What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

That-Guy · 03-10-2005, 10:19 AM

What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen?

I’ve seen quite a few ones that were pretty awful… here are some of the worst:

“A woman’s place is in the kitchen!” (I can’t imagine what kind of idiot would have this on his vehicle, but I should note that it was on the back of a rusted, piece of sh**, 2-wheel drive pick up truck).

“Rear end me if you’re gay.” (I wish society would evolve past making jokes like this.)

“I hate cops.” (Having this one on your car is just plain stupid, I think, though I must say it takes balls.)

“F**kin’ Gonuts” (It was styled like a “Dunkin’ Donuts” label.)

“Pave the rainforest.” (I actually kind of like this one.

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The Demon · 03-10-2005, 10:21 AM

Bush/Cheney '04

Obi-Ron · 03-10-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

Bush/Cheney '04

I can't think of a worse one than that!

thebat7 · 03-10-2005, 10:25 AM

Actual sticker:

"Nuke an unborn, gay baby whale for Jesus"

LOL

SuperFerret · 03-10-2005, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Obi-Ron

I can't think of a worse one than that!

Cheney '08

**DOG LIPS** · 03-10-2005, 10:27 AM

"Unless you're a thong, stop riding my ass!"

What made this one bad was the driver was a big hairy greasy fat guy.

PLAS · 03-10-2005, 10:29 AM

"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I actually saw that on a bumper sticker

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

SuperFerret · 03-10-2005, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PLAS

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

That's the most logical course of action.

Captain_Obvious · 03-10-2005, 10:41 AM

"Baby on Board"

'cause I was going to bash my car into yours...but after seeing the sticker...I've had a change of heart

The Demon · 03-10-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PLAS

"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I actually saw that on a bumper sticker

I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective

I'd pay so much money to see that.

GREEN =w= DAY · 03-10-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

I'd pay so much money to see that.

hahaha...same here. on a side note, the worst bumper sticker i have ever seen is by far this one: "George W. Bush: America's Savior" when i saw that sticker i wanted to get out of my car and kick the guy's a$$. but i was afraid he's shoot me with his shotgun. damn rednecks.

Bat Child · 03-10-2005, 10:55 AM

"Hows my driving?Call 1-800-***-****"

I hate this one simply becaues i called one of those when a trucker hit my friends car, and i was on hold for 56 minutes. WHO THE HELL CALLS THAT NUMBER THAT I HAD TO WAIT 56 MINUTES?!...and why was there an indian lady on the other line?

Bat Child

X-Ray · 03-10-2005, 10:58 AM

for some reason i hate those "My child recieved blah blah blah from blah Elementary School" ...

i don't know why ... i just do ...

eat aliens · 03-10-2005, 10:59 AM

Those people who STILL have the "Redefeat Bush" or "Let's not elect him in 2004 either" stickers are starting to annoy me. Bush obviously won, but I guess some people didnt get the memo.

PLAS · 03-10-2005, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

I'd pay so much money to see that.

I'd gladly recieve that money

The Lumberjack · 03-10-2005, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by PLAS

I'd gladly recieve that money

Wait......did you guys just put a hit out on the President?

The Demon · 03-10-2005, 11:12 AM

Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie.

PLAS · 03-10-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Lumberjack

Wait......did you guys just put a hit out on the President?

errrr.... ummm, nope

*runs out*

PLAS · 03-10-2005, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie.

meh, that's like the easiest thing to do, if Bats pulled it off in DKR, why can't I?

Silver Sable · 03-10-2005, 11:18 AM

"Have you seen my weiner?"and it was a pic of a daschund lol

The Incredible Hulk · 03-10-2005, 11:44 AM

Worst one said : "God Bless President Bush"

Best one i ever saw said "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an *******"..

That-Guy · 03-10-2005, 11:54 AM

Ahh.. the Bush stickers. I forgot about those. Every time I see a sticker that says "W '04" or "Viva Bush" I want to crash my f**king car right into the person.

KingOfDreams · 03-10-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon

Bush/Cheney '04

took the words right out of my mouth

Quote:

Originally Posted by PLAS

"Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride"

I don't know what to say to that. That's...wow, some people are complete morons.

KingOfDreams · 03-10-2005, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperFerret

Cheney '08

*shudder*

The Demon · 03-10-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PLAS

meh, that's like the easiest thing to do, if Bats pulled it off in DKR, why can't I?

You know,I just realized....you'd better watch it,dude.

Not only are you gonna have the Secret Service (S.S.) on your ass for joking about shooting the President....but the legislators of Kentucky might ALSO nab you for terrorism,for creating a scenario involving Zombies.

