The "words that should be in the dictionary, but aren't" thread

[Spider-Man]

Okay, the real name of this thread should be "help Spider-Man get to 300 posts so I can get my avatar" thread; but the other one sounded better.

Now, even though I think this has been done before, play along anyway!

I'll start us off:

Cone·zone [kōnzōne]
noun

1. A state of complete hilarity: possibly to the point of exhaustion.
2. An area where Conan O'Brien is.
3. The central part of the stage located on the set of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" (also known as "the laugh zone").

Sentance: "Hey, the other day; I was smoking some weed. Anyway, I saw this cat chasing it's tail, and I was so high, I was almost in the conezone"

[Spider-Man]

Well, I got to 300 without any help from you lot. Thanks a bunch, guys.

[BRUTAL]

I heard you don't like to look at other men naked, is that true?

[Spider-Man]

Of course not. I'm not your father, and I wont be your lover!

[BRUTAL]

Sorry, guess I was mistaken

See? you're not the only one who can change things after-the-fact

enjoy your favortie pastime

[Spider-Man]

Well played.

[Childlike Wild]

Originally Posted by Spider-Man

Well, I got to 300 without any help from you lot. Thanks a bunch, guys.

.

[Dr Jones]

Sensuous [since-you-wuz]
unknown

1. Because you are/were. The current state of someone.

Sentence: Hey dear, sensuous up, how 'bout grabbing me another beer.

[Malice]

Cherriomagnetization (cheer-ree-o-mag-net-tiz-zation)

The tendancy for the last 4-5 cherrios in a bowl of milk to cling together for survival.

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Eh, too dirty lol.

Edd - An average young man with the ability to quote movies and tv shows without hesitation

[Malice]

dminisphere - the rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

administrivia - unnecessary and voluminous paperwork and processes required and often dictated by the 'adminisphere'.

alpha geek - the most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

analog-retentive - describes those who obstinately cling to outmoded technology.

animousity - vigorously clicking your pointer device because a page is loading too slowly.

assmosis - the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

backronym - an IT term whose letters once had no meaning, but have since come to stand for something-or-other.

blamestorming - sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

cellphonic appraisal - the activity that occurs when a ringing cell phone causes everyone in the room to check and see if it's theirs.

chainsaw consultant - an outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.

crapplet - a poorly written or totally useless Java applet.

cinderellaware - software (demo or shareware) which becomes useless after a trial period unless the user pays for and registers it.

cube farm - an office filled with cubicles.

dopeler effect- the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

dot gone - last year's e-commerce hopeful.

faxcess - having access to a fax machine.

faxcination - staring intently at the fax machine because you're waiting for a fax to come through.

fonesia - the affliction that strikes when you dial a phone number and forget whom you were calling just as they answer.

fUtility - a 3rd party utility that won't install no matter how closely one follows the instructions.

gadaboutag - the orphan HTML tag that's messing up your page.

execuglide - to maneuver oneself around the room while seated in a wheeled office chair.

Macrimination - the automatic assumption that whatever is wrong is caused by the Mac on the network.

negabytes per second (NBps) - a measure of data transfer that seems so slow it can only be assumed to be flowing backwards.

ohnosecond - that very short moment in time during which you realize that you have pressed the wrong key and deleted hours, days, or weeks of work.

oh yes nine - the sensation of relief and familiarity you get when you switch back to OS 9 to do something you can't figure out in OS X.

oxoxomoron - a person who includes symbolic "hugs and kisses" at the end of their e-mail.

percussive maintenance - the fine art of whacking the crap of of an electronic device to get it to work again.

prairiedogged - the feeling of helplessness that overtakes you when co-workers in neighboring cubicles constantly pop their heads up to ask you stupid questions.

random excess memory - memory you were talked into buying in order to solve some problem that never did get resolved.

screen spasm - pages that try to load simultaneously on your computer screen as a direct result of your animousity.

screenager - an intern in the IT department.

seagull manager - a manager that flies in and makes a lot of noise, dumps on everyone, and flies out again, still squawking.

spamouflage - an intentional typo, such as Vikagra, used by spammers to fool spam filters.

stress puppy - a co-worker who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

tacitician - a remote worker who excels at performing non-work related tasks while on a conference call.

