What colour would you make that bastard?

Ultimate Movie-Man · 07-26-2005, 12:38 PM

I'd probably make him orange or green.

BTW Vote...I like making poll threads...its cool to see what the average comic fan thinks!

Nancy-Twin · 07-28-2005, 09:32 PM

I would like green, but blue's cool too.

dude love · 07-29-2005, 05:47 AM

There's a reason that he's yellow. He has an actual medical condition called 'Jaundice' that makes the skin yellow. Obviously Miller exaggerated Roark Jnr.'s condition.

Ultimate Movie-Man · 07-29-2005, 12:01 PM

I just want to see what others thought. I reckon different colour bastards would be cool. It's just for fun, dude_love. But I haven't read the graphic novel so I wouldn't know exactly why he's yellow etc.

dude love · 08-01-2005, 02:57 AM

I wasn't hating at all.

It doesn't specifically say in the book why he's yellow, but the only logical reason is Jaundice. Personally I'd vote for "Get to the castration".

Ultimate Movie-Man · 08-01-2005, 01:02 PM

It is a personal favourite

ScottishFogg · 08-01-2005, 01:11 PM

i like him yellow because not only of the jaundice but because he's weak. he preys on children. it takes no strength, no courage to do what he does. thus, he's "yellow."

Bluefire · 08-17-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by dude love

There's a reason that he's yellow. He has an actual medical condition called 'Jaundice' that makes the skin yellow. Obviously Miller exaggerated Roark Jnr.'s condition.

no its not, its the result of experimentation done on him inorder to restore his family jewels which were taken away from him by hartigan.

Comic Book Boy · 08-17-2005, 01:26 PM

This thread sucks! But I don't care because this forum is dead.

Splinter · 08-17-2005, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluefire

no its not, its the result of experimentation done on him inorder to restore his family jewels which were taken away from him by hartigan.

Is there really any solid explanation as to how trying to get back his balls made him yellow, lost him his hair, and enlarged his head? Or is just a left-to-your-imagination sorta thing?

Gamma Ray · 08-17-2005, 09:40 PM

"I took away his weapon.... Both of them."

agustinaldo · 08-19-2005, 08:31 AM

The Yellow Bastard is yellow because Hartigan blew off his bladder.

By doing that,his urine spreads through his whole body instead of being stored.

Part of it speadt through his skin,making it yellow.

hence, The Yellow Bastard.That's why he smells so bad,and why his blood is also colored yellow.

The only other possibility is that Hartigan blows off his intestines,making him brown instead of yellow.

08-19-2005, 04:03 PM

Yellow...

Splinter · 08-20-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agustinaldo

The Yellow Bastard is yellow because Hartigan blew off his bladder.

By doing that,his urine spreads through his whole body instead of being stored.

Part of it speadt through his skin,making it yellow.

hence, The Yellow Bastard.That's why he smells so bad,and why his blood is also colored yellow.

The only other possibility is that Hartigan blows off his intestines,making him brown instead of yellow.

Thanks.

thecrazy88 · 08-23-2005, 07:31 AM

I think that he looks best in yellow.. But I voted pink

Ultimate Movie-Man · 06-02-2006, 07:18 AM

I cannot beleive I started this piece of hunkajunk

Bat Attack · 06-02-2006, 10:55 AM

the color I would make him would be yellow.

TNC9852002 · 06-05-2006, 07:52 PM

What an unusual thread...

-TNC

iceberg325 · 06-06-2006, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TNC9852002

What an unusual thread...

-TNC

I second that.

