Bastard Moderator from Hell - Page 5

fever red · 09-21-2004, 03:59 PM

I see the future: Son of BMFH and Daughter of BMFH!

KetchBlaze · 09-21-2004, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fever red

I see the future: Son of BMFH and Daughter of BMFH!

And the whole Hee Haw gang.

Good stuff here, Malice. Don't keep us hangin tho.

blueboy · 09-22-2004, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice

Malice is the All-powerful Forum Admin for SHH! and CS!
Malice is an unfeeling robot built by the hand of God (Mirko).
Malice is the Alpha and the Omega.

The finger behind Malice, John, is a Network Administrator/Husband/and hopefully in the future, Father.

Your writing is superb.... would you like a billion dollars?

**Malice** · 09-22-2004, 01:27 PM

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 10
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

6:15pm - Thrsday Night
*yawn*

I am to tired for this crap.

*snaps fingers*

I am a genious!

Opens FireFox and goes to the SHH Admin board. Clicks on Add New Announcement

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Title - Malice is looking to tutor a NEW SHH! Admin, Apply Inside!

Greetings Stupid Users!
Your glorious Administrator has decided one of you is almost worthy of his respect. Today, Malice has started doing other work besides SHH!

This means his time is at a premium (like it was ever anything less).

What does this mean for you? Well, I am willing to take on a protogee to teach and educate in the ways of Forum and User Management. I will teach my young Padawan the ways of the Admin. Something you all dream and drool about each and every day.

If you wish to attempt to believe you are almost equal to me in any way, PM me with 1000 words as to why you believe you are worthy of being a SHH Admin.

I have spoken,
Malice

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Pressing Save, the Announcement goes out...

My search for a slave...I mean intern begins.

09-22-2004, 02:02 PM

No way in hell is that going to be me .

**Malice** · 09-22-2004, 02:30 PM

This is where things are going to get funny.

you people wonder what I think "of the average user" here you go!

Supergirl · 09-22-2004, 05:05 PM

I cant wait Mal this stuff is hillairious

**Malice** · 09-22-2004, 05:13 PM

I appreciate...I am actually having fun writing them.

JTIZZLEVILLE · 09-22-2004, 05:21 PM

i can already see where this one is going. can't wait.

**Malice** · 09-22-2004, 05:33 PM

I have already started writing the next section.

BRUTAL · 09-23-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice

The finger behind Malice, John, is a Network Administrator/Husband/and hopefully in the future, Father.

I wish you luck with that...

dmcnx · 09-23-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 10
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

6:15pm - Thrsday Night
*yawn*

I am to tired for this crap.

*snaps fingers*

I am a genious!

Opens FireFox and goes to the SHH Admin board. Clicks on Add New Announcement

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Title - Malice is looking to tutor a NEW SHH! Admin, Apply Inside!

Greetings Stupid Users!
Your glorious Administrator has decided one of you is almost worthy of his respect. Today, Malice has started doing other work besides SHH!

This means his time is at a premium (like it was ever anything less).

What does this mean for you? Well, I am willing to take on a protogee to teach and educate in the ways of Forum and User Management. I will teach my young Padawan the ways of the Admin. Something you all dream and drool about each and every day.

If you wish to attempt to believe you are almost equal to me in any way, PM me with 1000 words as to why you believe you are worthy of being a SHH Admin.

I have spoken,
Malice

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Pressing Save, the Announcement goes out...

My search for a slave...I mean intern begins.

I would actually do that...

Seriously.

09-23-2004, 04:33 PM

Well Malice ,it seams like you manage to keep things in order,from time to time .

**Malice** · 09-23-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud Strife

Well Malice ,it seams like you manage to keep things in order,from time to time .

Time to Time

Time to write....
:writes:

09-23-2004, 05:59 PM

Now Malice , who exactly is the bastard moderator from hell ...?

**Malice** · 09-24-2004, 03:07 PM

Hey, would anyone be willing to draw up some interesting pictures....funny ones...or something...might be interesting.

**Malice** · 09-24-2004, 03:09 PM

Time for me to work on the next episode while work is slow.

**Malice** · 09-24-2004, 03:33 PM

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 11
by Malice

(influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year)

6:15pm - Friday Night

Malice drags into the house after a grueling day of work.

Malice yells to his wife, "Hey B***H get me a beer!"

His wife walks in and drops a beer in his lap and walks out. Turning, Malice sits in the "Mod Chair" and spins to face the computer, waking it up from its hibernation. Logging into Mozilla, he sees the ever present "You have PMs! popup"

Opening his PMs, he sees, ALOT of new mail. All asking to be his apprentice.
*rubbing his hands together*

Clicking on the first PM
From: RotundStupidity
Title: Apprenticeship...
PM Text: Dearest Malice, I would be more than honered to...

*DELETE*
Looking to the next one.

From: NasalPassage
Title: I wanna help!
PM Text: Malice, this sounds like a great oppurtunity for me!

*DELETE*
Next....

From: SpideyGoneWild
Title: Take Me!
PM Text: Hi sexy, I wanna be your apprentice! I have big boobs...

*SAVE, move to "porn penpal folder*
Next....

From: TheTick
Title: You Arrogant Ass
PM Text: Malice, I have never seen someone with your attidude. You really need to be shot.

*SAVE*
I have found him! My future apprentice! What spunk! What attitude!
Wait....its me!