WAPathy - lack of interest in wireless technology.

zen mail - an e-mail message that arrives without text in the message body

[BRUTAL]

Originally Posted by Malice

Cherriomagnetization (cheer-ree-o-mag-net-tiz-zation)

The tendancy for the last 4-5 cherrios in a bowl of milk to cling together for survival.

Frickin HILARIOUS!!

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Edd - 2. Also known as "Awesomeness", an Edd is something that is just so goddamn cool. (Eh-dd)

[Wiseman]

Originally Posted by Malice

dminisphere - the rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

administrivia - unnecessary and voluminous paperwork and processes required and often dictated by the 'adminisphere'.

alpha geek - the most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

analog-retentive - describes those who obstinately cling to outmoded technology.

animousity - vigorously clicking your pointer device because a page is loading too slowly.

assmosis - the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

backronym - an IT term whose letters once had no meaning, but have since come to stand for something-or-other.

blamestorming - sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

cellphonic appraisal - the activity that occurs when a ringing cell phone causes everyone in the room to check and see if it's theirs.

chainsaw consultant - an outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.

crapplet - a poorly written or totally useless Java applet.

cinderellaware - software (demo or shareware) which becomes useless after a trial period unless the user pays for and registers it.

cube farm - an office filled with cubicles.

dopeler effect- the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

dot gone - last year's e-commerce hopeful.

faxcess - having access to a fax machine.

faxcination - staring intently at the fax machine because you're waiting for a fax to come through.

fonesia - the affliction that strikes when you dial a phone number and forget whom you were calling just as they answer.

fUtility - a 3rd party utility that won't install no matter how closely one follows the instructions.

gadaboutag - the orphan HTML tag that's messing up your page.

execuglide - to maneuver oneself around the room while seated in a wheeled office chair.

Macrimination - the automatic assumption that whatever is wrong is caused by the Mac on the network.

negabytes per second (NBps) - a measure of data transfer that seems so slow it can only be assumed to be flowing backwards.

ohnosecond - that very short moment in time during which you realize that you have pressed the wrong key and deleted hours, days, or weeks of work.

oh yes nine - the sensation of relief and familiarity you get when you switch back to OS 9 to do something you can't figure out in OS X.

oxoxomoron - a person who includes symbolic "hugs and kisses" at the end of their e-mail.

percussive maintenance - the fine art of whacking the crap of of an electronic device to get it to work again.

prairiedogged - the feeling of helplessness that overtakes you when co-workers in neighboring cubicles constantly pop their heads up to ask you stupid questions.

random excess memory - memory you were talked into buying in order to solve some problem that never did get resolved.

screen spasm - pages that try to load simultaneously on your computer screen as a direct result of your animousity.

screenager - an intern in the IT department.

seagull manager - a manager that flies in and makes a lot of noise, dumps on everyone, and flies out again, still squawking.

spamouflage - an intentional typo, such as Vikagra, used by spammers to fool spam filters.

stress puppy - a co-worker who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

tacitician - a remote worker who excels at performing non-work related tasks while on a conference call.

WAPathy - lack of interest in wireless technology.

zen mail - an e-mail message that arrives without text in the message body

Wow, you put a lot of thought behind this didn't you?

