Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND?

Golgo-13 · 11-20-2005, 02:11 PM

So you and your buddy are hiking through the wilderness. The two of you stop to take a break, and enjoy the scenic view. Your buddy tells you he has to take a wizz, so he walks off to 'pee' in privacy, behind a near by bush. Suddenly you hear a loud and eerie scream-that sends chills down your spine!

You rush over to your buddy and he is on the ground writhing in pain. You see a highly venomous snake slithering hastily away. You cuddle your buddy and ask him "What has happened?" He uncups his hands away from his groin, and see that his penis is swollen to the size of a grapefruit - he's been bitten on his johnson! Your First Aid instincts kicks in. You wrap a turnoquet around it and try to re-assure him everything will be o.k. It's a busy trail, so the chances that someone travelling along it that will be carrying a 'snake-kit' are good. Time goes by,and noboby has come upon the two of you. Your buddy tells you the pain is too much to bare; but he has an idea. The poison needs to be sucked out to reduce tissue damage. Your buddy, your best'est buddy in the whole world looks you dead in the eye, and with the most sincere and desperate look you've ever seen on his face he's utters,
"Please use your mouth and suck the poison out! The swelling is unbearable....i'd do it for you!"

Would you DO IT or NOT?

Note: Now i know that sucking poison out of a snake bite is not recommended but in extreme situations it can be beneficial to by the victim some time-just like the sucking motion of a 'snake kit'.

Th'Dude · 11-20-2005, 02:19 PM

I don't like your fantasies as excuses to get it on with your male friends.

You should keep them to yourself.

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:21 PM

That trick dosn't work anyways.

Batty for Bats! · 11-20-2005, 02:21 PM

Yes. I'm a guy now boys and girls. No, i'm not homosexual. But I'm also a mature adult and since he is my 'bestest' bud. there isnt a reason not to. Its your friends penis. I'm betting its his most prized possession. there isn't a way around it. It has to be saved. You couldn't exactly leave him there for it to rot off. Unless its un-godly hairy and stanks. He's on his own then. A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Yes, I'm a hypocrite.

Immortalfire · 11-20-2005, 02:21 PM

I'd ask him what songs he wants at the funeral.

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:23 PM

I'd do it to save his life.

I'd probally vomit after doing it tho.

Sarge 2.0 · 11-20-2005, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortalfire

I'd ask him what songs he wants at the funeral.

Seriously? Even if the whole "sucking the poison out" thing wasn't bulls**t, you'd still let him die? That's cold.

Boom · 11-20-2005, 02:25 PM

Of course I would.

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:26 PM

If he told any body what I did to save his life I'd kill him.

Alexia Dark · 11-20-2005, 02:32 PM

Seeing as my best friends are all guys... umm... maybe?

blind_fury · 11-20-2005, 02:34 PM

What if he gets an erection? Do you stop?

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blind_fury

What if he gets an erection? Do you stop?

His penis is already swollen , I doubt it could get any bigger.

Batty for Bats! · 11-20-2005, 02:37 PM

Wait, are we talking about life-threatening? or Just penis-loosing?

You know, if you used a tourniquet, the blood vessel would be crushed, no blood would be able to pass through his penis again and then it would be amputated anyways.

Sarge 2.0 · 11-20-2005, 02:37 PM

Life threatening, I'd assume. You'd let your friend loose his wang? Double cold.

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty for Bats!

Wait, are we talking about life-threatening? or Just penis-loosing?

Losing your penis would be worse.

Dwarf lord · 11-20-2005, 02:40 PM

Seeing as my best friend is a girl, I wouldn't run into this problem.

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwarf lord

Seeing as my best friend is a girl, I wouldn't run into this problem.

You think she'd give you a pole polish to save your life ?

TLATOANI · 11-20-2005, 02:43 PM

I WOULD SAY TELL HIM...man sorry but yoou are dead........can i keep your stereo?

TLATOANI · 11-20-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boom

Of course I would.

hey man... do you wanna go to the forest?

just kiddin.....

call me.... *whispering*

no, really i am just kiddin

Dwarf lord · 11-20-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Siva

You think she'd give you a pole polish to save your life ?

I don't know... It would be very very awkward.

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwarf lord

I don't know... It would be very very awkward.

Yes, especially if your friends a guy...

Electrix · 11-20-2005, 02:50 PM

I....might do...

TLATOANI · 11-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwarf lord

Seeing as my best friend is a girl, I wouldn't run into this problem.

but what if the snake bite her brest?

Kritish · 11-20-2005, 02:56 PM

Imagine having to ask for a breath mint after saving your friends life.

So embarrassing

Tangled Web · 11-20-2005, 02:57 PM

Hell no!

