Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing

The Hero · 03-07-2006, 10:19 AM

Joe Dirt-As stupid as this movie is,it's insanely quotable.

The Stupids-Christopher Lee having a cameo in a Tom Arnold movie.It's like Anthony Hopkins in a film starring Mr.T.Plus,"Release the Drive Bee!" has sort of become a catchphrase of mine.

Underworld 1 & 2-Three words:Kate.****ing.Beckinsale.

reggiebar · 03-07-2006, 10:20 AM

Joe-Dirt is actually a very good comedy.

Addendum · 03-07-2006, 10:42 AM

The credits

Carmine Falcone · 03-07-2006, 11:03 AM

Anger Management - without Nicholson that movie would be completely forgettable. But he owns it.

C.F. Kane · 03-07-2006, 11:04 AM

Fantastic Four - Alba in a bikini

Silver Sable · 03-07-2006, 11:07 AM

FF wasn't that bad

Octoberist · 03-07-2006, 11:10 AM

but it was a frustrating movie because I knew it could of been better. It felt like a bunch of different ideas from different writers and it got mixed in by a blender. Also Dr. Doom sucked. I guess the plot twist was that his name was "Dr. Doom" not "Mr. Doom".

Silver Sable · 03-07-2006, 11:12 AM

It's true that Doom did sucked but at least the movie had it's moments

ToddIsDead · 03-07-2006, 11:12 AM

Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe Dirt: Oh.
[Walks away]
Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.

Joe Dirt rocks!

PWN3R · 03-07-2006, 11:13 AM

AVP

That movie is so awesome to watch, its the ULTIMATE DON'T DO THIS film.

Plot, characters...I mean its horrible!

Its so horrible its amazing....maybe I am crazy.

schillah · 03-07-2006, 11:14 AM

underworld 2 wasn't bad

anyway

The Seed of Chucky redeemed by Jennifer Tilly's (.)(.)

Silver Sable · 03-07-2006, 11:14 AM

House Of Wax-Paris Hilton's death

Octoberist · 03-07-2006, 11:15 AM

It's a bad movie that film school should use in "What not to do". Cool idea, Pwn3er.

They had a character in whom gave out the backstory and then gets killed off. That was his entire purpose in the movie. He's not even a character; he was a plot device. You don't do that.

Gamma Ray · 03-07-2006, 11:17 AM

Star Wars 3 - Almost redeemed by two of the worst actors of the film dying (Padme and Anakin burning), but not quite. It still sucks even with that.

BT18 · 03-07-2006, 11:22 AM

Kate Beckinsale is mediocre in every way, in terms of actresses. No way does she come within a million miles of even almost redeeming that crapfest of a franchise.

The Hero · 03-07-2006, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BT18

Kate Beckinsale is mediocre in every way, in terms of actresses. No way does she come within a million miles of even almost redeeming that crapfest of a franchise.

I wasn't talking about her acting.

Carter · 03-07-2006, 11:48 AM

Blade Trinity
by Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey

Ronny Shade · 03-07-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Carter

Blade Trinity
by Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey

You're kidding me, right? Ryan Reyonlds and Parker Posey are a big part of why that film sucked ballz.

Calvin · 03-07-2006, 01:00 PM

Steve Carell's scene in Bruce Almighty.

Carter · 03-07-2006, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronny Shade

You're kidding me, right? Ryan Reyonlds and Parker Posey are a big part of why that film sucked ballz.

I'm not kidding.
Blade was tired after the second film, which I can't stand.

At least they brought some humor to the table

That-Guy · 03-07-2006, 01:08 PM

Superman 3 and 4 - anytime Christopher Reeve was wearing the big red "S," the film still had some charm, even if it totally sucked otherwise

Daredevil - Colin Farrell's performance almost made this film watchable

Ocean's 12 - A crap sequel to one of my favorite heist movies, the cast is still likeable enough that I didn't totally hate the film

The Jurassic Park films - The dinosaurs made up for the fact that Spielberg watered down and then butchered the story and the characters. (I'm not even including JP3 here because not only was that film not even remotely based on a Crichton novel but it didn't even have good effects... it was like CGI Carnosaur).

That-Guy · 03-07-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carter

I'm not kidding.
Blade was tired after the second film, which I can't stand.

At least they brought some humor to the table

I agree with you here. Blade 2 had almost NO story... what little there was, was just a petty attempt to tie together a bunch of action sequences. And by the end of it, everything that made Blade himself interesting in the first film was virtually gone. Trinity, while still a bad movie, at least introduced a few new characters and Reynold's Hannibal King was at least interesting and funny (although I have to admit, I got sick of hearing him say "f**k" every 5 seconds... I'm all for cussing up a storm in movies but in B:T, it just felt excessive and silly).

Carter · 03-07-2006, 01:13 PM

Yeah, I'm not saying it's a great movie but I enjoy it more than Blade 2

huskerwebhead · 03-07-2006, 01:17 PM

Flash Gordon - The Queen Soundtrack - nuff said

KingOfDreams · 03-07-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by huskerwebhead

Flash Gordon - The Queen Soundtrack - nuff said

Flash!...Ahhh Ahhhhhh!