View Poll Results: What colour would you make that bastard?
Yellow	23	60.53%
Blue	4	10.53%
Pink	4	10.53%
Red	5	13.16%
Purple	5	13.16%
Orange	3	7.89%
Black (or grey)	5	13.16%
White (or grey)	4	10.53%
Green	5	13.16%
Brown	3	7.89%
My choice isn't on here.	2	5.26%
I don't care...GET TO THE CASTRATION!	15	39.47%
Other	3	7.89%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 38. You may not vote on this poll

07-26-2005, 12:38 PM	#1
Ultimate Movie-Man Master of Kick-arsery Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Land of lost souls Posts: 12,421	What colour would you make that bastard? I'd probably make him orange or green. BTW Vote...I like making poll threads...its cool to see what the average comic fan thinks! __________________ Why not check out my horror blog? Scared, are you? Chattery on Xbox Live

07-28-2005, 09:32 PM	#2
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07-29-2005, 05:47 AM	#3
dude love Pissin fire is awesome! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Val Verde Posts: 7,908	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? There's a reason that he's yellow. He has an actual medical condition called 'Jaundice' that makes the skin yellow. Obviously Miller exaggerated Roark Jnr.'s condition. __________________ At one point, Stallone punches Schwarzenegger and he shoots back, "You hit like a vegetarian!" It doesn't matter whether you trust in Whedon or Nolan.... always bet on Black.

07-29-2005, 12:01 PM	#4
Ultimate Movie-Man Master of Kick-arsery Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Land of lost souls Posts: 12,421	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? I just want to see what others thought. I reckon different colour bastards would be cool. It's just for fun, dude_love. But I haven't read the graphic novel so I wouldn't know exactly why he's yellow etc. __________________ Why not check out my horror blog? Scared, are you? Chattery on Xbox Live

08-01-2005, 02:57 AM	#5
dude love Pissin fire is awesome! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Val Verde Posts: 7,908	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? I wasn't hating at all. It doesn't specifically say in the book why he's yellow, but the only logical reason is Jaundice. Personally I'd vote for "Get to the castration". __________________ At one point, Stallone punches Schwarzenegger and he shoots back, "You hit like a vegetarian!" It doesn't matter whether you trust in Whedon or Nolan.... always bet on Black.

08-01-2005, 01:02 PM	#6
Ultimate Movie-Man Master of Kick-arsery Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Land of lost souls Posts: 12,421	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? It is a personal favourite __________________ Why not check out my horror blog? Scared, are you? Chattery on Xbox Live

08-01-2005, 01:11 PM	#7
ScottishFogg Narnian Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 1,832	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? i like him yellow because not only of the jaundice but because he's weak. he preys on children. it takes no strength, no courage to do what he does. thus, he's "yellow." __________________ had an idea today . . . http://scottfogg.blogspot.com/

08-17-2005, 01:26 PM	#9
Comic Book Boy Producer/Writer/Director Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come Posts: 6,090	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? This thread sucks! But I don't care because this forum is dead. __________________ -Comic Book Boy- Become a Fan of my Production company: HEART-BEAT PRODUCTIONS, LLC

08-17-2005, 09:40 PM	#11
Gamma Ray Banned User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,946	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? "I took away his weapon.... Both of them."

08-19-2005, 08:31 AM	#12
agustinaldo Side-Kick Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 165	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? The Yellow Bastard is yellow because Hartigan blew off his bladder. By doing that,his urine spreads through his whole body instead of being stored. Part of it speadt through his skin,making it yellow. hence, The Yellow Bastard.That's why he smells so bad,and why his blood is also colored yellow. The only other possibility is that Hartigan blows off his intestines,making him brown instead of yellow.

08-19-2005, 04:03 PM	#13
Kevin's Head Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? Yellow...

08-23-2005, 07:31 AM	#15
thecrazy88 Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Basin City Posts: 50	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? I think that he looks best in yellow.. But I voted pink

06-02-2006, 07:18 AM	#16
Ultimate Movie-Man Master of Kick-arsery Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Land of lost souls Posts: 12,421	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? I cannot beleive I started this piece of hunkajunk __________________ Why not check out my horror blog? Scared, are you? Chattery on Xbox Live

06-02-2006, 10:55 AM	#17
Bat Attack Mirth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United States Posts: 14,173	Re: What colour would you make that bastard? the color I would make him would be yellow.

06-05-2006, 07:52 PM	#18
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