11-20-2005, 02:11 PM	#1
Golgo-13 In ♥ w/ Hayley Atwell Join Date: May 2003 Location: Eating Cadburys Creme Eggs... Posts: 23,132	Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? So you and your buddy are hiking through the wilderness. The two of you stop to take a break, and enjoy the scenic view. Your buddy tells you he has to take a wizz, so he walks off to 'pee' in privacy, behind a near by bush. Suddenly you hear a loud and eerie scream-that sends chills down your spine! You rush over to your buddy and he is on the ground writhing in pain. You see a highly venomous snake slithering hastily away. You cuddle your buddy and ask him "What has happened?" He uncups his hands away from his groin, and see that his penis is swollen to the size of a grapefruit - he's been bitten on his johnson! Your First Aid instincts kicks in. You wrap a turnoquet around it and try to re-assure him everything will be o.k. It's a busy trail, so the chances that someone travelling along it that will be carrying a 'snake-kit' are good. Time goes by,and noboby has come upon the two of you. Your buddy tells you the pain is too much to bare; but he has an idea. The poison needs to be sucked out to reduce tissue damage. Your buddy, your best'est buddy in the whole world looks you dead in the eye, and with the most sincere and desperate look you've ever seen on his face he's utters, "Please use your mouth and suck the poison out! The swelling is unbearable....i'd do it for you!" Would you DO IT or NOT? Note: Now i know that sucking poison out of a snake bite is not recommended but in extreme situations it can be beneficial to by the victim some time-just like the sucking motion of a 'snake kit'. __________________ Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated... but we are initiated aren't we Bruce ? Members of the League of shadows..... "Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back between them..........WHY? Because there's no place like home!" Last edited by Golgo-13; 11-20-2005 at 04:12 PM.

11-20-2005, 02:19 PM	#2
Th'Dude Nuclear-newb Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: #9,999 in line in the Firestorm Matrix. :( Posts: 368	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? I don't like your fantasies as excuses to get it on with your male friends. You should keep them to yourself. __________________ ¿Qué dice aquí? No sé, traducelo. :D “NO NO NOT DOING THIS NO NO NO RUN AWAY RUN AWAY THIS IS MY SPECIAL RUN AWAY SONG SO I DON’T GET KILLED BY SCARY GIRL”- Robot bad guy in Marvel's Next Wave #1

11-20-2005, 02:21 PM	#3
Kritish Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo Posts: 21,618	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? That trick dosn't work anyways.

11-20-2005, 02:21 PM	#4
Batty for Bats! Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,013	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? Yes. I'm a guy now boys and girls. No, i'm not homosexual. But I'm also a mature adult and since he is my 'bestest' bud. there isnt a reason not to. Its your friends penis. I'm betting its his most prized possession. there isn't a way around it. It has to be saved. You couldn't exactly leave him there for it to rot off. Unless its un-godly hairy and stanks. He's on his own then. A man's gotta draw the line somewhere. Yes, I'm a hypocrite.

11-20-2005, 02:21 PM	#5
Immortalfire The Invincible Iron Mod SHH! Global Moderator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: In the pale moonlight Posts: 53,427	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? I'd ask him what songs he wants at the funeral. __________________ D A W G S

11-20-2005, 02:23 PM	#6
Kritish Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo Posts: 21,618	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? I'd do it to save his life. I'd probally vomit after doing it tho.

11-20-2005, 02:25 PM	#8
Boom I got nothin' Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sitting on the nitpicket fence Posts: 28,117	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? Of course I would. __________________ "I had no idea a ninety-year-old man could cave in my chest cavity like that."

11-20-2005, 02:26 PM	#9
Kritish Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo Posts: 21,618	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? If he told any body what I did to save his life I'd kill him.

11-20-2005, 02:32 PM	#10
Alexia Dark Warrior Princess Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Angel Grove Posts: 12,599	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? Seeing as my best friends are all guys... umm... maybe?

11-20-2005, 02:34 PM	#11
blind_fury Banned User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: second renaissance Posts: 13,585	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? What if he gets an erection? Do you stop?

11-20-2005, 02:37 PM	#13
Batty for Bats! Side-Kick Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 3,013	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? Wait, are we talking about life-threatening? or Just penis-loosing? You know, if you used a tourniquet, the blood vessel would be crushed, no blood would be able to pass through his penis again and then it would be amputated anyways. Last edited by Batty for Bats!; 11-20-2005 at 02:39 PM.

11-20-2005, 02:40 PM	#16
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11-20-2005, 02:43 PM	#18
TLATOANI Side-Kick Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: MEXICO Posts: 1,913	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? I WOULD SAY TELL HIM...man sorry but yoou are dead........can i keep your stereo? __________________ FEEL FREE CORRECTING MY ENGLISH CUZ I'M TRYING TO LEARN LICENCIADO EN EDUCACION PRIMARIA CON CARTA DE FELICITACION FINO Y ELEGANTE :D

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11-20-2005, 02:56 PM	#24
Kritish Banned User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Your friendly neighborhood missile silo Posts: 21,618	Re: Are you truly your Best friends, BEST FRIEND? Imagine having to ask for a breath mint after saving your friends life. So embarrassing

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