Venom_uk · 09-24-2004, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice

Bastard Moderator from Hell - 11
From: SpideyGoneWild
Title: Take Me!
PM Text: Hi sexy, I wanna be your apprentice! I have big boobs...

*SAVE, move to "porn penpal folder*
Next....

Ha ha ha!!!

Love it!

**Malice** · 09-24-2004, 04:00 PM

My new goal is to have the BMFH series to be the most viewed thread of the Fan Fic forums!

09-24-2004, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malice

My new goal is to have the BMFH series to be the most viewed thread of the Fan Fic forums!

Now how are you going confince members to view this thread the most ?

**Malice** · 09-24-2004, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud Strife

Now how are you going confince members to view this thread the most ?

Easy,

Keep writing them!

KetchBlaze · 09-24-2004, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud Strife

Now how are you going confince members to view this thread the most ?

Well DUH!!! He's gonna deny us access to all other threads until he has about a squillion views on this thread and then he'll let it go.

**Malice** · 09-24-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KetchBlaze

Well DUH!!! He's gonna deny us access to all other threads until he has about a squillion views on this thread and then he'll let it go.

Of course ....
That too!

09-24-2004, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KetchBlaze

Well DUH!!! He's gonna deny us access to all other threads until he has about a squillion views on this thread and then he'll let it go.

If I were Spider-Fett right now I'd lock this thread because its starting to make no sense .

09-21-2004, 03:59 PM	#101
fever red Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: No Country for Old Men Posts: 753	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell I see the future: Son of BMFH and Daughter of BMFH!

09-22-2004, 01:27 PM	#104
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell Bastard Moderator from Hell - 10 by Malice (influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year) 6:15pm - Thrsday Night yawn I am to tired for this crap. snaps fingers I am a genious! Opens FireFox and goes to the SHH Admin board. Clicks on Add New Announcement -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Title - Malice is looking to tutor a NEW SHH! Admin, Apply Inside! Greetings Stupid Users! Your glorious Administrator has decided one of you is almost worthy of his respect. Today, Malice has started doing other work besides SHH! This means his time is at a premium (like it was ever anything less). What does this mean for you? Well, I am willing to take on a protogee to teach and educate in the ways of Forum and User Management. I will teach my young Padawan the ways of the Admin. Something you all dream and drool about each and every day. If you wish to attempt to believe you are almost equal to me in any way, PM me with 1000 words as to why you believe you are worthy of being a SHH Admin. I have spoken, Malice -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Pressing Save, the Announcement goes out... My search for a slave...I mean intern begins. __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Last edited by Malice; 09-22-2004 at 05:10 PM.

09-22-2004, 02:02 PM	#105
Cloud Strife Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell No way in hell is that going to be me .

09-22-2004, 02:30 PM	#106
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell This is where things are going to get funny. you people wonder what I think "of the average user" here you go! __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

09-22-2004, 05:13 PM	#108
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell I appreciate...I am actually having fun writing them. __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

09-22-2004, 05:21 PM	#109
JTIZZLEVILLE Side-Kick Join Date: May 2004 Location: Spartanburg, South Carolina Posts: 3,188	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell i can already see where this one is going. can't wait. __________________ I Believe In *"The Dark Knight"* "The terror alert in my pants has just been raised to brown." - Steven Colbert

09-22-2004, 05:33 PM	#110
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell I have already started writing the next section. __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

09-23-2004, 04:33 PM	#113
Cloud Strife Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell Well Malice ,it seams like you manage to keep things in order,from time to time .

09-23-2004, 05:59 PM	#115
Cloud Strife Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell Now Malice , who exactly is the bastard moderator from hell ...?

09-24-2004, 03:07 PM	#116
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell Hey, would anyone be willing to draw up some interesting pictures....funny ones...or something...might be interesting. __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

09-24-2004, 03:09 PM	#117
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell Time for me to work on the next episode while work is slow. __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

09-24-2004, 03:33 PM	#118
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell Bastard Moderator from Hell - 11 by Malice (influenced by the Bastard Operator from Hell stories from yester year) 6:15pm - Friday Night Malice drags into the house after a grueling day of work. Malice yells to his wife, "Hey B**H get me a beer!" His wife walks in and drops a beer in his lap and walks out. Turning, Malice sits in the "Mod Chair" and spins to face the computer, waking it up from its hibernation. Logging into Mozilla, he sees the ever present "You have PMs! popup" Opening his PMs, he sees, ALOT of new mail. All asking to be his apprentice. rubbing his hands together* Clicking on the first PM From: RotundStupidity Title: Apprenticeship... PM Text: Dearest Malice, I would be more than honered to... DELETE Looking to the next one. From: NasalPassage Title: I wanna help! PM Text: Malice, this sounds like a great oppurtunity for me! DELETE Next.... From: SpideyGoneWild Title: Take Me! PM Text: Hi sexy, I wanna be your apprentice! I have big boobs... SAVE, move to "porn penpal folder Next.... From: TheTick Title: You Arrogant Ass PM Text: Malice, I have never seen someone with your attidude. You really need to be shot. SAVE I have found him! My future apprentice! What spunk! What attitude! Wait....its me! __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

09-24-2004, 04:00 PM	#120
Malice BMFH SHH! Administrator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 12,724	Re: Bastard Moderator from Hell My new goal is to have the BMFH series to be the most viewed thread of the Fan Fic forums! __________________ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I have no real signature. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

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