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El Señor Presidente
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Sava: "I'd even marry your dog just to be close to you."
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New Jersey
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Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
No? Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
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MY NAME IS HOV
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The place btwn dreams and awake
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Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
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El Señor Presidente
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You can forget about going to heaven, cause it's a sin to look that good!
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?
:wink:
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Semper Fi
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I think I've just found the angel I want to be touched by.
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: New Jersey
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Hi, are you legal?
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Dont cry, my dear
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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Don't be so picky....I wasn't!
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El Señor Presidente
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.
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El Señor Presidente
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Dont cry, my dear
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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Dont cry, my dear
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El Señor Presidente
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Your place or mine? Mine smells like dead bodies for some reason.
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Semper Fi
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
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El Señor Presidente
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Dont cry, my dear
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
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MY NAME IS HOV
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The place btwn dreams and awake
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I like the look of your crotch.
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El Señor Presidente
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We both know I'm going to follow you home, so why not come along peacefully?
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Dont cry, my dear
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Dont cry, my dear
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway
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World's Grimmest Hero
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: At Bibbo's Ace O' Clubs
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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
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"There’s no need to "modernize" Superman in order for the character to be appealing to the new generation. Superman is not a brooding angst ridden conflicted hero. He is a beacon of hope and his mission is to fight for Truth, Justice and the American way. Superman doesn’t need to wear an armor suit. He’s THE Man of Steel. There’s no need to “modernize” the suit for it to be more “dark” and “edgy”. If today’s generation can’t accept the character’s roots and essence, then they’re not true fans." |
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Dont cry, my dear
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
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El Señor Presidente
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If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now.
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Dont cry, my dear
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: London
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If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever
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El Señor Presidente
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Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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