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05-26-2004, 08:43 AM
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MY NAME IS HOV
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The Worst movie you've ever seen
I was watching Charlie's Angels Full Throttle and I realized that was the worst movie I have ever experienced... Now even though I was home and I could have easily changed the channel I wanted to show enough self control to watch it through to have a fair judgement on this movie... well again I have to say that movie blew donkey B_ALLS....
What is the worst movie you've ever seen???
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05-26-2004, 09:07 AM
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Sol Invictus
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critters 4 i think. or was it five i don't know but they were in space the whole film on the worst sets ever with crap actors.
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05-26-2004, 09:10 AM
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I thought The Blair Witch Project was positively terrible and a waste of my time. I also wasn't too happy with Solaris, Jeeper's Creepers, or any of the Nightmare on Elm Streets & Friday the 13th's after like the second ones. Though, Freddy vs. Jason wasn't too bad.
I am sure I'll think of more later.
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05-26-2004, 09:14 AM
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Side-Kick
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The Avengers
LXG Batman and Robin to name a few.
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05-26-2004, 09:28 AM
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"Phat Beach"
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05-26-2004, 09:38 AM
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Mad Scientist
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Surf Nazis Must Die
I still don't understand why I watched the whole thing. DAMN YOU late night cable and your hypnotic ways.
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05-26-2004, 09:39 AM
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Battlefield Earth. Nuff said.
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05-26-2004, 09:40 AM
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Side-Kick
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Haunted Mansion
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05-26-2004, 09:40 AM
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"Two Strikes"
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05-26-2004, 09:42 AM
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Die Another Day
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05-26-2004, 09:43 AM
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Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe, starring Jesse Ventura as an immortal alien bounty hunter. I only watched the first half. God it was awful.
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05-26-2004, 09:44 AM
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"How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days" was horrible...please,don't make me watch it again.
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05-26-2004, 09:45 AM
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Side-Kick
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mary poppings
wizard of OZ sound of music west side story terminator 2 spiderman xmen 2 all three lord of the rings all the batman films (except the last one) the original star wars trilogy Bill and ted: both excellent and bogus back to the future trilogy matrix (original) Plamate of the apes (worst porno ever) i think of a few more when i get the chance...
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05-26-2004, 09:53 AM
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 Oh Well.........everyone is entitled to their own idea's.
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05-26-2004, 09:56 AM
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I have watched way too many bad movies from Nukie to "Manos" The Hands of Fate. But I have yet to watch CINO, will most assuredly claim the crown of worst movie I've ever seen.
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05-26-2004, 09:57 AM
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"Two Weeks' Notice"
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05-26-2004, 09:58 AM
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2001: A Space Odyssey... It was just... awfulness personified...
But that Leo DiCaprio movie.. The Beach or something? That was pretty damn bad as well. 
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05-26-2004, 09:59 AM
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Pitch Black.
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05-26-2004, 09:59 AM
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"When a Man Loves a Woman" I hate Meg Ryan.
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05-26-2004, 09:59 AM
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any Shannon Tweed film where she didn't get naked.
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05-26-2004, 09:59 AM
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins - The Fellowship of the Rings "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart." Frodo Baggins - Fellowship of the Rings I have changed. Things that I once wanted are now but a distant memory forever cloaked in the shadows of the twilight of the past. |
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05-26-2004, 10:00 AM
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Side-Kick
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i will just list the bad movies i paid to go see:
-On the line -The real cancun -both charlies angel's movies -Crossroads -the big labowski (or however u spell it) -Out of Sight just to name a few |
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05-26-2004, 10:00 AM
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probably too early for that though, everyone is too peaceful
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I touch the Fire and it Freezes me I look into it and it's Black why don't i feel, my Skin should crack and peel? I want the Fire back... If you want to PM me, please send it to November RAIN. Odin's Lapdog's pm box is full |
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05-26-2004, 10:01 AM
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Side-Kick
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*holds back tears*
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I touch the Fire and it Freezes me I look into it and it's Black why don't i feel, my Skin should crack and peel? I want the Fire back... If you want to PM me, please send it to November RAIN. Odin's Lapdog's pm box is full |
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05-26-2004, 10:02 AM
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Lone Wolf
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I just dare anyone to watch Nukie. If you can stand the two main characters, Nukie and Miko screaming each other's name for the duration of the movie, you have nerves of steel. Even the two African Twin Brothers who aid Nukie scream Nukie's name alot.
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins - The Fellowship of the Rings "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my heart." Frodo Baggins - Fellowship of the Rings I have changed. Things that I once wanted are now but a distant memory forever cloaked in the shadows of the twilight of the past. |
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