Tainted Pastries

vibeke_T · 11-02-2005, 11:32 AM

A judge sentenced the man convicted of putting his own fecal matter on food at a Dallas grocery store to five years in prison.

Against his attorney's advice, Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh took the stand in his own defense to explain why he did it.

"I was sitting at home and I was in one of my withdrawal and I had the feces there, I was cleaning up, I already did some heroin." said Nahidmobarekeh.

He said he was upset at employees at the Fiesta Grocery Store in Dallas.

"I picked up that dry feces I talked about it it couldn't hurt anybody I could get, even if I get caught I want to teach these people a lesson." said Nahidmobarekeh.

He said he thought they didn't properly address his complaints he'd made against the store.

After the conviction, Nahidmobarekeh's attorney says the jury made its decision too hastily.

"The jury made a decision because it was so grossed out. They couldn't follow the law. It was an emotional decision. I understand." said Clark Birdsall.

Judge Vic Cunningham called what Nahidmobarekeh did, "nasty" and "repulsive."

"It's been so nasty, it's raunchy, repugnant, repulsive, vile and vulgar. Your lawyer had the best line of all, you just can't put any lipstick on this pig. There's no way, it's just nasty." said Cunningham.

"I think by their verdict and sending the five years and considering he was probation eligible and giving him penitentiary time, I think it was a pretty strong verdict." said prosecutor Taly Haffar.

Store owners initially called police after customers complained the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.
http://www.team4news.com/Global/stor...29330&nav=0w0v

MakeMineMarvel · 11-02-2005, 11:34 AM

that's just nasty.

vibeke_T · 11-02-2005, 11:35 AM

its also funny

Kable24 · 11-02-2005, 12:05 PM

How can a lawyer defend something like this? I am amazed at the spin defense lawyers can try and do for people.

kane9321 · 11-02-2005, 12:18 PM

lawyers have no souls

vibeke_T · 11-02-2005, 12:26 PM

neither do people who sprinkle booboo on your donuts

kane9321 · 11-02-2005, 12:30 PM

^^^^ so true

NHawk19 · 11-02-2005, 01:22 PM

Why did he have feces just lying around?

guitarsingerguy · 11-02-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NHawk19

Why did he have feces just lying around?

It said he was going through heroin withdrawals.

NHawk19 · 11-02-2005, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitarsingerguy

It said he was going through heroin withdrawals.

So when you're going through a heroin withdrawl you get the sudden urge to store you poop for later use?

guitarsingerguy · 11-02-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NHawk19

So when you're going through a heroin withdrawl you get the sudden urge to store you poop for later use?

No, you lose bowel control, and are generally in great pain. It's extremely common for people going through withdrawals to have crap and piss all over the place.

jaguarr · 11-02-2005, 02:01 PM

When the guys in his cell-block find out what he's in for, I bet they give him Dirty Sanchez's every single day for the duration of his stay in the Graybar Hotel.

jag

Wilhelm-Scream · 11-02-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NHawk19

Why did he have feces just lying around?

"So while watching TV that night, I glanced over to the poo on my coffee table and devised a plan. I checked the cupboard to make sure I'd have enough."

Tyrinus · 11-02-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitarsingerguy

No, you lose bowel control, and are generally in great pain. It's extremely common for people going through withdrawals to have crap and piss all over the place.

I wonder why D.A.R.E doesn't use this as a deterent.

jaguarr · 11-02-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrinus

I wonder why D.A.R.E doesn't use this as a deterent.

Yeah. They could use that information in a smear campaign.

jag

Wilhelm-Scream · 11-02-2005, 02:56 PM

buh-doop-TSSsss bOIng!

Holly Goodhead · 11-02-2005, 02:58 PM

Was l the only one who thought this thread was titled Tainted Panties?

vibeke_T · 11-02-2005, 11:58 PM

lmao WHAT?

Tyrinus · 11-03-2005, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly Goodhead

Was l the only one who thought this thread was titled Tainted Panties?

Maybe it should be.

nosebleed. · 11-03-2005, 12:30 AM

vibeke is so gross.

vibeke_T · 11-03-2005, 01:39 AM

you mean to say "vibeke is so cool"

nosebleed. · 11-03-2005, 02:08 AM

vibeke is so gross...that she's cool?

vibeke_T · 11-03-2005, 11:49 AM

yes....grossly cool

jaguarr · 11-03-2005, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilhelm-Scream

buh-doop-TSSsss bOIng!

Thank you! I'll be here all week!

jag

vibeke_T · 09-15-2006, 02:02 PM

Just to refresh our collective memories.

