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09-12-2005, 08:42 PM
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The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Just inspired by that wonderful thread in the Begins section.
Have fun and bring your ideas I'll start but I'm pretty sure we can find better ones in the future  Max : Please don't kill me, I have nothing to do with that terrible CINO film... Catwoman : If you were Dent I would have only scar you so you woud've become Two-Face for the sequel but the actual situation is quite different... Please add some funny ones |
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09-12-2005, 08:46 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Catwoman:I heard Shumacher's directin' the next one.
Schreck:Then kill me off.
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09-12-2005, 09:56 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
catwoman: 'sniff' your hair smells good, do you use conditioner??
schreck: why yes, why yes i do |
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09-12-2005, 10:37 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Max: AHH! Damn, woman, are you using the whole fist?! Selina: Yes, why?
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09-13-2005, 07:44 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
To Everybody : Don't be shy to add some various pictures from the anthology (The 4 Burton-Schumacker), I am very curious about what we can get in that captionning
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09-13-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
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Max: i see, take it out ill go get some lube to ease it up |
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09-14-2005, 06:50 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
 Bruce : Next time, I'll try to have a seat set on my bike before riding on it... |
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09-14-2005, 07:06 PM
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Bruce : Dude... this weed is like... awesome... and I'm listening to Strawberry Fields Forever, and I hear like... messages!! Like, like... Paul is ****ing dead man!
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09-14-2005, 07:36 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Awesome thread haha..
Here is some more. ___________________- -The Riddler: Hey Two Face show me your third nipple.  -Two Face: *Flipping the coin 5 times* NO DODA ILL NEVA SHOW YOU MY NUBBIN  -The Riddler: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................. |
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09-14-2005, 07:37 PM
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-The Riddler: JIKES! Damn you schumacher this outfit is TIGHT!
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09-14-2005, 07:39 PM
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-Edward: This is why i always go Commando
 
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09-15-2005, 08:03 PM
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09-15-2005, 08:45 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
 Batman: Come closer so we can have a more intimate relationship... Joker : OMG! You have a ****** bad breath! Batman : Oh, sorry fellow... I.. I couldn't know... Joker : Yeah well if you do not ingurgitate some Listerine right now I'm freeing myself out of your arms and I go tell your mommy to spank you Batman : Ok, don't be so rude man, can you reach my belt for me please?... No not that one, the one around my hips... |
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09-15-2005, 08:47 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Sorry now here's the pic that goes with it
 Batman: Come closer so we can have a more intimate relationship... Joker : OMG! You have a ****** bad breath! Batman : Oh, sorry fellow... I.. I couldn't know... Joker : Yeah well if you do not ingurgitate some Listerine right now I'm freeing myself out of your arms and I go tell your mommy to spank you Batman : Ok, don't be so rude man, can you reach my belt for me please?... No not that one, the one around my hips... |
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09-15-2005, 09:13 PM
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The Riddler: Riddle me this.... Who cracked the password for life suply naked picture's of Aria kornikova?........................ YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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09-15-2005, 09:15 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Two-Face: I cant belive how good the right hand works
 
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09-15-2005, 11:22 PM
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 "I have a cold and my nose is running but I must hold this pose so I'll lick my dripping snot" |
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09-16-2005, 06:18 PM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
 Riddler : When I go the the shop, I buy... Two-Face : Wait a minute... I have some vision problems this time, you know about astimgatism? The **** that makes you see one lonely thing twice?... So if I try of my own to find precisely what's the object in your hand, I'd say it is... Riddler : Exactly; this is my urinal test for the next Olympic Games and you'll never figure out how I will fool the doping comitee... |
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09-19-2005, 05:12 AM
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 "As you can see, the botox is clearly working".  "Boy, About Scmidt really did s*ck, didn't it"? Last edited by The Chairman; 09-19-2005 at 05:18 AM. |
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09-19-2005, 08:34 AM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
 BATMAN: Bing bang stick it in, thank you and good night.
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10-16-2005, 08:09 AM
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Re: The Official Batman Anthology Caption This Thread
Trying to resurrect this thread
 Batman : Are you all well proportionned?... Well, you know, your small and...everything equal or... Captain Winkie... Penguin : ??? Batman : DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE C***
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10-16-2005, 08:57 AM
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Catwoman: Tell me that im better than Halle Berry or you'll die! Max: You are, you are. Please dont kill me. |
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10-16-2005, 09:01 AM
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TWO-FACE: Join me, together we will destroy the Sith. |
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10-16-2005, 09:02 AM
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TWO-FACE: Robin, im your father! Or if you prefer.... TWO-FACE: Bruce! I killed your father! Bruce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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10-16-2005, 09:04 AM
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two-face: Seriously, tell me which is my best profile? |
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