Great News Buffy Fans

Metamorpho1977 · 07-20-2005, 07:52 PM

No they're not bringing back the series, even better, I wasn't sure where to post this, so here it is...

Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants To Be Naked...

Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to strip for her next film role. She
admits she is desperate to bare all on the big screen before she
hits 30 so her fans can see her in her prime.

Gellar, who shot to fame in the hit US TV series 'Buffy The Vampire
Slayer, hopes her naked ambition will convince directors to cast
her in more racy roles so she can shake off her teen star image.

She said: "I am approaching 30 and I need a change. The sort of
roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just
shock people into choosing me."

Rumor around town are she is being lined up to play a porn star
in new movie 'Southland Tales'.

The Question · 07-20-2005, 07:59 PM

I like porn as much as the next guy, but that still got my hopes up for more Buffy. Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!!

Pink Ranger · 07-20-2005, 08:26 PM

I've seen the last few magazine covers she's done. Not that I care, but she looks like some sort of strung-out junkie, and that's WITH airbrushing. The bloom fell off that rose years ago, fellas.

JLBats · 07-20-2005, 08:48 PM

You're mean! I'll watch it.

Superfreak · 07-20-2005, 08:50 PM

she should just release a home cam of her getting pounded by freddie... dirt cheap to make, huge exposure, and if handled correctly, will make more money than a fully fledged movie

Donnie Darko · 07-20-2005, 08:55 PM

yeah, but it would make me cry because I love her and hate him

Mike · 07-20-2005, 11:44 PM

Maybe if it was season 1 Buffy but now she's kind of skinny. But damn man, I thought this thread was about another show being made. Phuck Beans.

Kingfish · 07-21-2005, 01:34 AM

if its true, awesome.

Harlekin · 07-21-2005, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pink Ranger

I've seen the last few magazine covers she's done. Not that I care, but she looks like some sort of strung-out junkie, and that's WITH airbrushing. The bloom fell off that rose years ago, fellas.

Exactomundo. I wouldn't pay to see her naked these days. If it were Season 1 SMG though...

mongo44 · 07-21-2005, 06:24 AM

Can't wait for this film...

...but I'm ticked about the Buffy tease...

Roughneck · 07-21-2005, 07:08 AM

I've always had a feeling that she has wierd nipples.

Superfreak · 07-21-2005, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roughneck

I've always had a feeling that she has wierd nipples.

long and pointy?

Metamorpho1977 · 07-21-2005, 07:52 AM

sorry about the ruse guys, but I couldn't think of a better title for the thread.

Bishop2 · 07-21-2005, 08:26 AM

Remember when SMG used to have a full body and look really pretty? You know, back around seasons one and two?

And then she became so skinny that, at this point, I really can't claim to be terribly interested.

Luthor Kain · 07-21-2005, 09:08 AM

If Sarah desperately wants her fans to see her naked before she hits 30, why not pose for Playboy instead of baring it all on the big screen

This will certainly generate more attention than appearing in a movie naked.

Lobo · 07-21-2005, 09:09 AM

About time Sara

Bishop2 · 07-21-2005, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luthor Kain

If Sarah desperately wants her fans to see her naked before she hits 30, why not pose for Playboy instead of baring it all on the big screen

This will certainly generate more attention than appearing in a movie.

But she wants it to be in the interest of serving a story, like when Katie Holmes went topless for 'The Gift.' Playboy is the last bastion of has-been actresses who desperately need a tiny career boost.

KenK · 07-21-2005, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bishop2

But she wants it to be in the interest of serving a story, like when Katie Holmes went topless for 'The Gift.'

Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!

Quote:

Playboy is the last bastion of has-been actresses who desperately need a tiny career boost.

Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!

Dorian Gray · 07-21-2005, 12:41 PM

I thought I hated her before....but now I'm disgusted with her.

The Batman · 07-21-2005, 07:24 PM

Maybe when she was in her hot period, which was from 1996-2000 or so, but now?

Donnie Darko · 07-21-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KenK

Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!

Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!

I think this is the greatest post of all time. Like, the whole thing... good calls, indeed.

Harlekin · 07-22-2005, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KenK

Remember the Holocaust? Now picture the exact opposite of that!

Like Fellow Buffy Alum, Charisma Carpenter! Plus, she wanted to prove she was still a hot piece of ass after having a kid.

But SMG naked? Cruel Intentions was her best shot at nuding up and having it serve a story. Doing it now is just pointless. Remember when she did that Saturday Night Live sketch for "Actresses Holding their Boobs Magazine"?! That was priceless!

Which, truth be told, she was. Dayumn, she's got charisma...

OobeDoobBenubi · 07-22-2005, 06:03 AM

I HIGHLY doubt she wants to get naked for her millions / thousands of fans. There are OTHER ways to do it very easily then just in a movie. She could oh I dont know start a web site, take pictures professionally of her in the buff & post them there. I think the part where she WANTS her fans to see her in the buff is total BS when there are sooooooooo many OTHER ways to do it not just being in a movie. She is only getting naked in movies just to get more roles now that Buffy has been dead. For the fans my a$$.

mongo44 · 07-22-2005, 08:07 AM

Well, this is one fan who is saying, “thank you”...

(talking into tape recorder) Note to self...I need to find that Carpenter playboy...

KenK · 07-22-2005, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MvTrlrMsc

I HIGHLY doubt she wants to get naked for her millions / thousands of fans. There are OTHER ways to do it very easily then just in a movie. She could oh I dont know start a web site, take pictures professionally of her in the buff & post them there.

www.buffy-in-the-buff.com!(NOT a real website, so don't click it!)