03-07-2006, 10:19 AM	#1
The Hero Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Hero's Disco Dancing Expo Posts: 5,315	Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Joe Dirt-As stupid as this movie is,it's insanely quotable. The Stupids-Christopher Lee having a cameo in a Tom Arnold movie.It's like Anthony Hopkins in a film starring Mr.T.Plus,"Release the Drive Bee!" has sort of become a catchphrase of mine. Underworld 1 & 2-Three words:Kate.****ing.Beckinsale. __________________ Be a non-Hitler and check out the two webcomics I waste time writing: Awesomataz: A webcomic of life, love, religion, supernatural creatures, and douchebags Badass has a name: Smoke Manmuscle, P.I.

03-07-2006, 10:20 AM	#2
reggiebar Side-Kick Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,399	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Joe-Dirt is actually a very good comedy.

03-07-2006, 10:42 AM	#3
Addendum Banned User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Memphis Posts: 22,139	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing The credits

03-07-2006, 11:03 AM	#4
Carmine Falcone So it goes. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Holland/Belgium Posts: 19,576	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Anger Management - without Nicholson that movie would be completely forgettable. But he owns it. __________________ Come back to nothing special, such as waiting rooms and ticket lines, silver bullet suicides, and messianic ocean tides, and racial roller-coaster rides and other forms of boredom advertised as poetry.

03-07-2006, 11:04 AM	#5
C.F. Kane Side-Kick Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Xanadu Posts: 5,419	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Fantastic Four - Alba in a bikini

03-07-2006, 11:07 AM	#6
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03-07-2006, 11:10 AM	#7
Octoberist point blank Join Date: May 2005 Location: California Posts: 32,026	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing but it was a frustrating movie because I knew it could of been better. It felt like a bunch of different ideas from different writers and it got mixed in by a blender. Also Dr. Doom sucked. I guess the plot twist was that his name was "Dr. Doom" not "Mr. Doom". __________________ pttf

03-07-2006, 11:12 AM	#8
Silver Sable Wild Pack Commander Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Queens,NY Posts: 27,576	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing It's true that Doom did sucked but at least the movie had it's moments __________________ Avatar by Me Buddies: Demogoblin,CaptainStacy,Godzilla

03-07-2006, 11:12 AM	#9
ToddIsDead Banned User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Gamer Rejects Posts: 7,117	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: What? Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked? Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: Oh. [Walks away] Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me. Joe Dirt rocks!

03-07-2006, 11:13 AM	#10
PWN3R Mr. Mistah Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Mr. Cluck's Posts: 19,711	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing AVP That movie is so awesome to watch, its the ULTIMATE DON'T DO THIS film. Plot, characters...I mean its horrible! Its so horrible its amazing....maybe I am crazy. __________________ ^ all typoes are intentional “What is happiness? It's a moment before you need more happiness." - Don Draper

03-07-2006, 11:14 AM	#11
schillah Side-Kick Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: NY Posts: 34	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing underworld 2 wasn't bad anyway The Seed of Chucky redeemed by Jennifer Tilly's (.)(.)

03-07-2006, 11:15 AM	#13
Octoberist point blank Join Date: May 2005 Location: California Posts: 32,026	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing It's a bad movie that film school should use in "What not to do". Cool idea, Pwn3er. They had a character in whom gave out the backstory and then gets killed off. That was his entire purpose in the movie. He's not even a character; he was a plot device. You don't do that. __________________ pttf

03-07-2006, 11:17 AM	#14
Gamma Ray Banned User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,946	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Star Wars 3 - Almost redeemed by two of the worst actors of the film dying (Padme and Anakin burning), but not quite. It still sucks even with that.

03-07-2006, 11:22 AM	#15
BT18 Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Crackton Posts: 5,849	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Kate Beckinsale is mediocre in every way, in terms of actresses. No way does she come within a million miles of even almost redeeming that crapfest of a franchise. __________________ http://mediamatters.org/ http://foxnewsboycott.com/

03-07-2006, 11:48 AM	#17
Carter Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Not staring at it, eating it. Posts: 13,805	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Blade Trinity by Ryan Reynolds and Parker Posey

03-07-2006, 01:00 PM	#19
Calvin Muchas smooches Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 17,973	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Steve Carell's scene in Bruce Almighty.

03-07-2006, 01:08 PM	#21
That-Guy Banned User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Burgh Posts: 16,292	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Superman 3 and 4 - anytime Christopher Reeve was wearing the big red "S," the film still had some charm, even if it totally sucked otherwise Daredevil - Colin Farrell's performance almost made this film watchable Ocean's 12 - A crap sequel to one of my favorite heist movies, the cast is still likeable enough that I didn't totally hate the film The Jurassic Park films - The dinosaurs made up for the fact that Spielberg watered down and then butchered the story and the characters. (I'm not even including JP3 here because not only was that film not even remotely based on a Crichton novel but it didn't even have good effects... it was like CGI Carnosaur).

03-07-2006, 01:13 PM	#23
Carter Banned User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Not staring at it, eating it. Posts: 13,805	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Yeah, I'm not saying it's a great movie but I enjoy it more than Blade 2

03-07-2006, 01:17 PM	#24
huskerwebhead Side-Kick Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 4,119	Re: Awful Movies That Are Almost Redeemed By One Thing Flash Gordon - The Queen Soundtrack - nuff said __________________ I'm an equal opportunity hater. Best VoIP Providers Lost and Found Pets

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