Favorite Comic Book One-liners!!!

omegafro2000 · 07-07-2004, 01:10 AM

As a lot of us know, it doesn't take superpowers or cool gadgets to become a hero... it takes the ability to deliver a punch-line on cue. Just look at guys like Spidey, Hellboy, and Deadpool.

There are a lot of comics out there. Name some of your favorite one-liners from your favorite comics.

primemover · 07-07-2004, 08:23 PM

One that stuck with me is in the Justice League ' a new beginning' when Gardner challenges batman to fight sans ring, and batman takes him out in one punch, Beetle says while clutching his sides laughing, 'one punch, one punch'

I know its not a witty quip or anything, just funny

Elijya · 07-07-2004, 10:05 PM

my sig

Kade · 07-10-2004, 10:59 AM

Punisher War Journal 3 when three thugs play around with Castle's knife (you know the one were the blade pops out) when Castle is paralyzed. And two of the thugs get hurt by the knife thru an accident.
The Punisher: "I took out two fo them on my back. Who's BAD?" =)

Gun Mage · 07-13-2004, 04:50 PM

"I hunger for a joy...a rapture beyond all comprehension." "That need is a part of me..." "It consumes me."
Those lines are from the Phoenix comicbook from Marvel Comics. Classic...!

Sandman138 · 07-14-2004, 02:29 AM

In dreams when you fall, sometimes you wake up, and sometimes, yes, you die... but there is a third option... -- Sandman

Delerium: He's not mine is he? He should be mine, but he's not. His maddness... it makes him sane.

Dream: And do you really think him the only one sweet sister? -- Sandman

euroq · 07-14-2004, 02:46 PM

Hurm. -- Rorschach

Sandman138 · 07-14-2004, 05:26 PM

Its bean juice alright... human bean juice. -- Rorshach

Sandman138 · 07-14-2004, 06:10 PM

Ah Crap -- Hellboy

Addendum · 07-14-2004, 06:50 PM

My household appliance is on drugs. Horrible. - Spider Jerusalem

euroq · 07-14-2004, 11:19 PM

Da Fug! -- Chubby Da Choona

Olivier · 07-19-2004, 11:24 AM

(Wonder Woman) How long have you been skulking aroundhere?

(Batman) Long enough to hear that none of you could get past your cartoonish, slack-jawed dumb-foundedness over the situation and secure any answers as to why a man we all know is dead walks around articulating like a walking anachronism. [/...]

(Green Lantern Kyle, apart, to Flash Wally West) That is, by far, the most complex sentence I've ever heard anyone utter.

(Flash) Ten bucks says he's been hiding in the shadows for the last hour, just so he could come up with a put-down that classy

Green Arrow-- Quiver (Kevin Smith) (I'm currently reading it)

Kevin · 11-06-2006, 07:09 PM

"Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot!" - my hero said that.

Max J Power · 11-08-2006, 03:14 PM

Anything Deadpool says.

bulok · 11-08-2006, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by COMICBOY

"Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot!" - my hero said that.

Probably the most memorable quote ever out there. Any comic book reader would have the exact scene/panel where that line was said. It's a total classic.

07-07-2004, 01:10 AM	#1
omegafro2000 Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: GA Posts: 3,235	Favorite Comic Book One-liners!!! As a lot of us know, it doesn't take superpowers or cool gadgets to become a hero... it takes the ability to deliver a punch-line on cue. Just look at guys like Spidey, Hellboy, and Deadpool. There are a lot of comics out there. Name some of your favorite one-liners from your favorite comics. __________________ In a world gone mad, only one man can stop the daily obstacles of life that threaten mankind. Beware Evil-Doers!!! It's time to go... WITH THE FRO!!!

07-07-2004, 08:23 PM	#2
primemover Side-Kick Join Date: May 2003 Location: San Pedro, Ca Posts: 4,015	One that stuck with me is in the Justice League ' a new beginning' when Gardner challenges batman to fight sans ring, and batman takes him out in one punch, Beetle says while clutching his sides laughing, 'one punch, one punch' I know its not a witty quip or anything, just funny __________________ I set the wheels in motion, Turn up all the machines, Activate the programs, And run behind the scene. I set the clouds in motion, Turn up light and sound, Activate the window, And watch the world go round - Neil Peart

07-07-2004, 10:05 PM	#3
Elijya Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D Posts: 38,221	my sig __________________ Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks

07-14-2004, 02:29 AM	#6
Sandman138 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Dreaming Posts: 11,650	In dreams when you fall, sometimes you wake up, and sometimes, yes, you die... but there is a third option... -- Sandman Delerium: He's not mine is he? He should be mine, but he's not. His maddness... it makes him sane. Dream: And do you really think him the only one sweet sister? -- Sandman __________________ We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. - H. L. Mencken

07-14-2004, 05:26 PM	#8
Sandman138 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Dreaming Posts: 11,650	Its bean juice alright... human bean juice. -- Rorshach __________________ We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. - H. L. Mencken

07-10-2004, 10:59 AM	#4
Kade Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 271	Punisher War Journal 3 when three thugs play around with Castle's knife (you know the one were the blade pops out) when Castle is paralyzed. And two of the thugs get hurt by the knife thru an accident. The Punisher: "I took out two fo them on my back. Who's BAD?" =)

07-13-2004, 04:50 PM	#5
Gun Mage Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Luca in Spira for all you FFX gurus Posts: 306	"I hunger for a joy...a rapture beyond all comprehension." "That need is a part of me..." "It consumes me." Those lines are from the Phoenix comicbook from Marvel Comics. Classic...!

07-14-2004, 02:46 PM	#7
euroq Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,298	*Hurm.* -- Rorschach

07-14-2004, 06:10 PM	#9
Sandman138 Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Dreaming Posts: 11,650	Ah Crap -- Hellboy __________________ We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. - H. L. Mencken

07-14-2004, 06:50 PM	#10
Addendum Banned User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Memphis Posts: 22,139	My household appliance is on drugs. Horrible. - Spider Jerusalem

07-14-2004, 11:19 PM	#11
euroq Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,298	*Da Fug!* -- Chubby Da Choona

07-19-2004, 11:24 AM	#12
Olivier Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Paris, France Posts: 141	(Wonder Woman) How long have you been skulking aroundhere? (Batman) Long enough to hear that none of you could get past your cartoonish, slack-jawed dumb-foundedness over the situation and secure any answers as to why a man we all know is dead walks around articulating like a walking anachronism. [/...] (Green Lantern Kyle, apart, to Flash Wally West) That is, by far, the most complex sentence I've ever heard anyone utter. (Flash) Ten bucks says he's been hiding in the shadows for the last hour, just so he could come up with a put-down that classy Green Arrow-- Quiver (Kevin Smith) (I'm currently reading it)

11-06-2006, 07:09 PM	#13
Kevin Doug not so Funny Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: BRONX, NY Posts: 11,553	Re: Favorite Comic Book One-liners!!! "Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot!" - my hero said that. __________________ Hell on Earth, A SHH! project. Why don't you join it? \K/ COMICBOY

11-08-2006, 03:14 PM	#14
Max J Power Trash Boat Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,016	Re: Favorite Comic Book One-liners!!! Anything Deadpool says.

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