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The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Has anybody ever been racially profiled or harassed by police?
Has anybody ever been sexually harrassed(man or woman) on the job, on a sports team or whatever? Has anybody ever been to jail for something they didn't do? Has anybody ever been beaten or molested by their parents..... ..if you answered yes to anyone of these questions..tough ****, your on your own!  ..just kidding.I have been sexual harrassed by my boss on my job. At the time i was single, and if she had looked even half good, i wouldn't mind..but the things she did, the groping, touching and constant flirting was kind of embarrassing, as she always did it when we were in the company of other employees-kind of like she was putting on a show. Now a lot of guys wouldn't mind this..but this chick looked like a cross between 'yoda and 'jabba the hutt'. Eventually i got another job, and haven't seen this psycho since...yes guys get harassed too! I have never told anybody this. This is a mild confession of mine i have more dark and dirty ones but i'm not putting them up yet until we get a good flow going on this thread, so.... Anybody else been in similar situations as the ones i listed above?
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09-12-2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Uh, a chicken bit my foot once
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09-12-2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Was that a secret?
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09-12-2004, 02:15 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Well it's nothing I like to spread around..
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09-12-2004, 02:22 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
A lava lamp that was on hit my penis once, it hurt more than anything I can remember.
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09-12-2004, 02:37 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I once masturbated watching Pokemon. There was this one pokemon trainer and she had huge tits!
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09-12-2004, 02:41 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
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09-12-2004, 02:43 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Cool that's what im talking about!
I used to steal bags and bags of candy from k mart. Never got caught!
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09-12-2004, 03:36 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
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sorry i couldn't resist 
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09-12-2004, 03:36 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I zipped my little friend in my trousers once. Boy did that hurt.
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09-12-2004, 03:52 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I used my dad's credit card to buy the essencial spider-man collection!
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09-12-2004, 06:59 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I once masturbated to an old pic of Lynda Carter.
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09-12-2004, 07:10 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Last edited by MutantCircus; 08-17-2005 at 06:16 AM. |
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09-12-2004, 07:35 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I sold some freshman bags of powderd suger telling them they were drugs, for $20 once, i doubt they tried it, just wanted to be cool, idiots...
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09-12-2004, 07:38 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
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that should have stay a secret 
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09-12-2004, 07:41 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
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09-12-2004, 08:24 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Ever since seeing blade 2 , i've had a MAJOR crush on Leonor Varela..MAJOR CRUSH!!!
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09-12-2004, 08:30 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
A secret is like a dove; when it leaves your hand it takes wing.
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09-12-2004, 10:30 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I've been stopped more times than I remember for drunken driving, and they always let me go
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09-12-2004, 10:48 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
alright all my parents were gone and i let my cousin in he was sortin his drugs out. My cuz then went to the back and sold to dis dude.mY CUZ IS LIKE 6yrs older than me.
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09-13-2004, 02:08 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I download porn..he he heh!!
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09-13-2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
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09-13-2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I once ****ed a fat chick, just out of curiousity. Saw a pop-up w/ fat porn on it and decided "Might be fun......"
It wasn't.  Well, not more fun that any other chick
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09-13-2004, 02:17 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
I was walking my dogs one day through some fields, and i started thinking about some girl i really fancied, so i started masturbating.....in the middle of the field.
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09-13-2004, 02:24 PM
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Re: The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.
Oh I masturbated in a car one time while I was driving on the highway. I was the only person around and it was at night, so it's not that big of a deal.
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