11-02-2005, 11:32 AM	#1
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Tainted Pastries A judge sentenced the man convicted of putting his own fecal matter on food at a Dallas grocery store to five years in prison. Against his attorney's advice, Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh took the stand in his own defense to explain why he did it. "I was sitting at home and I was in one of my withdrawal and I had the feces there, I was cleaning up, I already did some heroin." said Nahidmobarekeh. He said he was upset at employees at the Fiesta Grocery Store in Dallas. "I picked up that dry feces I talked about it it couldn't hurt anybody I could get, even if I get caught I want to teach these people a lesson." said Nahidmobarekeh. He said he thought they didn't properly address his complaints he'd made against the store. After the conviction, Nahidmobarekeh's attorney says the jury made its decision too hastily. "The jury made a decision because it was so grossed out. They couldn't follow the law. It was an emotional decision. I understand." said Clark Birdsall. Judge Vic Cunningham called what Nahidmobarekeh did, "nasty" and "repulsive." "It's been so nasty, it's raunchy, repugnant, repulsive, vile and vulgar. Your lawyer had the best line of all, you just can't put any lipstick on this pig. There's no way, it's just nasty." said Cunningham. "I think by their verdict and sending the five years and considering he was probation eligible and giving him penitentiary time, I think it was a pretty strong verdict." said prosecutor Taly Haffar. Store owners initially called police after customers complained the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure. http://www.team4news.com/Global/stor...29330&nav=0w0v

11-02-2005, 11:34 AM	#2
MakeMineMarvel Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The mental projection of my digital self Posts: 2,633	Re: Tainted Pastries that's just nasty. __________________ Member of the Weapon X Tattoo Squad First Child: Ella Elizabeth, born 1/25/06 avatar by Roma

11-02-2005, 11:35 AM	#3
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Re: Tainted Pastries its also funny

11-02-2005, 12:05 PM	#4
Kable24 Member of the NRA Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hershey, PA Posts: 12,841	Re: Tainted Pastries How can a lawyer defend something like this? I am amazed at the spin defense lawyers can try and do for people. __________________ http://www.slickguns.com/ - great gun deals www.youtube.com/user/TheZombieDon

11-02-2005, 12:18 PM	#5
kane9321 oakland's finest Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: all in yo grill! Posts: 11,232	Re: Tainted Pastries lawyers have no souls

11-02-2005, 12:26 PM	#6
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Re: Tainted Pastries neither do people who sprinkle booboo on your donuts

11-02-2005, 12:30 PM	#7
kane9321 oakland's finest Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: all in yo grill! Posts: 11,232	Re: Tainted Pastries ^^^^ so true

11-02-2005, 01:22 PM	#8
NHawk19 insert witty comment Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Steel Town USA Posts: 3,950	Re: Tainted Pastries Why did he have feces just lying around? __________________ Chris: This is a sports network. Our sponsors expect us to project an image of good health and clean living. Dan: I'll think about that next time I'm reporting on how the Miller Genuine Draft car did in the Winston Cup.

11-02-2005, 02:01 PM	#12
jaguarr Be Your Own Hero Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In The Moment Posts: 43,580	Re: Tainted Pastries When the guys in his cell-block find out what he's in for, I bet they give him Dirty Sanchez's every single day for the duration of his stay in the Graybar Hotel. jag __________________ Bite into the apple of discord and let it nourish away your complacency. A VERY Basic Primer To Bodybuilding, Weight Training & Fitnesss (2nd Edition, New And Improved!)

11-02-2005, 02:56 PM	#16
Wilhelm-Scream Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: C@L Posts: 46,314	Re: Tainted Pastries buh-doop-TSSsss bOIng!

11-02-2005, 02:58 PM	#17
Holly Goodhead Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Windy City Posts: 31,748	Re: Tainted Pastries Was l the only one who thought this thread was titled Tainted Panties?

11-02-2005, 11:58 PM	#18
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Re: Tainted Pastries lmao WHAT?

11-03-2005, 12:30 AM	#20
nosebleed. Banned User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 9,792	Re: Tainted Pastries vibeke is so gross.

11-03-2005, 01:39 AM	#21
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Re: Tainted Pastries you mean to say "vibeke is so cool"

11-03-2005, 02:08 AM	#22
nosebleed. Banned User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 9,792	Re: Tainted Pastries vibeke is so gross...that she's cool?

11-03-2005, 11:49 AM	#23
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Re: Tainted Pastries yes....grossly cool

09-15-2006, 02:02 PM	#25
vibeke_T Side-Kick Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,299	Re: Tainted Pastries Just to refresh our collective memories.

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