The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread

hey yo its sean · 09-30-2005, 07:05 PM

This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

Contribute your words of wisdom. About? Whatever you want. Go crazy.

I'll start: "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."

Liquid Snake · 09-30-2005, 07:34 PM

theres a saying in my country, the cayote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young, and the blood drips down to the villiage for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"

SWAT · 09-30-2005, 08:06 PM

Am I the only one who finds urine samples extremly hard to take...?

Caliber · 09-30-2005, 10:10 PM

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

Alexia Dark · 09-30-2005, 10:11 PM

When the world around you is falling apart, remember that you are still standing.

The Incredible Hulk · 09-30-2005, 10:15 PM

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

PyroChamber · 09-30-2005, 10:17 PM

Porn is useless if there is no sound.

Socrates · 09-30-2005, 10:18 PM

"Just say no."

There.

I've assessed the situation, and now I'm going.

Carter · 09-30-2005, 10:23 PM

"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
- Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

Honey Vibe · 09-30-2005, 10:24 PM

People who are nice to you but mean to waiters are not nice people.

Equinox · 09-30-2005, 10:39 PM

To conquer fear, you must become fear

GI Low Budget · 09-30-2005, 11:45 PM

What's good is that child pornography is considered vile and putrid. What's not good is that it suddenly becomes artwork when it's a 2,000 year old Greek statue of a 7 year old boy pissing in a dirty old man's mouth.

Caliber · 10-01-2005, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carter

"You're damned if you do and damned if you don't"
- Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

This is the truth about life because you can't please anyone at all. They ether leave you for caring or thinking about cheating. They don't communicate. I'm sorry I'm just venting from my current situation.

Deadpool187 · 10-01-2005, 12:04 AM

What Are You Dense? Are You Retarded Or Something? Who The Hell Do You Think I Am?
I'm The Goddamn Batman.

Venom'sDad · 10-01-2005, 12:42 AM

If you smell something stanky..............

That's me........................

Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!

Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!

Winter Spleen · 10-01-2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hey yo its sean

This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake.

I wouldn't dare.

Silent · 10-01-2005, 12:45 AM

You’re the product of a six pack and a faulty condom. ~Dad

Winter Spleen · 10-01-2005, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom'sDad

If you smell something stanky..............

That's me........................

Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!!

Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!

You disgust me.

Edd Extraordinaire · 10-01-2005, 12:56 AM

Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.

Winter Spleen · 10-01-2005, 01:03 AM

well... they could...

Edd Extraordinaire · 10-01-2005, 01:04 AM

If they are really really really good at it.

Venom'sDad · 10-01-2005, 01:21 AM

If your left cheek always itch........

You are probably a Liberal.

If your right cheek always itch........

You are probably a Conservative.

But......

If you always itching in the middle......

Well..........umm....

You are just a complete A$$h@!e

Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????

Winter Spleen · 10-01-2005, 01:22 AM

It pains me how bad you suck.

Edd Extraordinaire · 10-01-2005, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom'sDad

If your left cheek always itch........

You are probably a Liberal.

If your right cheek always itch........

You are probably a Conservative.

But......

If you always itching in the middle......

Well..........umm....

You are just a complete A$$h@!e

Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????

Don't do drugs. Eat your school, stay in greens.

Helghast · 10-01-2005, 01:25 AM

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it.

09-30-2005, 07:05 PM	#1
hey yo its sean Banned User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,191	The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread This isn't a thread for anyone to ask for advice, make no mistake. Contribute your words of wisdom. About? Whatever you want. Go crazy. I'll start: "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick." Last edited by hey yo its sean; 09-30-2005 at 07:12 PM. Reason: typographical error

09-30-2005, 07:34 PM	#2
Liquid Snake Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 14,115	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread theres a saying in my country, the cayote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young, and the blood drips down to the villiage for breakfast, lunch and dinner,"

09-30-2005, 08:06 PM	#3
SWAT Posse Magnet Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Norway. Posts: 6,746	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread Am I the only one who finds urine samples extremly hard to take...? __________________ -James Ransone for Weasle in DЄΛDPOOL- \|So Why Then, Has All My Life Made No Sound? - And Are Your Eyes Closing... Even Now? My Life Made No Sound - I Fear Your Eyes Closing\|

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Caliber Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Swimming in the abstract Posts: 10,154	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. __________________ Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious. Society gets the criminals it deserves. The very meaningless of life forces man to to create his own meaning- Stanley Kubrick Avvy by Hunter Rider

09-30-2005, 10:11 PM	#5
Alexia Dark Warrior Princess Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Angel Grove Posts: 12,599	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread When the world around you is falling apart, remember that you are still standing.

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The Incredible Hulk O AN I SEXY! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: In a cave with a box of scraps! Posts: 29,564	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. __________________ Superheroes: Serious Business!

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Socrates Side-Kick Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 12,748	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread "Just say no." There. I've assessed the situation, and now I'm going.

09-30-2005, 10:23 PM	#9
Carter Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Not staring at it, eating it. Posts: 13,805	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread "You're damned if you do and damned if you don't" - Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

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Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde? Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 12,854	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread People who are nice to you but mean to waiters are not nice people. __________________ "I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams...."

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Equinox Nerazzurri Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: La Curva Nord! Posts: 6,258	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread To conquer fear, you must become fear __________________ F.C. Internazionale *1908* *centoanniinter 1908-2008*

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GI Low Budget Banned User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada...u don't like that place, then kiss my ass Posts: 134	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread What's good is that child pornography is considered vile and putrid. What's not good is that it suddenly becomes artwork when it's a 2,000 year old Greek statue of a 7 year old boy pissing in a dirty old man's mouth.

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Venom'sDad Reason I Became a Raider Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6,411	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread If you smell something stanky.............. That's me........................ Cause, I'm the $h!+!!!! Yeahhhhh Baby!!!!!

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Silent Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 469	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread You’re the product of a six pack and a faulty condom. ~Dad __________________

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Edd Extraordinaire Banned User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Killadelphia Posts: 9,700	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread Women, can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.

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Winter Spleen Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In your top drawer. Posts: 5,638	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread well... they could...

10-01-2005, 01:04 AM	#21
Edd Extraordinaire Banned User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Killadelphia Posts: 9,700	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread If they are really really really good at it.

10-01-2005, 01:21 AM	#22
Venom'sDad Reason I Became a Raider Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 6,411	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread If your left cheek always itch........ You are probably a Liberal. If your right cheek always itch........ You are probably a Conservative. But...... If you always itching in the middle...... Well..........umm.... You are just a complete A$$h@!e Spleen...do you itch in the middle?????

10-01-2005, 01:22 AM	#23
Winter Spleen Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In your top drawer. Posts: 5,638	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread It pains me how bad you suck.

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Helghast Side-Kick Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Clouds, skirts and rainbows Posts: 1,943	Re: The words of wisdom/random advice/etc. thread Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it.

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