Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

Franklin Richards · 10-06-2004, 06:38 PM

Inspired by That Guy's post over on the Bat World Board...

Here's one to kick it off...

Dr. Doom : Stop! Those shoes don't go with those pants.

Doom's Favorite Things
(as adapted by My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)

Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten;
Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written;
Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches;
Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches;
Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes;
Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes;
Soul switching magic and time warping rings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my Mom died,
When my face burnt,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember it's all Richard's fault,
And then I don't feel so bad.

<repeat>

Bottoms22 · 10-06-2004, 11:42 PM

"I need some Talcum powder for the Chaffing"

Bottoms

Doomed_hero · 10-06-2004, 11:46 PM

"You know Reed Richard is a very smart and talented guy."

"Forget taking over the world, lets play Yatzee"

Orko Is King · 10-06-2004, 11:53 PM

"I'm gay."

Rebel_Ace · 10-07-2004, 02:09 PM

"I wonder if Caller ID would help me avoid those pesky telemarketers?"

wobbly · 10-07-2004, 05:56 PM

"Sue Darling, you would never leave me for that dullard Reed, would you?"

Bottoms22 · 10-08-2004, 12:00 AM

"Now I remember who Sue Storm Reminds me of! Jessica Alba! God, thats been driving me crazy all day!"

Bottoms

TheSumOfGod · 10-08-2004, 01:50 PM

Doctor Doom (while unzipping his pants): "Very well, it now seems obvious that the only way for us to finally put an end to our rivalry once and for all, Richards, is through a PEEING CONTEST!"

Franklin Richards · 10-08-2004, 03:13 PM

Doom : Boris! My pipe! My bowl! My fiddlers three!

wobbly · 10-08-2004, 06:39 PM

"Does my bum look big in this?"

DarkKnightJRK · 10-08-2004, 11:11 PM

"You know what Lavetra needs? DEMOCRACY!"

Rebel_Ace · 10-09-2004, 09:25 AM

"Of course the U.N. can send inspectors into Latervia any time they wish."

MST3K 4ever · 10-09-2004, 09:49 AM

"I can't begin to tell you how much I love fudge."

"The econonmy is a little tough for me now...it's time to start selling advertising space on my costume."

"You know what...I am tierd of trying to take over the world...I'm going to Disneyworld"

"I like long walks on the beach, mexican food, accustic guitar music, cold mixed drinks, racquetball and crushing all those who oppose me and my dreams for world domination until they beg for the sweet release of death...if these things interet you call me sometime and maybe we can go out."

Rebel_Ace · 10-09-2004, 01:58 PM

"I'll have the quiche and salad, no cucumbers, serve the dressing on the side and a bottle of Perrier."

Ratcrawler · 10-09-2004, 03:10 PM

>"Pikachu! Doom chooses thee!"

>"Trick or treat!"

>"How doth Doom eat in this thing?"

>"Ironic, is it not? My name is Victor Von Doom and I am a world renowned supervillain?"

>"What exactly am I a doctor of in the first place?"

>*pinky to mouthplate*"One BILLION Dollars!"

> "Undergarments!? Bah! Doom freeballs presently!"

>"I-AM-IRON-MAN!"

>"There is an old Latverian addage. Fool Doom once, shame on--um,--you, you cannot fool Doom!!!"

Lord Valumart · 10-10-2004, 05:35 AM

*while on tele*
"hi there, i'm Victor Von Doom, some of you may know me as Dr Doom, the enemy of the FF, Avengers and so on. But today i'm here to invite you to try the home made Latvarian ale, it's the best ale there is and allthe procedes go to third world counties, and not world domination."

Roughneck · 10-10-2004, 05:49 AM

"I am woman, hear me roar......purrrrrr"

"Perhaps If I change my name I would be more threatening. Combined Heroes fall before the might of Doctor Victor Von Fluffy Fur"

wobbly · 10-10-2004, 06:33 AM

"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight. "

spiderwyze · 10-10-2004, 01:30 PM

"Dude! Where's my car?"

"I think so, Richards, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?"

"Hmm... that Doombot looks like it's on the fritz again. I'll fix it with the Handyman's Secret Weapon: Duct Tape!"

"Boris! Where'd you put my favorite pair of rubber-ducky slippers?"

"Shake y'@$$, watch y'self! Shake y'@$$, show 'em what y'workin' with!"

