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11-06-2005, 04:38 PM
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Side-Kick
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Mix up movie captions
I stumbled across this thing on somethingawful.com:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1951 And I just thought I'd shamelessly rip it off into a "caption this" thread. Take any screenshot of a movie and caption it with a line from a different movie. I'll start.  "You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead."
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11-06-2005, 05:00 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
haha! Nice one.
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11-06-2005, 07:26 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 Magneto: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...stop right there. Eatin' a ****** out, and givin' a ****** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing. Xavier: It's not. It's the same ballpark. Magneto: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. |
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11-06-2005, 07:34 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 "If you die first, I am definately going to eat you.?"
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11-06-2005, 08:04 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 "What?"  "English, motherf***er! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
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Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Zoe Saldana, John Cho, Simon Pegg, Anton Yelchin, Bruce Greenwood, and Eric Bana in
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11-06-2005, 08:08 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 "i want you to hit me as hard as you can"
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11-06-2005, 10:33 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 "The power of Christ compells you!"  "How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the **** is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny!"  "Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er!"  "Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead. "  "Hail to the King, Baby!" 
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Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky. - Alan Moore Last edited by C.F. Kane; 11-06-2005 at 10:55 PM. |
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11-06-2005, 10:58 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 DARTH VADER: "Hear me and understand this - I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this ****ing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face. I make that **** work. It does whatever the **** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****! Then I rub my nose with it!" |
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11-06-2005, 11:05 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
Vader: I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.
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11-06-2005, 11:07 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 INDY: "Oh, I was wondering what happened to my oversized ball of doom!" |
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11-06-2005, 11:16 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
Quote:
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Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky. - Alan Moore |
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11-06-2005, 11:19 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 MJ: I'll never let go Jack.. Spider-Man: Jack? Who's Jack?! MJ: No, not Jack, I meant *dropped* Spideeyyyyy...
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11-06-2005, 11:45 PM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
Note to posters: Just use existing, unaltered movie quotes. Don't add on your own dialogue.
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Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky. - Alan Moore Last edited by C.F. Kane; 11-07-2005 at 10:08 AM. |
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11-07-2005, 05:39 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 It's a queen. She'll breed. You'll die.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks Last edited by Elijya; 11-07-2005 at 07:13 AM. |
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11-07-2005, 05:44 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 Vin: Look, if I had any kind of glow it's because I just got laid. I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded. Paul: Deny it all you want. I think that you're too proud to admit that you want her back. Vin: I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks |
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11-07-2005, 05:47 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 Sagat: I want that. Bison: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog? Sagat: No. I want that feeling. The feeling that comes over a man when he gets exactly what he desires. I need that feeling! Bison: Are you saying what I think you're saying? Sagat: We gotta go to White Castle. Bison: YES! YES! I knew you had it in you dude!
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks Last edited by Elijya; 11-07-2005 at 09:05 AM. |
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11-07-2005, 05:52 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't ya, Beni?
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks |
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11-07-2005, 05:54 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 You're a ****ing ugly *****. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks |
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11-07-2005, 05:56 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho *****.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks |
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11-07-2005, 06:00 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume. Riff Raff: And we always win! Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks Last edited by Elijya; 11-07-2005 at 09:06 AM. |
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11-07-2005, 06:01 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 Come get some.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks |
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11-07-2005, 06:04 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 Big fat guy, I mean like orca fat.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks |
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11-07-2005, 06:07 AM
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 The night's as hot as hell. It's a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town - I'm staring at a goddess. She's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more minute wondering how I've gotten this lucky. She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman... the Goddess. Goldie. She says her name is Goldie.
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Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. "I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit." - Bill Hicks Last edited by Elijya; 11-07-2005 at 06:10 AM. |
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11-07-2005, 06:11 AM
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Re: Mix up movie captions
 "Well you stupid ****, look at you now!" Scarface
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