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Originally Posted by Malice

dminisphere - the rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

administrivia - unnecessary and voluminous paperwork and processes required and often dictated by the 'adminisphere'.

alpha geek - the most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

analog-retentive - describes those who obstinately cling to outmoded technology.

animousity - vigorously clicking your pointer device because a page is loading too slowly.

assmosis - the process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

backronym - an IT term whose letters once had no meaning, but have since come to stand for something-or-other.

blamestorming - sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

cellphonic appraisal - the activity that occurs when a ringing cell phone causes everyone in the room to check and see if it's theirs.

chainsaw consultant - an outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands.

crapplet - a poorly written or totally useless Java applet.

cinderellaware - software (demo or shareware) which becomes useless after a trial period unless the user pays for and registers it.

cube farm - an office filled with cubicles.

dopeler effect- the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

dot gone - last year's e-commerce hopeful.

faxcess - having access to a fax machine.

faxcination - staring intently at the fax machine because you're waiting for a fax to come through.

fonesia - the affliction that strikes when you dial a phone number and forget whom you were calling just as they answer.

fUtility - a 3rd party utility that won't install no matter how closely one follows the instructions.

gadaboutag - the orphan HTML tag that's messing up your page.

execuglide - to maneuver oneself around the room while seated in a wheeled office chair.

Macrimination - the automatic assumption that whatever is wrong is caused by the Mac on the network.

negabytes per second (NBps) - a measure of data transfer that seems so slow it can only be assumed to be flowing backwards.

ohnosecond - that very short moment in time during which you realize that you have pressed the wrong key and deleted hours, days, or weeks of work.

oh yes nine - the sensation of relief and familiarity you get when you switch back to OS 9 to do something you can't figure out in OS X.

oxoxomoron - a person who includes symbolic "hugs and kisses" at the end of their e-mail.

percussive maintenance - the fine art of whacking the crap of of an electronic device to get it to work again.

prairiedogged - the feeling of helplessness that overtakes you when co-workers in neighboring cubicles constantly pop their heads up to ask you stupid questions.

random excess memory - memory you were talked into buying in order to solve some problem that never did get resolved.

screen spasm - pages that try to load simultaneously on your computer screen as a direct result of your animousity.

screenager - an intern in the IT department.

seagull manager - a manager that flies in and makes a lot of noise, dumps on everyone, and flies out again, still squawking.

spamouflage - an intentional typo, such as Vikagra, used by spammers to fool spam filters.

stress puppy - a co-worker who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

tacitician - a remote worker who excels at performing non-work related tasks while on a conference call.

WAPathy - lack of interest in wireless technology.

zen mail - an e-mail message that arrives without text in the message body

"THAT IS SO GREAT I HAVE TO MAKE UP A WORD RIGHT NOW TO DESCRIBE IT......SCRUMTRULECENT."

[Phoney Bone]

Originally Posted by BRUTAL

I heard you don't like to look at other men naked, is that true?

"Make out with me."

"What the Hell?"

"Just do it! If we make out, Spider-Man comes."

"Are you for real?"

*Kisses*

*Spidey Comes swinging into panel*

"Okay, where's the fire?"

*Cops whispering*

"Creepy....."

[AmerikazMostWanted]

tite

because ...... haahah tite

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Griffin - 2. Hilarious character from the popular comedic cartoon "Family Guy"

[GL-Corps#28]

Originally Posted by book of edd

"THAT IS SO GREAT I HAVE TO MAKE UP A WORD RIGHT NOW TO DESCRIBE IT......SCRUMTRULECENT."

You bastard! I was going to do scrumtrallescent! Aarrgg! Damn you! Damn you to hell!

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Lmao...Farrell is a genius.

[Malice]

Gotta love SNL

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Indeed...Debbie Downer is going to be the next big thing, mark my words.

[GL-Corps#28]

Tite (Tie-yeet.)

Improper spelling of Tight.

1. Slang word often used by wannabe pimps and functionally retarded persons.
2. Meaning: "I feel that that is exemplary and/or enjoyable."

[PrimeObjective]

Originally Posted by bmfunny

"Make out with me."

"What the Hell?"

"Just do it! If we make out, Spider-Man comes."

"Are you for real?"

*Kisses*

*Spidey Comes swinging into panel*

"Okay, where's the fire?"

*Cops whispering*

"Creepy....."

[Unthinkable]

"da Fug!"