07-20-2005, 07:52 PM	#1
Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mobile base of operations Posts: 8,731	Great News Buffy Fans No they're not bringing back the series, even better, I wasn't sure where to post this, so here it is... Sarah Michelle Gellar Wants To Be Naked... Sarah Michelle Gellar wants to strip for her next film role. She admits she is desperate to bare all on the big screen before she hits 30 so her fans can see her in her prime. Gellar, who shot to fame in the hit US TV series 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer, hopes her naked ambition will convince directors to cast her in more racy roles so she can shake off her teen star image. She said: "I am approaching 30 and I need a change. The sort of roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just shock people into choosing me." Rumor around town are she is being lined up to play a porn star in new movie 'Southland Tales'. __________________ I'm never bored cause I'm never boring. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Benjamin Franklin When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. ----Jimi Hendrix Like a midget at a urinal, you gotta stay on your toes.

07-20-2005, 07:59 PM	#2
The Question Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Hub City Posts: 36,045	Re: Great News Buffy Fans I like porn as much as the next guy, but that still got my hopes up for more Buffy. Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!! __________________ VIDEO-CLick to Watch!:

07-20-2005, 08:26 PM	#3
Pink Ranger Smooth Operator Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 14,381	Re: Great News Buffy Fans I've seen the last few magazine covers she's done. Not that I care, but she looks like some sort of strung-out junkie, and that's WITH airbrushing. The bloom fell off that rose years ago, fellas. __________________ 12 hours? You call that a filibuster? Strom Thurmond is laughing at you from hell. ~posted by Thundercrack85 on 04.05.2013

07-20-2005, 08:48 PM	#4
JLBats The boney king of nowhere Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 21,956	Re: Great News Buffy Fans You're mean! I'll watch it. __________________ [I am in here]

07-20-2005, 08:50 PM	#5
Superfreak Gramaton Cleric Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Puppies Are My Kryptonite Posts: 10,754	Re: Great News Buffy Fans she should just release a home cam of her getting pounded by freddie... dirt cheap to make, huge exposure, and if handled correctly, will make more money than a fully fledged movie __________________ Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum videtur

07-20-2005, 08:55 PM	#6
Donnie Darko Forgotten Pre-New 52 Hero Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 8,032	Re: Great News Buffy Fans yeah, but it would make me cry because I love her and hate him __________________ March 21, 2013 marked my 10-year anniversary on the SHH forums. Thank you all for the intelligent conversations, and even more so for the stupid ones. It's been fun.

07-20-2005, 11:44 PM	#7
Mike Banned User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,633	Re: Great News Buffy Fans Maybe if it was season 1 Buffy but now she's kind of skinny. But damn man, I thought this thread was about another show being made. Phuck Beans.

07-21-2005, 01:34 AM	#8
Kingfish Sick Boy Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: So Cal Posts: 8,126	Re: Great News Buffy Fans if its true, awesome. __________________ Personality, I mean that's what counts, right? That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great f***ing personality. 2008 SHH Fantasy Baseball Champion 2010 SHH Fantasy Baseball Champion

07-21-2005, 06:24 AM	#10
mongo44 Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lat. 35.22 N, Long. 80.93 W Posts: 1,209	Re: Great News Buffy Fans Can't wait for this film... ...but I'm ticked about the Buffy tease...

07-21-2005, 07:08 AM	#11
Roughneck Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Back at the Hype Posts: 40,757	Re: Great News Buffy Fans I've always had a feeling that she has wierd nipples. __________________ The Winter Ninja

07-21-2005, 07:52 AM	#13
Metamorpho1977 You jack wagon! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mobile base of operations Posts: 8,731	Re: Great News Buffy Fans sorry about the ruse guys, but I couldn't think of a better title for the thread. __________________ I'm never bored cause I'm never boring. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Benjamin Franklin When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. ----Jimi Hendrix Like a midget at a urinal, you gotta stay on your toes.

07-21-2005, 08:26 AM	#14
Bishop2 Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 4,827	Re: Great News Buffy Fans Remember when SMG used to have a full body and look really pretty? You know, back around seasons one and two? And then she became so skinny that, at this point, I really can't claim to be terribly interested. __________________ PROTIP: Sometimes people have opinions that are completely different from yours for entirely valid reasons.

07-21-2005, 09:08 AM	#15
Luthor Kain Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 237	Re: Great News Buffy Fans If Sarah desperately wants her fans to see her naked before she hits 30, why not pose for Playboy instead of baring it all on the big screen This will certainly generate more attention than appearing in a movie naked.

07-21-2005, 09:09 AM	#16
Lobo Aksanatar 1 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: White Cap Bay Posts: 29,584	Re: Great News Buffy Fans About time Sara __________________ It's our year, let's get it done

07-21-2005, 12:41 PM	#19
Dorian Gray Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 10,185	Re: Great News Buffy Fans I thought I hated her before....but now I'm disgusted with her. __________________ “Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not you go out and look for a successfull personality an duplicate it.” Last edited by Dorian Gray; 07-21-2005 at 01:06 PM.

07-22-2005, 06:03 AM	#23
OobeDoobBenubi Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 4,752	Re: Great News Buffy Fans I HIGHLY doubt she wants to get naked for her millions / thousands of fans. There are OTHER ways to do it very easily then just in a movie. She could oh I dont know start a web site, take pictures professionally of her in the buff & post them there. I think the part where she WANTS her fans to see her in the buff is total BS when there are sooooooooo many OTHER ways to do it not just being in a movie. She is only getting naked in movies just to get more roles now that Buffy has been dead. For the fans my a$$.

07-22-2005, 08:07 AM	#24
mongo44 Awaiting Email Confirmation Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lat. 35.22 N, Long. 80.93 W Posts: 1,209	Re: Great News Buffy Fans Well, this is one fan who is saying, “thank you”... (talking into tape recorder) Note to self...I need to find that Carpenter playboy...

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