM simply saying "Thanks...", andshe replied "all in a days work".

I don't know how she originally found the spot, but I think it was was through kypade. I knew things were going to hit the fan once they popped up.

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Originally Posted by Themanofbat

We can still talk Sith...

The Tivo thread can still be brought back, if the right mod is asked. My shaved genetals thread was put there once by some ignoramus, but that was a rare gem that had over 1000 posts and STAYED ON TOPIC.... (unheard of in Community), and Truthteller brought it back. I should look for it... it's probably gone again <sigh>.

The problem with recreating the Tivo thread is that we'd lose all the classic stuff that was tivo'd previously. In all honesty, there's not much worth tivoing around here these days, so if you can't get the old one back, why bother with a new one? It'd be filled with fibber jokes.

The deletion of the old thread was my fault. I logged into this place last Monday or Tuesday night, only to be faced with a PM from Princess ****Face or ManWhore or whatever the hell her name is... telling me to go vote for some chick in a hottie poll in Community. I lost it. I apologized later, but she went and created a link in Community to the old thread, and a mod found it, shined his or her badge, and deleted it. Based on recent (and older) comments, I'm expecting a banning.

Oh well.....

Alea Jacta Est.

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Originally Posted by Themanofbat

I was having a bad day that day... and one of the main reasons I come to the Hype was the old Rex Mundi thread, and since kypade & Princess Clit**** showed up, I was getting more & more annoyed with the whole scene, and that PM just made me blow my top.

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Originally Posted by Themanofbat

While there's no actual proof, it seems too coincidental that Princess CumInHerEye showed up pretty much after you did...

The Spawn · 06-06-2005, 07:51 PM

Good times. Good times.

The Watchman · 06-06-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Mangina

crybabies in the rex mundi thread

Live and let live...

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by The Watchman

Live and let live...

waaah

The Watchman · 06-06-2005, 08:10 PM

You're the new Movies

Not Jake · 06-06-2005, 08:13 PM

Back when Elijya was too cool for school, trying to get his buddies to vote for him in a funniest hypster contest. Also, the crushing follow-up post.

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Originally Posted by Elijya

*ahem*

loyal followers? ATTACK!

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Originally Posted by Jakesteraholic

please we don't need your army of crabs spilling out of your pant legs

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 08:13 PM

lol i like pushing your buttons

youre still my favorite.

Not Jake · 06-06-2005, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CantThinkOfAName

and you and your brother make the perfect cookie parts of an ice cream sandwich

PLAS and Corinthian are black?

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Jake

PLAS and Corinthian are black?

black people dont live in mexico

Not Jake · 06-06-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Mangina

black people dont live in mexico

Then why does mun2 play rap songs all the time

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 08:30 PM

mun2?

Kipobe · 06-06-2005, 08:32 PM

I don't see people don't say funny stuff anymore. That's why I like this thread because it recognizes hidden funny. It's like the Oscar's of posting.

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 08:33 PM

i wish i could remember where all the funny posts are...i usually see them laugh.. then forget about them a minute later.

Buckin' · 06-06-2005, 08:34 PM

Tivo the hype: AbayTimma: best poster since...uhhh....

uhhhh....

uhhh

Matthew Murdock · 06-06-2005, 08:39 PM

Ahh crap, this thread is awesome.

Holly Goodhead · 06-06-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Buckin'

Tivo the hype: AbayTimma: best poster since...uhhh....

uhhhh....

uhhh

i hate you already

CantThinkOfAName · 06-06-2005, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Mangina

crybabies in the rex mundi thread

So this means we can call you princess cuminhereye?

Not Jake · 06-06-2005, 09:02 PM

less talky more quotey

CantThinkOfAName · 06-06-2005, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Jake

PLAS and Corinthian are black?

I wish. Maybe then I would have been satisfied

05-20-2005, 08:06 PM	#526
Lackey Me Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 26,947	Re: Tivo the Hype you guys make me soooo horny

06-06-2005, 07:03 PM	#529
Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On the Edge of Glory Posts: 64,491	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) Back from the Dead, on special request. __________________ Innocence alone is not enough. It is only when a person's innocence is tested by experience, purged and strengthened by the struggles and sufferings of the world that it attains its full value.--- Longshot Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get.... But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.--- Conan O'Brien.

06-06-2005, 07:51 PM	#533
The Spawn Better Than You Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 19,498	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) Good times. Good times. __________________ You all laugh at me because I'm different...I laugh because you're all the same

06-06-2005, 08:10 PM	#536
The Watchman Balls McGee Join Date: May 2003 Location: Over the Hills and Far Away Posts: 12,001	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) You're the new Movies __________________ The Dude Abides I just blue myself

06-06-2005, 08:13 PM	#538
Holly Goodhead Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Windy City Posts: 31,748	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) lol i like pushing your buttons youre still my favorite.

06-06-2005, 08:30 PM	#542
Holly Goodhead Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Windy City Posts: 31,748	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) mun2?

06-06-2005, 08:32 PM	#543
Kipobe Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Park Place Posts: 1,286	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) I don't see people don't say funny stuff anymore. That's why I like this thread because it recognizes hidden funny. It's like the Oscar's of posting. __________________ *Kipobe?*

06-06-2005, 08:33 PM	#544
Holly Goodhead Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Windy City Posts: 31,748	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) i wish i could remember where all the funny posts are...i usually see them laugh.. then forget about them a minute later.

06-06-2005, 08:34 PM	#545
Buckin' Banned User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 88	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) Tivo the hype: AbayTimma: best poster since...uhhh.... uhhhh.... uhhh

06-06-2005, 08:39 PM	#546
Matthew Murdock Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,283	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) Ahh crap, this thread is awesome. __________________ Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. --Albert Einstein

06-06-2005, 09:02 PM	#549
Not Jake Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Hippo Island, South Pacific Posts: 8,387	Re: Tivo the Hype (Back from the Dead) less talky more quotey

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