"Why does everybody compare me with Darth Vader and Magneto? I'm obviously more like Howard the Duck!"

Rebel_Ace · 10-10-2004, 03:51 PM

"Tell me again, how do I get the VCR to stop blinking '12:00'?"

Fantastic Fan22 · 10-10-2004, 07:21 PM

Richards, return my Nelly CD or the world will face my wrath!

Yes, time for south park!

YEEEEAAAAH! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Now wheres that damn remote?

Rubber Ducky ur the one, U make my bath time so much fun!

Roughneck · 10-11-2004, 01:48 AM

Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass.

Lord Valumart · 10-11-2004, 02:48 AM

"is my skirt to short?"

Roughneck · 10-11-2004, 05:42 AM

Go Go Doom Skis.

And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids and thier Thing.

Well I saw the most interesting story on the view today.

Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms.

Who's your favorite New Kid?

The bad man touched my Penis

And for those that may have missed it earlier....

Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass.

Franklin Richards · 10-11-2004, 12:06 PM

I gotta get home. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is on at 9.

10-06-2004, 06:38 PM	#1
Franklin Richards Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Baxter Building Posts: 23,030	Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say Inspired by That Guy's post over on the Bat World Board... Here's one to kick it off... Dr. Doom : Stop! Those shoes don't go with those pants. Doom's Favorite Things (as adapted by My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music) Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten; Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written; Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing; These are a few of my favorite things. Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches; Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches; Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings; These are a few of my favorite things. Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes; Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes; Soul switching magic and time warping rings; These are a few of my favorite things. When my Mom died, When my face burnt, When I'm feeling mad, I simply remember it's all Richard's fault, And then I don't feel so bad. <repeat> Last edited by Franklin Richards; 11-04-2008 at 12:26 PM.

10-06-2004, 11:42 PM	#2
Bottoms22 Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 162	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I need some Talcum powder for the Chaffing" Bottoms

10-06-2004, 11:46 PM	#3
Doomed_hero Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Camelot Posts: 8,873	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "You know Reed Richard is a very smart and talented guy." "Forget taking over the world, lets play Yatzee" __________________ Luke: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. The Emperor: So be it... Jedi.

10-06-2004, 11:53 PM	#4
Orko Is King Banned User Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: In George Lucas's neck fat Posts: 16,158	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I'm gay."

10-07-2004, 02:09 PM	#5
Rebel_Ace Precambrian F4 Fan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 339	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I wonder if Caller ID would help me avoid those pesky telemarketers?"

10-07-2004, 05:56 PM	#6
wobbly Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 6,493	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "Sue Darling, you would never leave me for that dullard Reed, would you?" __________________ To see some gratuitous Wobbly Bits just hit the link :)

10-08-2004, 12:00 AM	#7
Bottoms22 Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 162	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "Now I remember who Sue Storm Reminds me of! Jessica Alba! God, thats been driving me crazy all day!" Bottoms

10-08-2004, 01:50 PM	#8
TheSumOfGod Banned User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,934	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say Doctor Doom (while unzipping his pants): "Very well, it now seems obvious that the only way for us to finally put an end to our rivalry once and for all, Richards, is through a PEEING CONTEST!"

10-08-2004, 03:13 PM	#9
Franklin Richards Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Baxter Building Posts: 23,030	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say Doom : Boris! My pipe! My bowl! My fiddlers three!

10-08-2004, 06:39 PM	#10
wobbly Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 6,493	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "Does my bum look big in this?" __________________ To see some gratuitous Wobbly Bits just hit the link :)

10-08-2004, 11:11 PM	#11
DarkKnightJRK Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arizona Posts: 12,254	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "You know what Lavetra needs? DEMOCRACY!" __________________ DarkKnightJRK, an opinionated bastard since 1988. The Dark Knight in the "World of Heroes" DC RPG. The Wolverine in the "Heroes vs. Villians" Marvel RPG.

10-09-2004, 09:25 AM	#12
Rebel_Ace Precambrian F4 Fan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 339	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "Of course the U.N. can send inspectors into Latervia any time they wish."