03-10-2005, 10:19 AM	#1
That-Guy Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Burgh Posts: 16,292	What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? I’ve seen quite a few ones that were pretty awful… here are some of the worst: “A woman’s place is in the kitchen!” (I can’t imagine what kind of idiot would have this on his vehicle, but I should note that it was on the back of a rusted, piece of sh, 2-wheel drive pick up truck). “Rear end me if you’re gay.” (I wish society would evolve past making jokes like this.) “I hate cops.” (Having this one on your car is just plain stupid, I think, though I must say it takes balls.) “Fkin’ Gonuts” (It was styled like a “Dunkin’ Donuts” label.) “Pave the rainforest.” (I actually kind of like this one. )

03-10-2005, 10:21 AM	#2
The Demon Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles,California Posts: 1,024	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? Bush/Cheney '04 __________________ ENJOY ONLY 2 COSMETICS: Enough SLEEP And Dr. Bronner's Soap cleans: BODY MIND SOUL SPIRIT Instantly uniting One! All One! Absolute Cleanliness! For facial,scalp and soothing body rub,add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out.Lay over face and scalp.Massage.Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til Arms,Legs and ALL are rubbed,always towards the Heart. Breath Deeply! Within 9 minutes,you feel mint-clean! Ready to teach ALL the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith (saving 90% of your hot water and SOAP!)

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PLAS Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: screaming in a stage somewhere Posts: 21,086	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? "Thanks President Bush, For Giving The USA Back Its Pride" I actually saw that on a bumper sticker I wanted to shoot the car, then shoot myself, then come back from the dead and shoot Bush, I mean, being an undead zombie the logical thing to do would be to eat his brains, but seeing as he lacks any, I would starve, so shooting would be much more effective __________________ Spoiler!!! Click to Read!: YOU'LL BE PUMPING OVALTINE

03-10-2005, 10:41 AM	#9
Captain_Obvious Bless Us, Christ Bale Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Abandoned Toy Factory Posts: 28,002	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? "Baby on Board" 'cause I was going to bash my car into yours...but after seeing the sticker...I've had a change of heart __________________ I want my very own David 8.

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Bat Child Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: In a cave many miles to the south. Posts: 198	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? "Hows my driving?Call 1-800-*-**" I hate this one simply becaues i called one of those when a trucker hit my friends car, and i was on hold for 56 minutes. WHO THE HELL CALLS THAT NUMBER THAT I HAD TO WAIT 56 MINUTES?!...and why was there an indian lady on the other line? Bat Child

03-10-2005, 10:58 AM	#13
X-Ray Ippiki-ookami Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 5,402	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? for some reason i hate those "My child recieved blah blah blah from blah Elementary School" ... i don't know why ... i just do ... __________________ ... Blacky, my cat ... 1999-2012 Miss you little buddy

03-10-2005, 10:59 AM	#14
eat aliens Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Maine Posts: 1,764	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? Those people who STILL have the "Redefeat Bush" or "Let's not elect him in 2004 either" stickers are starting to annoy me. Bush obviously won, but I guess some people didnt get the memo.

03-10-2005, 11:12 AM	#17
The Demon Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Los Angeles,California Posts: 1,024	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? Only if Plas can manage to rise from his OWN grave as a Zombie. __________________ ENJOY ONLY 2 COSMETICS: Enough SLEEP And Dr. Bronner's Soap cleans: BODY MIND SOUL SPIRIT Instantly uniting One! All One! Absolute Cleanliness! For facial,scalp and soothing body rub,add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out.Lay over face and scalp.Massage.Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til Arms,Legs and ALL are rubbed,always towards the Heart. Breath Deeply! Within 9 minutes,you feel mint-clean! Ready to teach ALL the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith (saving 90% of your hot water and SOAP!)

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Silver Sable Wild Pack Commander Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Queens,NY Posts: 27,576	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? "Have you seen my weiner?"and it was a pic of a daschund lol

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The Incredible Hulk O AN I SEXY! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In a cave with a box of scraps! Posts: 29,564	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? Worst one said : "God Bless President Bush" Best one i ever saw said "Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an *****".. __________________ Superheroes: Serious Business!**

03-10-2005, 11:54 AM	#22
That-Guy Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Burgh Posts: 16,292	Re: What the Worst Bumper Sticker You’ve Ever Seen? Ahh.. the Bush stickers. I forgot about those. Every time I see a sticker that says "W '04" or "Viva Bush" I want to crash my f**king car right into the person.

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