10-09-2004, 09:49 AM	#13
MST3K 4ever BRING IT BACK! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In front of a computer Posts: 5,013	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I can't begin to tell you how much I love fudge." "The econonmy is a little tough for me now...it's time to start selling advertising space on my costume." "You know what...I am tierd of trying to take over the world...I'm going to Disneyworld" "I like long walks on the beach, mexican food, accustic guitar music, cold mixed drinks, racquetball and crushing all those who oppose me and my dreams for world domination until they beg for the sweet release of death...if these things interet you call me sometime and maybe we can go out." __________________ Know yourself & your enemy & you need not fear the outcome of a thousand battles-- General Sun-Tzu John 3:16

10-09-2004, 01:58 PM	#14
Rebel_Ace Precambrian F4 Fan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 339	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I'll have the quiche and salad, no cucumbers, serve the dressing on the side and a bottle of Perrier."

10-09-2004, 03:10 PM	#15
Ratcrawler Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 5,613	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say >"Pikachu! Doom chooses thee!" >"Trick or treat!" >"How doth Doom eat in this thing?" >"Ironic, is it not? My name is Victor Von Doom and I am a world renowned supervillain?" >"What exactly am I a doctor of in the first place?" >pinky to mouthplate"One BILLION Dollars!" > "Undergarments!? Bah! Doom freeballs presently!" >"I-AM-IRON-MAN!" >"There is an old Latverian addage. Fool Doom once, shame on--um,--you, you cannot fool Doom!!!"

10-10-2004, 05:35 AM	#16
Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon Join Date: May 2004 Location: you know the voice in your head, he's my flat mate Posts: 37,075	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say while on tele "hi there, i'm Victor Von Doom, some of you may know me as Dr Doom, the enemy of the FF, Avengers and so on. But today i'm here to invite you to try the home made Latvarian ale, it's the best ale there is and allthe procedes go to third world counties, and not world domination." __________________ sigh .... what a prick

10-10-2004, 05:49 AM	#17
Roughneck Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Back at the Hype Posts: 40,757	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I am woman, hear me roar......purrrrrr" "Perhaps If I change my name I would be more threatening. Combined Heroes fall before the might of Doctor Victor Von Fluffy Fur" __________________ The Winter Ninja

10-10-2004, 06:33 AM	#18
wobbly Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Essex, UK Posts: 6,493	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight. " __________________ To see some gratuitous Wobbly Bits just hit the link :)

10-10-2004, 01:30 PM	#19
spiderwyze Featherless Biped Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 550	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "Dude! Where's my car?" "I think so, Richards, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?" "Hmm... that Doombot looks like it's on the fritz again. I'll fix it with the Handyman's Secret Weapon: Duct Tape!" "Boris! Where'd you put my favorite pair of rubber-ducky slippers?" "Shake y'@$$, watch y'self! Shake y'@$$, show 'em what y'workin' with!" "Why does everybody compare me with Darth Vader and Magneto? I'm obviously more like Howard the Duck!" __________________ *Current Editor-In-Chief of 2099 UnderGround Revised.* *Now accepting submissions (full-length and 100-word stories) for 2099UGR Unlimited.*

10-10-2004, 03:51 PM	#20
Rebel_Ace Precambrian F4 Fan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 339	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "Tell me again, how do I get the VCR to stop blinking '12:00'?"

10-10-2004, 07:21 PM	#21
Fantastic Fan22 Side-Kick Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Baxter Building Posts: 429	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say Richards, return my Nelly CD or the world will face my wrath! Yes, time for south park! YEEEEAAAAH! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Now wheres that damn remote? Rubber Ducky ur the one, U make my bath time so much fun!

10-11-2004, 01:48 AM	#22
Roughneck Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Back at the Hype Posts: 40,757	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass. __________________ The Winter Ninja

10-11-2004, 02:48 AM	#23
Lord Valumart Hype's Dr - It's Canon Join Date: May 2004 Location: you know the voice in your head, he's my flat mate Posts: 37,075	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say "is my skirt to short?"

10-11-2004, 05:42 AM	#24
Roughneck Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Back at the Hype Posts: 40,757	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say Go Go Doom Skis. And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids and thier Thing. Well I saw the most interesting story on the view today. Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms. Who's your favorite New Kid? The bad man touched my Penis And for those that may have missed it earlier.... Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass. __________________ The Winter Ninja

10-11-2004, 12:06 PM	#25
Franklin Richards Banned User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The Baxter Building Posts: 23,030	Re: Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say I gotta get home. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is on at 9.

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